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kerpingtack) wrote2007-11-27 03:16 pm
kerpingtack) wrote2007-11-27 03:16 pm
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walking around campus
The commies can smell the lefty pinko blood running through my veins. They've stopped and talked me up like three times so far this quarter. Two of them were my fault, since I maded Eye Contact (always with the wrong people at the wrong time! damnit self, learn appropriate timing!). But yesterday I was minding my own business, laptopping with my headphones on, surrounded by other people, when Wandering Commie singled me out! Specifically!
WC: What do you think of society today? Do you think it's good?
Me: (thinking) Christ, not again. (out loud) Ummmmmmmm.
Their radar is off. It is true that I am soashilist, but what they are not picking up on is that I'm a soashilist who doesn't know anything about politics or the economy, and one that has no intention of doing anything except taking a nap when my classes are over. (Uhh basically it's just something I decided on one Saturday and then never thought about again.) Heed these words, Wandering Commies! I will just delete all the emails you send me, I shan't attend any of your meetings, and I will not dismantle capitalism with the fury of my red red heart.
I would say that I must look pretty godless too, but I think all these Asian Christian groups are just picking off anyone they can. I dress plainly and have a stupid look on my face most of the time, so I probably look like I would be receptive. Burrrrn! Sorry Asian Christian groups, you just have bothered me one time too many. You wrecked my Sudoku-playing time.
WC: What do you think of society today? Do you think it's good?
Me: (thinking) Christ, not again. (out loud) Ummmmmmmm.
Their radar is off. It is true that I am soashilist, but what they are not picking up on is that I'm a soashilist who doesn't know anything about politics or the economy, and one that has no intention of doing anything except taking a nap when my classes are over. (Uhh basically it's just something I decided on one Saturday and then never thought about again.) Heed these words, Wandering Commies! I will just delete all the emails you send me, I shan't attend any of your meetings, and I will not dismantle capitalism with the fury of my red red heart.
I would say that I must look pretty godless too, but I think all these Asian Christian groups are just picking off anyone they can. I dress plainly and have a stupid look on my face most of the time, so I probably look like I would be receptive. Burrrrn! Sorry Asian Christian groups, you just have bothered me one time too many. You wrecked my Sudoku-playing time.