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Ummm somewhere in this batch I totally flipped out and started LOVING this show. No, for real. This show only really STARTS with the cab scene at the very end of the whatever-th episode. Everyone knows which scene it is. hoooomfg. *______*

the burlesque house episode
- LOLOL Chuck's braindead stare
- that's definitely Blair bear right?
- god she is so fucking precious looking! keep gift-wrapping your head, Blair
- 'womanizing.' oh you mean ATTEMPTING TO RAPE PEOPLE??
- NATE IS AN IDIOT.
- "Friends don't lie. And we're friends, right." I would pee myself if Blair did that to me. Jenny is going to show up with missing fingers or something.
- the requsite Daddy issues appear.
- Blair and Serena are cute friends. Don't let Nate get between you two! He is an idiot douchebag!
- so Blair's posse have names, Connie and Izz. I'm glad that they waited until the 7th episode to say them clearly.
- oh Bass Dad, why won't you be proud of the business decisions your son's skeezy dick made? look how sad he is!
- Blair, think this through. is Nate a douchebag? yes. Don't get your hopes up!
- why can't they go to Serena's apartment? her mom can't be home all the time.
- so that girl was Asian. nice for giving her a name, "an Asian chick."
- RIP HIM APART BLAIR. KNOCK A BITCH OUT
- LOL Dan's creepy note-taking voyeurism fantasy.
- Dude Bass Dad is proud, AND the Asian chick got a name (Pauletta Cho!). is this a fantasy? too good to be true
- LOLOLOL Nate's dad punched him. Hokey Nate Dad is irritating.
- Damn straight it isn't your fault Blair. Oh god her face is all open. Stop it ;__;
- Blair is way too good for Nate, it's not even funny. that was fucking gracious of her. especially the part where she didn't punch him in the neck. LOL taking his limo. goddamn that bitch is classy.
- I personally could not concentrate on sweet sweet loving with a billion candles around me. I'd rather the romanticism of fluroescent lighting than have to worry about setting the carpet on fire. btw this whole Serena/Dan thing is EXTRAORDINARILY cheesy. Gawwwd.
- Blair is so JUST RIGHT. I don't even know why I like her. She's just RIGHT.
- "Guard my drink." ?? WHO are you saying this to? Well I guess the master would know all the tricks of slipping things into girl's drinks.
- "you go baby vamp!"
- LOL omg Chuck is SOOO in love with her. Holy shit!
- aww Rufus and Lily's art exhibition d8.
- montages are ruined by shitty songs.
- ho shit!! OH OKAY! I guess they chose that song SPECIFICALLY for that moment where everything comes back in and Chuck and Blair make out. (Bluck? Chair?)

Blair's birthday episode
- OMG SHE SLEPT WITH HIM? Where, in the fucking limo?! Wow. I'm impressed that they didn't Go There and make a big fucking deal out of it. This show is pretty good about letting girls be non-virgins, gotta say.
- LOLLO, "truthfully I'm not even Catholic." I love you Blair. And Leighton Meeeeeeeeeester is so damn perfect playing her.
- "You don't grant birthday wishes do you?" THAT EXPRESSION ON HER FACE. WTF. TOO CUTE. AUGH BLAIR BEAR.
- YOU WANT NATE BACK??? GURRRRRRRRRRL, NUH-UH.
- This show should just be about Blair. She has a veil attached to a headband for special occasions, for god's sake.
- "GO AWAY CHUCK." LOLOL the exasperation in her voice. Oh man this is delightful. Even if Chuck is a rapey rapist. I hope Blair castrates him between two bricks if he ever gets fresh with her, or any other girl. Maybe all she needs to do is threaten him.
- aw it's her birthday BIRTHDAY BLAIR. What the fuck has happened, all of a sudden I'm really excited about this show. BLAAAAIR. Never let yourself be saddled with an annoying boyfriend ever again.
- What the fuck does Blair see in Nate????
- Chuck you are stupid and gross and soooooooo smitten.
- Wow Alison is blonde, I'm soo surprised. (Yeah I know that that makes sense because Jenny's blonde, but also, too many blonde white ladies.)
- The Captain is fucking stupid, both the name and the person.
- so everyone treats Nate like an idiot. what came first, the idiot or the treatment? Whatever the result's the same. gtfooo Nate.
- THIS IS BULLSHIT. I can't believe HOW much Blair deserves better.
- omg Blair is fucking adorable. <3___<3
- this is weird, Chuck is trying to throw Nate off the scent by ramping up the homogay.
- omg I want to see Blair play Rock Band/Guitar Hero
- Connie's brother's place is all... Japan-y. I don't know what I think about this. Oh man, it would've been cool if it had been IZZ'S brother's place. Ahaha Japanophiles. Whatever, Blair playing Rock Band!
- Blair. BLAIR. ;_______;
- I could not care less about Vanessa and Dan. But Serena is so fucking cute with the Guitar Hero.
- BLAIR. ;________;
- Despite myself, I think Serena and Blair's frondship is portrayed well.
- Chuck is so gone. He looooooooves her!

