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counting at war ([personal profile] kerpingtack) wrote2007-08-01 01:45 am

one for me and one for you

Stolen from Emily because blogging is in my blood.

1. How old do you wish you were? Four.

2. Where were you when 9/11 happened? I guess home. I first heard of it in my first period class though. My math/science teacher had the TV on when we got in.

3. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Scoff in disbelief, fume, then give it more money in an attempt to appease it.

4. Do you consider yourself kind? I am a raging bitch. KEEP UP!!! In other words, no. I'm too selfish and egocentric to be kind. I am very sentimental though, which is a nice smokescreen. *zomg I am a terrible person*

5. If you had to get a tattoo, where and what would it be? An invisible tattoo of air on my imaginary third arm.

6. If you could be fluent in any other language what would it be? Ooh nice. I guess I should say Korean, but I'm really enamored of German lately, since I'm no longer into anime and thus don't have a hard-on for Japanese anymore.

7. Do you know your neighbors? No.

8. What do you consider a vacation? No school, no church, no waking up early except to travel somewhere.

9. Do you follow your horoscope? Non.

10. Would you move for the person you loved? Depends how far it would be from the rest of my life and who the person was.

11. Are you touchy feely? I am with my family, but not with anyone else.

12. Do you believe that opposites attract? Sometimes.

13. Dream job? Someone who gets to choose what to do with some billionaire's money. I would also accept a "do whatever I want and get a handsome sum at the end of the month" kind of gig.

14. Favorite channels? Mwarrrgh.

15. Favorite place to go on a weekend? Sleepytown.

16. Showers or Bath? Bath.

17. Do you paint your nails? No.

18. Do you trust people easily? Um... I guess not really. I'm paranoid. Usually I will give people the benefit of the doubt? Or I like to think that I do, anyway.

19. What are your phobias? Going anywhere alone at night, bugs coming near me at high velocities, the thought of something waiting outside a door/shower curtain/window AND SLOWLY OPENING IT.

20. Do you want kids? BABIES.

21. Do you keep a handwritten journal? I gave that up sometime in middle school. I was really bad at it!

22. Where would you rather be right now? I'm fine where I am now. I wish mes amis had cars of their own though.

23. What makes you feel warm and safe? A hot bath in a nuclear bomb shelter. BAM.

24. Heavy or light sleep? It depends, I guess.

25. Are you paranoid? Yeah. I don't really believe my paranoia most of the time, but I do think about it a lot.

26. Are you impatient? Yes.

27. Who can you relate to? Bits and pieces of lots of people.

28. How do you feel about interracial couples? ... what is the purpose of this question?

29. Have you been burned by love? Alas the hot flame of love hath not scorched the tender first layer o'er my being.

30. What's your life motto? "FUCK IT, WHATEVER." *makes an 'A' with hands*

31. What's your main ringtone on your mobile? "Somebody's in Love"!!

32. What were you doing at midnight last night? In my house, bein awake.

33. Who was your last text message from? Prolly Bananaluz from twelve thousand years ago.

34. Who's bed did you sleep in last night? Every available bed in the house. COULD NOT GET TO SLEEP AT ALL. I also tried sleeping on the TV room couch, the living room floor, and the rug in the den.

35. What color shirt are you wearing? I'm wearing a dark blue dress.

36. Most recent movie you watched? Ratatouille.

37. Name five things you have on you at all times? Um whenever I go out? Bag, hairbrush, cell phone, small notebook w/ pen or pencil, and iPod. Hahahaha my wallet is useless.

38. What color are your bed sheets? It's white with flowers on it. Yeah.

39. How much cash do you have on you right now? $8 I think. *preens*

40. What is your favorite part of chicken? The white part.

41. What's your favorite town/city? *shrugh*

42. I cant wait till... humanity finally gets its wake-up call, people start taking global warming and the imminent destruction of the planet seriously, and everyone lets go of their hateful misinformed prejudices. OH WAIT.

43. Who got you to join MySpace? People in middle school. I wanted to stalk them but myspace doesn't let non-members search full names.

44. What did you have for dinner last night? I don't remember.

45. How tall are you barefoot? 3 feet, 9 inches.

46. Have you ever smoked crack? OMG TRICK QUESTION, you can't SMOKE crack. DUHHH, everyone (except people who actually took a class about drugs, possibly in the brain) knows that.

47. Do you own a gun? Yeah... no.

48. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Water.

49. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? What.

50. Do you have A.D.D.? I have a very cunning A.D.D. facismile called "D S's brain is small and chases itself around." It's quite pronounced whenever I'm awake. DBISMACIA 4 life!

51. What time did you wake up today? 11. AM, thank you very much.

52. Current worry? Everything.

53. Current hate? Fuck you.

54. Favorite place to be? Waking up really well-rested from a good nap, not hot, not cold, when the sun is just setting and the room is filled with sunlight.

55. Where would you like to travel? Italy, Germany, Australia. Maybe one of the clean countries and Japan. I think South America would be really cool too. Just the whole continent in general.

56. Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs? Ughh. I don't know. Floating on the jetsam of life, aka on the streets being a bum.

57. Last thing you ate? Grapefruit, eviscerated like an open-heart surgery. That's how I roll.

58. What songs do you sing in the shower? None of your business. (I don't sing though.)

59. Last person that made you laugh? Alec Baldwin in 30 Rock. MAGNIFICENT.

60. Worst injury you've ever had? I was really sick once when I was four. Does that count? I had a pretty big blister on my palm when I was in the second grade. *lame*

61. Does someone have a crush on you? How the fuck would I know?

62. What is your favorite candy? Starburst, Skittles, chocolate (milk, dark), Swedish fish, those Coca-Cola bottle gummy things, peach rings, etcccc.

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