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LOL OKAY SO THIS PICSPAM WAS STARTED IN JUNE OF 2008 AND I'VE ALWAYS BEEN BOTHERED THAT I NEVER FINISHED IT. THREE YEARS AFTER I STARTED IT + ALMOST 2 YEARS AFTER THEY SPLIT UP IS THE BEST TIME OF COURSE.

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I have no idea what my thought processes were when I was putting this spam together. I didn't have any non-disco pixx to share and care, but I spent a long time copy-pasting those fronds.

I don't know how to start this.

this was perhaps not the wisest time of day to do this spam )

I feel really accomplished now! I have finally finished this THREE YEAR old spam. And oh man, making this post brought back so many more memories than I thought it would. I really loved these tragic weird white boys. <3__<3 Thanks for everything, disco. It was fun~
kerpingtack: badly cropped deers drawn by a korean artist (nearly spring)
THROWING MY ENTIRE LIFE ACROSS THE ROOM

I
CAN'T
FUCKING
TAKE IT ANYMORE

LK;AJSDFS;LAKSDJF;ALKSDJF
A;SKLFDJ
A;LKSDNFA;K,NN,AD
;AKLSDJF

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY IS MY FACE ALL RED!!!!!! HOW CAN THEY BE SO FUCKING CUTE GODDAMN THEM ALL

DON'T EVEN TRY TO TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW THEORETICAL INTERNET AUDIENCE I AM FUCKING OUT OF ORDER

edit @ 6:58 OKAY NO I CAN'T LEAVE IT AT THAT

I WAS LIKE CLAWING AT MY FACE AND CLUTCHING MY PEARLS WHILE WATCHING IT

OKAY SO IT'S ONE THING TO BE PROUD OF SEEING THEM DANCE AND HOW TOGETHER THEY ARE AND HOW FLUIDLY AND UNFF-ILY THEY HIT THEIR MOVES

BUT IT'S ANOTHER TO FEEL PROUD LOOKING AT THEM JUST SITTING THERE WITH THEIR HAIR???? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME ;~~~~~~~; JUST LIKE WOW LOOK AT YOU, YOUR HEADS ARE ALL DIFFERENT COLORS I'M SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS!!!!!! MY LIFE IS SLIPPING THROUGH MY FINGERS

JONGHYUN AND TAEMIN SWITCHED PLACED IN THE NON-LINEAR INTERVIEW FORMATION SO NOW JONGHO ARE SITTING DOWN NEXT TO EACH OTHER. (!!!!!!!)

MINHO'S JACKET LOOKS LIKE A HOT WHEELS CAR FROM THE 90s

KEY IS SMUG AT BEING THE BEST AT JAPANESE

ONEW APOLOGIZES FOR MAKING A PUN ABOUT FROGS GOING HOME

TAEMIN HAS A COSPLAYER

JONGHYUN .....................................................................................................................................................
OH GOD I WAS SPACING OUT WATCHING ALL THOSE PERIODS MARCH ACROSS THE SCREEN
JONGHYUN ..............................................................................................................................................................................
;~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~;
JONGHYUN ...........................................................................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES OKAY THAT'S IT EXACTLY

OKAY UM

May. 14th, 2011 06:33 pm
kerpingtack: alec baldwin in beetlejuice (CHEKRD SHRT + GLASSES = YES YES YES!!)

PARKS & RECREATION IS THE BEST SHOW

LESLIE KNOPE IS THE BEST PERSON

EVERYONE ELSE IS ALSO THE BEST PEOPLE

AND

I LOVE EVERYTHING
kerpingtack: police frog doodle (copper)

FUCKING S C R E A M I N G EXCUSE ME I HAVE TO GO PUNCH THE STUFFING OUT OF MY ENTIRE COUCH OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!!