the Thanksgiving episode
- oh man I love the Thanksgiving, last year flashbacks. Serena and Blair being cute! So cute!
- Serena is a tall flighty creature. She is ridiculously statuesque. Oh, pie :(
- Blair angry glaring is so cute. She is SO TINY.
- Blair aggressively defending her space. man, I don't know, I think their relationship is well done!
- Lily is endearing. Her drifting shopping is such a mom thing. WHAT IS HAPPENING?! I am starting to LIKE all these people now! Arrrrrrrrrghhhhh!
- oh god Blair is adorable, I can't even take it. Nate is a gross idiot. BLAIR. Come the fuck on.
- Blair loves her dad. oh god this is killing me, she is as cute as a button.
- these notes are becoming progressively more inane.
- D: Blair
- LOL Lily. "Fine, just stop talking." That is exactly how I feel about Dan too.
- it must be so fun dressing Blair. she looks like a doll. accessorize~
- I hate Nate. No, I do.
- poor Lily. that is hawkward.
- what is the foreign nanny's name?
- oh okay... bulimia
- I'm glad she called someone though.
- drunk Serena is so cute. oh god, too cute for me! so charming! why is everyone so charming all of a sudden!
- no for real, Blair and Serena are believeable friends.
- I love Lily. When did this happen?
- it's so cute how everyone takes care of Serena. aghhh I don't know, what is going on!!
- I skipped the whole Nate scene.
- Lily does have very expressive eyelids.
- Blair is just the right combination of HBIC and ~youthful girl.
- Awww bonding! And I like that Serena and Eric have their mom's maiden name, though it's probably more a status thing than a feminist principle.
- aw Eleanor.
- oh god I genuinely liked this episode.

the debutante episode
- She's happy because she's no longer with YOU, asshole.
- I love how ashamed Blair is of Chuck.
- is the grandma evil, or just tricksy?
- Fuck OFF Nate. He just likes things because he can't have them. what a loser.
- I don't have a good reason to dislike Alison except that I don't like her tan and she's a little too brittle. I know she's the Wife, but... she's messing with Rufus and Lily. :(!
- okay, the grandma is Evil.
- oh da~mn. "You almost made a fool of me in front of the New York Times." they're so... adult when they're fighting. not to say they're mature. they have a lot of chemistry together, so fun to watch. aaand we have our non-white person of the day John Mayberry of the New York Times!
- this Carter Basin storyline is tiresome. just get rid of him, Blair.
- oh shit the grandma (fine, Celia ) really IS Evil. I hate old people. snap! Rufus v. inheritance! that spiteful old lady.
- wait Celia Rhodes? hmmm then whose name is van der Woodsen? Serena's dad's? I'm confused.
- Chuck, you fucking stalker. he is genuinely a creep (and a RAPIST) and yet... AND YET. godddddd.
- Dan is patronizing. what a great way to tell her her beloved grandmother is Evil, stupid.
- "no, you don't understand, my mother is going to be angry" Blair!
- oh man I love Lily.
- LOL CHUCK. You skeezy motherfucker.
- "A woman has to earn the right to create her own rules." "Things aren't the way they used to be when you were young, Grandma." oh if only this was truer than it actually is.
- okay, I know this show is over the top and stupid, but I like that things are not AS dramatic as they could be. that grandma thing could be a lot more tearful and music montage-y but it wasn't bitch wasn't even sick! ho hum!
- BLAIR, WHY??
- "Spotted: Chuck Bass losing something no one knew he had... HIS HEART." So true, so true.
- RUFUS. OH MAN. RUFUS AND LILY. RUFLY. LILFUS. OH MAN!
- wait evil grandma was really sick? I need my television spoon-fed to me.
- Blair... WHY? NATE!? COME ON. Also I hate this song.
- lololol red turtleneck and trenchcoat. oh god, Chuck Bass, you are a mess of a man.

Christmas episode
- are you sure only Christmas should be white, the Gossip Girls? I don't know why I'm trying to make veiled references. THIS SHOW IS SO FUCKING WHITE OMFG.
- I love winter clothes. Lookit all them coats. Rufus is looking good.
- DOROTA! Okay, that's the nanny... maid's name.
- Blair is a daddy's girl. But also really wants her mom's approval. And her ears are pointed. Like an elf's. She is sooo DAINTY, I am dyyyying.
- BLAIR BEAR
- Leighton Meester is fucking PERFECT in this role. Wow.
- Humphrey family conferences continue. Alex is dumb. wtf a card to the house.
- LOLOL Eleanor's huge beret! And Blair's little baby beret! Ahahahah Waldorf women.
- hitting him with her handbag! Eleanorrrrr!
- The New Yorker is pretentious, which is perfect for Dan. burrrrrrrrrrn!!!!!!!!
- Serena is adorable.
- Blair's outraged >:O face!
- okay, I get the appeal of Chuck, he's like delightfully slimy and lulzy, but I seriously cannot get over the ATTEMPTED RAPE. I think this is just a dealbreaker for me. I'm always going to feel conflicted at first I thought, okay it's a failing of the show, not of the character, but then I thought, nooo wait. a guy like Chuck in real life WOULDN'T think twice about consent. so it all makes a lot of sense. and that depressed me. oh well, good thing he's not in real life he's a fucking TV teen drama character who stalks people and wears checkered scarves! I AM JUST GOING TO COMPARTMENTALIZE IT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DID. okay, good, signing off on the devil. YAY CHUCK
- Blair tripping Roman, LOLOLOL.
- oh Eleanor! "O-oh... well.. e...njoy... the par..ty..."
- oh shit, Blair is a fucking hawk. this is totally a Summer to Theresa situation, except Serena is infinitely >>>>>>>> Marissa, and Theresa wasn't boring as shit/could act.
- the van der Woodsens are cute. everything is cute! what is happening to me?!
- is this a Gift of the Magi thing?
- Freddie's pretty okay looking.
- concierge's name is Dexter.
- Lily has a good knowledge of the hotel staff.
- the snow thing is actually cool. though it looks cold what with the fan. put on a jacket Serena.
- OH SHIT. RUFUS. D: