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I'm really hungry & dizzy but there's company downstairs and I can't deal with feeling fug and incompetent right now. This is some straight up middle school bullshit. I'm mad at myself for being this way but that adds to the general feeling of not wanting anyone to look at me. I'm gonna drink water out of the sink and play Angry Birds until they leave. goodplan.exe
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WE BEAT THE SUBSPACE EMISSARY ADVENTURE ON SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL

STFU THIS IS A BIG DEAL FOR US, WE ARE NOT GAMERS, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE EVER FINISHED A GAME WITH A STORY AND STAGES AND BOSSES!!!! AND IT FELT DAMN GOOD

It was a total team effort!! My sister and I played through it with JJB chattering non-stop in the background like a sprite that follows you around telling you "Press B to use your boomerang!" while you look online for a cheat to help you kill him, or a random townsperson on an RPG that you try to avoid because if you walk past them you'll have to Skip twenty times while they talk about the history of the mountain or that the weather looks bad today, do you want to go fishing? OR WHATEVER.................................. anywaaaay JJB was helpful exactly 50% of the time (b/c he is literally a freaking encyclopedia when it comes to the stuff he's interested in) and CRAZY ANNOYING the other 50% of the time (b/c he is better than you and WILL NEVER STOP TALKING). And on the final boss Tabuu all three of us played against him in a frantic wii remote swap loop. It took us six tries!! gd his stupid wings. JJB was the one who finished him off with Ganondorf. (More like GanonDORK hurr hurr hurr. <-- our favorite joke) OH SWEET VICTORYYYYY

ELEVEN HOURSSSSSSSSSS~!!!!!!!!!!!!

We were probably a little too invested in the trophy story, but to be fair, JJB was the only one who actually cried when Ness sacrificed himself for Lucas. ;_____;

BEE DOO ROOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BA RA RA RA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PS, IT WAS ONLY ON EASY!!!! WE ARE ROCKSTARS
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FIGURED IT OUT

THE SONG THAT PLAYED IN THAT ONE EPISODE OF THIS AMERICAN LIFE IS:

THE BEGINNING OF THE CURE'S CLOSE TO ME

YUSSSSSSSS

I RULE
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I woke up at the appropriate time this morning but it was so cold and I, so tired, that I just went back to sleep. I woke up again in time to go to class, although I would've been about 20 min late, but I decided: NO! Which is smart, b/c the midterm is next week. Now I'm typing this instead of heading over to my next class for which it is hard to get a good seat unless you come in early. Mm.

I love P.McC. Silly Love Songs is such a big hilarious "fuck you." He's just like "so my music is meaningless and sentimental? well I'm going to write a song where I just sing 'I looooooooove youuuuuuuuuuu' for half of it. AND IT'LL GO NUMBER 1. SUCK IT." I don't even think it's musically a good song, which makes it all the more gr8 and hilarious. Pawwwwwwl!

Right now I'm definitely going to be late for class. It's Wednesday. I have work with Library Guy. Why can't he be just a library guy? For god's sake!!!

edit: My soash theory professor is like my favorite person at UCLA. He is fucking wonderful.
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I GOT A 43/45 ON MY STATS FINAL

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!??!?!?!???

WHO DID I BLOW TO GET THAT GRADE???
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THE FRAT HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET FROM ME IS HAVING A GIANT SING-A-LONG TO

JOURNEY'S

DON'T

STOP

BELIEVING

LOLOL A GIRL JUST SCREAMED IN PURE DELIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF STEVE PERRY'S "HOLD ONTO THAT FEEEEEEEEELIN"

AHAHAHA THE DJ KEEPS CUTTING THE MUSIC OUT SO EVERYONE CAN SHOUT THE WORDS A CAPELLA

THIS IS AMAZING
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I am the MOST unmotivated. THE MOST.

Listen I just couldn't do the "stand on the sidewalk and harrass people into filling out my 8 question survey" thing. I REALLY TRIED! For like two hours I sat out there saying "THE NEXT PERSON, FOR REAL, THE NEXT PERSON I SEE, I WILL ASK. SAC UP, SELF" but I couldn't!! I am so scared of people.  

This is the worst ever, I hate this assignment. I say that for every assignment but it's particularly true of this one. I want to cryyy. How am I going to write TEN FUCKING PAGES on this bullshit?? ALSO EXCELS INTIMIDATES THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I am dumber than dumb.

I just want to go home. What the fuck is my major? Is it soash?? I don't even know. I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING. Seriously, why am I even in school? I hate everything. Actually I really hardcore love the idea of being a philosophy major but I am way dumb for that. WAY DUMB. What the holy hell am I going to do after I graduate? Assuming I graduate. OH GOD. I could teach in Korea for a year. THEN WHAT?? I am never going to get into law school, that's for sure. I have no extracurriculars or laurels or whatnot to my good name. Oh my god I'm so fucked, just so fucked. :((

satursun

Oct. 19th, 2008 02:35 pm
kerpingtack: corgis on the beach where the corgis are free (call it freedom in an old age)
Half written today, half written yesterday.

I just came in from shopping at the farmer's market. OMG I feel so accomplished and adult-like. I don't know if I'm registered to vote and I don't know how to get a Ralph's card, but I went shopping at the farmer's market motherfucker! I spent $8 on two pomengranates and four marsh grapefruits. The pomengranates are technically not ripe yet I don't think (it's supposed to be late late October/early November?) but these looked so sexxxy, I couldn't leave them alone.

I realized yesterday that I am inadvertantantly (spelling ommmg) turning into a vegetarian, as I basically had no meat whatsoever the past week. ~So healthy.~ :d I hate using money though. It's too much on top of all the money I'm wasting academically. Hallo hallo guilt.

I've been sort of skating around thinking too very much about the election, and mostly it was morbid brace yourself, McCain's going to win, President Palin is nigh stuff. But I just saw a macro of Obama holding a (non-photoshopped) box of donuts and for some reason THAT was the thing that made me completely freak out. "OH MY GOD I WANT OBAMA TO BE PRESIDENT. IF OBAMA DOESN'T WIN I WILL HAVE TO KILL MYSELF IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SERIOUSLY WILL HAVE TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" WE NEED A PRESIDENT WHO CAN HOLD A NON-PHOTOSHOPPED BOX OF DONUTS. What. What. I don't know.

That Brothers and Sisters show is fucking with me because it's abbreviated as B&S so I keep going WOW PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT B&S!! and it's not my B&S. :(((

I looked like a cowgirl today yesterday and I kind of enjoyed it. I'm wore this bustley skirt with a belt thing (skirt was suddenly too big for me. I think I've lost some weight or something b/c I don't know how to feed myself) and a tanktop. Boy howdy! Now I look quite 60s French. Short sleeved knitted black shirt with white and black polka dotted skirt. The shirt is lumpy and shapeless! 

Things the internet is amazing at: building creative communities. Youtube, flickr, etsy, etc. I've been going through Olivia Bee's flickr photostream for like three hours. The photos are very beautiful on their own, but they're dramatically remarkable considering that she's only fourteen years old. The photos have such a mature tone and such a mature grasp of color, like professional; I wouldn't have guessed she was an amateur, let alone that freaking young. I'm kind of fascinated. It almost both demystifies and mystifies the process of photography for me. Or in general, image culture (is that the right term?). I mean a lot of her pictures draw on the romanticism of young girls in dresses especially outdoors by fences and trees etc. I guess I'm saying that I realized that you have to have an eye for that kind of thing to set it up, and that you have to set it up in general, and it's all more striking because she's so young, so it's like she's realizing the previous generation's nostalgia and idealization of the past. Ahaha I'm projecting. She seems like a retro kid though. It's very precocious, and I don't mean that in a condescending way at all. But I'm trying not to get too fixated on her age. It's just a very cool situation, especially since she uses her friends as models and thinking about that versus an adult artist using their friends in their work and just wow, demystification/mystification!  

Belle and Sebastian's Chalet Lines is almost bruisingly beautiful, it's like a brick being thrown into your heart. It's brutal in how measured it is, how beautiful, in Stuart's voice, the words, and it seems so real, it's devastating. I don't think it's exploitative. It's a song about hurt and reactions to it, a person and people.
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I was going to go see Ballast, which is showing for free at Melnitz and has great reviews and seems like it has a tone I'd like (METAPHORICAL WINTERS IN LITERAL WINTERS LOLOLOL omg I'm dumb), plus the director is showing up for a q&a after which is pretty cool, but I'm tired. AND ALSO I SMASHED MY FUCKING TOENAIL WITH THE KITCHEN CHAIR. WHAT THE FUCK!! WHY THE HELL ARE THE KITCHEN CHAIRS SO DESTRUCTIVE?? ALL I DID WAS ACCIDENTALLY BANG MY TOE AGAINST IT AND NOW IT'S CRACKED AND IT BLED. It still feels weird when I put weight on it, ie STAND, so I'm thinking that walking back and forth to campus is not a good idea. Listen, one of my hardcore physical DO NOT WANTS is a fucking nail falling off. That concept just freaks me out so badly. I'm praying and preying that it's not going to happen.

I'm watching an episode of What Not to Wear. This girl is so cute. I can't even believe it. She wears a lot of fleece sweaters and yoga pants which is le horreur I guess, but she looks SO CUTE. I love fleece. She is so cute and comfy! OMG she's so cute. I'm just going to keep repeating this. Redheads! *___* Ew they're recommending skinny jeans. Holy what?? Lord skinny jeans. I really don't like the "talking about person while watching them from TV screen" segments. 

She runs her own real estate agency and the big thing they're pushing is like zomg you need to look polished and confident so people will think you know what you're talking about. I don't know about that. I think I'm just biased to think that the more "polished" you look as a real estate agent, the more likely you'll be a douchebag. OMG I hate what they did to her hair. Oh seriously hate. She looks like a mannequin. And Kirsten Dunst.

I was so tired this morning. I wanted to detach my head and carry it around like a suitcase instead of holding it up on top of my neck all day. Tired!

OLYMPICS

Aug. 17th, 2008 12:15 am
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THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING. EVERYTHING! WOWOWOW!!!! OH MY GOD WE WERE ALL SHOUTING AND MAKING SO MUCH NOISE HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING. WOMEN'S MARATHON! CONSTANTINA SUPERLONGLASTNAME'S VICTORY LAP WITH THE FLAG AS A CAPE OMG OMG OMG THAT WAS SUCH AN INCREDIBLE MOMENT OMG. DARA TORRES! RELAYS!! MICHAEL FLIPPIN PHELPS! WE JUST SAW HISTORY THAT IS AMAZING. AND JASON LEZAK OMG!! USAIN BOLT!!!!! AND HIS MALM!!! THAT WAS SO SUPER AMAZING OMG. OMG!!!! OLYMPICS I LOVE YOU

DYING

Aug. 1st, 2008 11:08 pm
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DYING
DYING
DYING

SEND HELP

BDEN WEARING GLASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

O H M YH G O D

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEE SERRRRRRRRRRRRRIOUSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I CAN'T HANDEL ITTTTTTTTTTTTTT

IF YOU COULD HEAR ME RIGHT NOW YOU WOULD KNOW THAT NONE OF THESE EXTRA CONSANTONTS AND VOWELS ARE UNNECESSARY OMG CAN'T TYPE RIGHT NOW MY FINGERS ARE FLAILING

BDENNNNNNNNNN GLASSESSSSSSS LET ME WALK YOU DOWN THE AISLE WHEN YOU GET MARRIED OKAY OKAY OKAY

edit:

WAS GOING TO MAKE A BIGGER PICSPAM BUT I DON'T HAVE THE TIME, I JUST DON'T HAVE THE TIME!!!!!
I CURRENTLY LOVE EVERYTHING SFM RIGHT NOW )
kerpingtack: alec baldwin in beetlejuice (CHEKRD SHRT + GLASSES = YES YES YES!!)
My mom came in with a plate saying, "Do you want to eat something REALLY DELICIOUS?!" I was skeptical I admit. They looked like normal potatoes. She said all she did was steam them. Obvs she steamed them with magic.

I am eating the potatoes right now. Oh my god they are so good. Potatoes, so good. Remember that! I want an icon with potatoes in them. Maybe with baby Baldwin eyeing up the potatoes. Maybe me eating potatoes on an eagle's back.

potatoes potatoes potatoes
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I don't know if you've noticed tee hee but I like to link all words that sound the same together and smash them all up. It is why I am so delighted with puns and alliteration. Sort of relatedly, two 'u's next to each other mess me up, like in vacuum and continuum. nuuuuum. yume. yoooooooom. yum yum yooooom. Okay.

Alright let us skate on by that. I have a backlog of 4 picspamms now, but whatever! I want to post these!

THEME: I want to picspam without organizing anything and thirteen starts with the same consonant blend as Thursday. Delving into the

~*~*Thursday Thurteen*~*~ )

And that's that!


edit:I have excised the picspam part of this post because I'm not going to lie, being SCOLDED for not liking Dane Cook kinda poisoned the whole thing for me. I am a sensitive flower damnit. Also all the bloxx of text before the pictures looked ugly.
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So I fell asleep at like 2:40ish last night, woke up at 10:40ish, did nothing until 2:40ish again, and then took a nap till 4:40ish. I have not eaten all day because I now hate going down to the dining hall. This is because I am smart.

When I was little I had no idea what the following things were/what the following things looked like:
den
foyer
loafers
Mary-Janes
cashmere
chiffon
argyle

but these words would pop up all the time in the pre-teen/teen books I read, especially in the Baby-Sitters Club and Sweet Valley High series. I gathered enough from ~*context*~ that Mary-Janes were dressy girl shoes and that argyle was a pattern and a den was a type of room and everything, but I had noooo idea what they looked like. LOL I wasn't even sure about plaid for a while. I think this is one of the funny things about being second-generation when you're little; you don't have access to this type of cultural (? idk what to call it) knowledge since your parents probably don't know wtf penny loafers and shit are, and your ~peers~ might know but they themselves wouldn't use those words. Anyway I never looked them up, LOL. Actually I never really looked any words up unless it was impossible for me to understand what was going on without knowing that word. ~lazy since '88~

Ughhh what is wrong with this poassssst.

This is my favorite Pipettes song. It is also the first Pipettes song I heard. I am still heartbroken over Rose and Becki leaving the band. Why, the Pipettes? Why must you do this? (Wretched retarded confession: when I listen to Why Did You Stay?, I always sort of think about me and the major Marine and how if he didn't have to go to Iraq our relationship would've become somewhat like the relationship in the song; ie me treating him like shit and him putting up with it b/c he was soooooo in loooooooove with me. AUGHHHHHHH. Marine was a TERRIBLE MISTAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I typed each one of those exclamations with deliberation, I meant every single one of them. Anyway wrt to listening to songs and thinking 'omg that could be me': I am an imbecile. I HAVE NEVER GROWN UP, I AM STILL A LAMECORE 9 YR OLD.)

And I just spent 15 minutes recording myself (with my cell phone y'all) singing and talking and playing it back to see how my voice sounded. I do this shit periodically when my paranoia starts to steam. Haha I am ridiculous, I recorded myself singing words, singing ba-ba-bas (the end of the Lucksmiths' Music From Next Door), talking in English, talking in Korean, and why the hell not, talking in French (literally "je vais a la bibliotheque, j'aime bien la glace"). Conclusions, I am still really young and lispy sounding. Rorgh. My voice gets super-tiny when I talk in Korean, all automatic. I somehow sound hella obnoxious when I speak in French. LOL singing. Okay, when it is just me listening I think I sound okay in terms of voice even though I have zero range or uh quality. I can't hit any low notes. So it's like, for sounding like shit, I sound pretty okay! To me. Uhhhh. Yeah alright one more thing, I didn't know what to talk about so I just read the first parts of this post out loud and it was pretty fun to do. It's kinda funny b/c my posts really did match up to my regular speaking style. Except I can put more emotion into my posts than I can into my voice, since I am retarded in expressing myself physically. Anyway you guys should try it!

Oh my god Gillian Anderson is so beautiful. Here is a random youtube clip. Before I was all David Duchovny! why won't you love me! but that was because I didn't know any better. Gillian Anderson is so super beautiful. Also Scully is the amazingest.

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