JONGHYUN KEY TAEMIN ONEW MINHO JONGHYUN KEY MINHO JONGHYUN JONGHYUN JONGHYUN J O N G H Y U N N N N N N___N Z___Z X_______X ;__________; ;~~~~~~~~~~~~~; :D ;~~~~~~~;

THEY'RE SO DUMB AND CUTE AND GORGEOUS AND PERFECT LOOKING LOOK AT THEIR HAIR AND THEIR FACES LOOK AT THEM JUST FUCKING LOOK A;LKJQW;KEHNKAJNFD;KLANSDFLK;JDF;LAKJFD;DLAJAS;KLDJF;LAKJSDF

THE GROUP PHOTOS WITH JONGHYUN IN THE MIDDLE OH MY GOD I NEARLY THREW MYSELF OUT OF THE WINDOW OKAY OMG OMG OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

SHINEE MAKE
LOVE
RIGHT
NOW
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kerpingtack: police frog doodle (copper)
THIS IS NOT THAT DAY

SCREAMING O M F G HOOT IS FLAWLESS


THE DESIGN TEAM WINS ONE MILLION EVERYTHINGS, THIS SHIT IS PERFECT

I GO ALL FANGIRL OUT )

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I AM GOING BONKERS OMG WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

IF I CANNOT FINISH THIS PAPER TODAY

I WILL

LITERALLY

DIE

WHY IS THIS SO HARD, I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS CONTINUOUSLY LIKE NIGHT AND DAY FOR TWO WEEKS AND IT IS STILL NOT FINISHED AND IT IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE 6 - 10 PAGES DOUBLE-SPACED WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

AND NOW MY EARS ARE RINGING!!! GREAT I GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE A STROKE OR SOMETHING THAT IS GREAT

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE 5 HOURS OF SLEEP I'VE BEEN AVERAGING FOR THE PAST WEEK OR THE CAN OF CHERRY COKE I JUST DRANK

CAPS CAPS CAPS

I AM SO SAD IN MY HEART RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! THIS PAPER IS NEVER GOING TO BE FINISHED 

LOOK AT ALL MY TAGS, I HOPE THEY ARE AS LONG AS THE ACTUAL ENTRY

WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY AND WHY ARE THEY ALL SO RELEVANT

HOBO CORN

OBAMA'S ICY GLAMOUR

BILLY IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
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THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING

PS, JEEEESUS NO WONDER WHY PEOPLE MAKE BINGO CARDS FOR -ISM-FAILS*, I CAN PRACTICALLY ORCHESTRATE THE STUPIDFUCK COMMENTS EACH TIME

I SWEAR EACH AND EVERY PERSON WHO BRINGS UP THE TONE ARGUMENT SHOULD GET KNEED IN THE FUCKING FACE

SAME TO ANYONE WHO SAYS "WHAT SHE DID WAS WRONG ~*BUT*~..." IN CONJUNCTION WITH "THAT POOR GIRL" AND "DOGPILING." SORRY TO RUIN YOUR WHITE KNIGHT MOMENT, YOU'RE NOT THE LONE VOICE OF MODERATION AND REASON, YOU ARE A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG

I'M NOT EVEN MAD, I'M JUST TIRED

VAMPIRES SUCK

*SOMEONE COME UP WITH A BETTER TERM, 'FAIL' IS WEAK AND 'WANK' IS SO BELITTLING

YELLING

Feb. 22nd, 2010 11:21 pm
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YOU KNOW, THERE IS NOTHING QUITE LIKE THE HIGH FROM WATCHING A GOOD MOVIE FOR THE FIRST TIME STRAIGHT THROUGH!! I AM STILL SO EXCITED!!

ESPECIALLY IF THE MOVIE IS GOOD IN A WAY THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF (MY COUSIN KEEPS RECOMMENDING MOVIES THAT ARE DEPRESSING AS BALLS TO WATCH. I'M NOT INTO THAT KIND OF STUFF!!!!!!)

