useless information + self-absorption = my life

[kerpingtack]

1)
    Title: take care of yourself
From teh eyecandy (PILOTS!!!!) movie, Flyboys. The Beautiful Pure French Countryside Maiden counts the planes as they're flying to their dogfight mission things (lay off me, I was distracted by the scenery and the clothes zomgg) and as the planes are coming back. SO SHE WILL NOES IF MEBBE JAMES FRANCO DIED U C. Later James Franco has to go... somewhere else, I forget, and the Beautiful Pure French Countryside Maiden tells him that he'll need to take care of himself because there won't be anyone to count the planes for him wherever he's going. That's how I remember it anyway.
    Subtitle: tower to the skies! an academy of lies!
From GBV's Echos Myron. Umm I like the song and it was loosely connected to aeroplanes. Tower to the skies! C'mon, that works. I guess you could also throw in something about school and lies or blogging and lies or something. Use your imagination!

edit: 7/8/07
2)
    Title: the bumblebee shop
From one of Julian's writing assignments. Also because I recently re-watched Arrested Development's season 1 finale, which had one of the perfectest scenes ever, giving the world GOB's immortal "BEES?" line. He's thinking of a honey business you know.
    Subtitle: majoring in choco literacy
From me thinking about Chococat while trying to say "computer literacy", and from my constant never-ending undeclared status. I WOULD BE A GR8 CHOCO LITERACY MAJOR. Combining the great skills of eating chocolate and knowing way too much about Sanrio characters. A+++ forever!!!

Comments

[out-of-ctrl.livejournal.com]

It's a lot more creative than mine, which I just plain took from B&S and has little to no significant meaning in my life (except that I <333 the song and the album from which it came).

Hee... choco literacy.

[relivingstars.livejournal.com]

Um, don't you know that choco literacy is just a fluff major? Those are some of the dumbest kids around. In that major, they hand out As like candy (chocolate, specifically) on Halloween. I suggest you switch to a different major. You know, a real one.