SOMETIMES I LOOK DOWN ON THOSE TRENDY KIDS WHO ARE ALWAYS NAME-CHECKING THEIR FAVORITE MOVIES ETC ALL THE TIME, BUT RIGHT NOW I REALLY GET THAT BECAUSE I WANT TO GO AROUND UPDATING EVERYTHING TO SAY THAT THE PHILADELPHIA STORY IS REALLY AMAZING AND IT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES NOW!!! SOME PART OF IT IS WHORISH HIPSTER VANITY TO SEEM COOL AND INDIVIDUAL AND UNIQUE, BUT MOST OF IT (FOR ME RIGHT NOW ANYWAY) IS JUST BECAUSE I AM PROUD TO HAVE IT BE A PART OF ME AND BECAUSE I AM JUST GLAD TO LOVE IT

AND ALSO I LIKE CAPSLOCK
kerpingtack: illustration for aladdin 1928 "Aladdin Saluted Her with Joy" (salut her with joy)
OMG I JUST SAW THE PHILADELPHIA STORY

OMG OMG OMG

OR: Everything I have ever heard about Katharine Hepburn is true, and more.

oh, glory

Jul. 10th, 2009 09:52 am
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I listened to the 30 sec clip of the new PatD's demo of their new song, Oh Glory, and I like the looks of it. I do really appreciate bden, Spencer, and Peet's consideration to the fans. I don't care if it's not completely genuine, like if they're really all FUCK EVERYTHING, I WANT TO EAT CHEETOS ALONE IN MY ROOM, and this reassuring twittering is just a coping method/professionalism/hard cold capitalism. IT IS STILL NICE TO KNOW THAT THE DISCO DREAM IS NOT OVER.

OKAY BUT MY MAIN POINT IS.

"If I wake in the morning, I only need two more miracles to become a saint / everything I promised everyone I'd ever be, well I just ain't
Lately it seems like everybody's sick, everybody's dying / build myself a wall of unhappy hearts, but I know in my heart that my head is lying, lying / Oh, glory...."

Brendon Urie, did you write this?! DID YOU WRITE THIS?!?! IF YOU WROTE THIS. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF. I THINK MY HEAD IS SORT OF IMPLODING WITH LOVE. OMG. BDENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN ;___; YOU ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU. SOMEONE BETTER BE HUGGING YOU RIGHT THIS MOMENT. OMFG. AHHHHHHHHHHH
kerpingtack: sarah with a fine moustache (sarah thinks you look ridiculous)
LISTEN. YOU GUYS.

PAUL MCCARTNEY. WAS SUCH A PHYSICALLY LOVELY HUMAN BEING. OKAY. HE IS A MOST LOVELY HUMAN BEING IN GENERAL BUT HE USED TO BE FUCKING EXTRAORDINARY LOOKING IT IS RIDICULOUS

I HAVE MANY PHOTOS NAMED THINGS LIKE "DOWAGER EMPRESS" AND "SAUCY LITTLE TART" AND "PLEASE LET ME DATE YOU PAUL MCCARTNEY"

IT IS NOT MY FAULT THAT I AM SHALLOW, IF PAUL MCCARTNEY DID NOT WANT TO BE OBJECTIFIED 50 YEARS AFTER THE FACT HE WOULD NOT HAVE GONE AROUND LOOKING LIKE THAT!!!1111 OKAY OBVIOUSLY





LOOK AT 1:26/1:37/ALL OF THE 1960s, WHAT THE HOLY HELL, WHO GOES AROUND JUST LOOKING LIKE THAT??? THAT IS RIDICULOUS. SHUT UP WITH YOUR FACE PAUL MCCARTNEY!!!!!!!

ALSO

THIS PAPER

IS MAKING ME

FUCKING

CRAZY
kerpingtack: google image of stained glass (candy floss)
Life Without Building's The Leanover is one of the most remarkable and brilliant songs I've ever heard.

Fridge's boyfrond brought cheeseburgers for her. I literally cannot think of a better kind of relationship than that. Boyfrond as a delivery guy!! Oh man.

My hair is getting too long. It's in this weird mullet formation at the moment.

Gaw
d
al
mi
ghty
I am a morose motherfucker.

That being said I'm watching America's Best Dance Crew and holy cats I'm nervous! QUEST CREW. COME ON. Aw, Dynamic Edition! Oh my god Shane's not wearing a hat! Lil Mama looks gr8! JC needs a bow-tie to complete his look!

Quest/Strikers/Dynamic Edition: DAMN STRAIGHT.

I am going crazy about Quest b/c UGH THEY ARE SO PERFECT IN EVERYTHING. I have to stop fetishizing these weird things, I've always been like really DESPERATE to know people like this or to be part of a community with some kind of throughline. Yeah pretend that makes sense.

Heidi Klum is so cute even if this commercial she's in is, how you say, retarded. Man I've been trying to phase "retarded" out of my vocabulary but I've been backsliding lately. Ablism is really tough for me to deal with.

DJ Rashida is pretty smokin.

OMG THIS SECTION WITH THE KIDS AT THE DANCE STUDIO IS RIDICULOUSLY ENDEARING.

Julia Roberts is utterly unconvincing as a spy.

LOL WTF "glambition"? Reality shows are so so weird. It's crazy how big they've gotten. They're interesting to think about. Like what makes them different from documentaries, construction of identity in the media by "normal" people (famewhores: they're just like us!), voyeurism and performance, and lord the editing. I have to say that I am glad for the advent of talent competition reality show (I'm watching ABDC!!!) and the rising popularity of the... talent reality show? The documentary reality show? Stuff like Ace of Cakes and stuff on, like, the Discovery Channel like the Biggest Catch and Ice Road Truckers (I haven't watched them but I hear weirdly good and goodly weird things). Maybe they're straight up documentary shows. idk idk idk

LOLOLOL THOSE OUTFITS. Beat Freakz look like hot dog vendors and Quest... are in purple and turquoise sweat suits. Ahahahah!

Quest's salute thing is pretty damn cute. They're really working it overtime in this episode.

I wish Beat Freakz would be cleaner or something, I can't help thinking they look sloppy a lot of the time. What is it about them? idk idk. I hope it's not my latent sexism gd-it.

I love all the judges, haters can suck it. SIC...CEST PERFORMANCES EVER, HELL YES! JC's crispness makes him saying things like "ill" and "baller" really something. AMERICA'S BEST HAIR CREW LOLOL. It's hella true! Ryan, rock on forever. Charming guys! Performance skills! They really do have such personality. NINJA TURTLES! No icons, but iconic! I love Lil Mama. Her note cards, oh man! Love is love, peace.

You know what, I would be completely okay if Beat Freakz won. I wasn't sure b/c I was so *O* QUEST MUST WIN OR I WILL DIE but no, Quest seems cool with just killing the shit out of it (what is "it"? slang is so weird) and showing Amurrica what they could do, and I am just glad to have seen it and ~known~ them in the fractionest of fractional ways, so yeah I'm cool and Beat Freaks is cool and Quest is ubercool and my knees are cold.

Is that Kyle Gallner in the Haunting in Connecticut? "They used to hold seances here. But here's the really weird part: they contacted the dead." LOL that's the point of a seance.

HO SHIT! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG NO MORE SLOW PAN JUST SAY IT OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG STOPPPPP I KNOW YOU NEED TO FILL UP TIME BUT SERIOUSLY JUST SAY IT OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMMMMMMG OMFG HOLY SHIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK QUEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT I DIDN'T THINK!!!!!!!!!!!! WOWOWWOW OMG!!!!!!! THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING!! DOMINIC SHUT UP WITH YOUR SINCERE FUCKING FACE!!!!!! OMG HUGGING AND STRONG AWESOME MALE FRONDSHIPS WITH HUGGING AND BROGRABS OMG SINCERITY OMG RYAN SHUT UP WITH YOUR FACE TOO MARIO LOPEZ ACCEPT A SHOULDER GRAB GODDAMNIT!!!

OH GOD THEY ARE SO OVERWHELMED AND THEY ARE SO SWEET AND ENDEARING AND I LOOOOOVE THEM AND DOM IS TAKING OFF NOT ONLY HIS SHIRT BUT HIS SHOES BECAUSE HE IS GR8 AND THESE ARE ALL CAPS AND THIS WAS AN AMAAAAAAZING SEASON AND JESUS CHRIST EVERYONE ON THE STAGE AND IT'S COLORFUL AND EVERYONE IS HUGGING AND I'M SO FUCKING CHARMED BY SHIT LIKE THIS!!! THAT WAS AMAZING OKAY THE END

PS THAT TROPHY IS HIDEOUS

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