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kerpingtack) wrote2008-11-22 12:01 am
kerpingtack) wrote2008-11-22 12:01 am
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FUCK YOU ALAN RICKMAN
I'm watching Love, Actually from aboot the middle. I wish I liked this movie more! I like it well enough, but I don't LOVE it. My favorites are the Hugh Grant storyline, the Emma Thompson one, the Laura Linney one, and the Bill Nighy one.
Stream of consciousness blog thots! Though every post is stream of consciousness blog thots.
- Hugh Grant's patriotic speech! It's funny because I'm so used to these speeches with the upwelling of music about the gr8ness of a country to be about America, Fuck Yeah!
- I love Hugh Grant.
- His assistant lady, she was in Doctor Who in SOME way, I know it. OHHHH MY GOD NVM SHE WAS IN CASANOVA! BELLINO!!
- I like that Emma Thompson is Hugh Grant's older sister.
- I am just going to refer to everyone by their actual names. There are too many characters to keep track of all their ~names.
- Anyway Emma Thompson is too good for most people, but especially too good for Alan Rickman. Emma Thompson is the most A+ in this movie.
- Dance Hugh Grant!!
- Keira Knightley is sweet in this movie.
- Aw everyone calling Natalie the tea and biscuit girl chubby. And Hugh Grant the Prime Minister being SO SMITTEN with her. She is PERFECT to him. He has to have her moved because he's just SO IN LOVE!!
- The Colin Firth storyline could be better. IDK there's something lacking about it.
- "We need Kate, and we need Leo, and we need them now." Aww.
- Okay if you start really focussing on how each storyline is about love then you start getting all verklempt. Like THIS IS NOT ONLY ABOUT THE UNREQUITED LOVE BETWEEN THAT GUY AND KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, BUT ALSO THE LOVE THEY BOTH HAVE FOR THE GUY KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS MARRIED TO ;___; and IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT LIAM NEESON BEING A ~RESOURCE FOR BLONDE KID AND HIS CRUSH, BUT HOW THEY ARE GETTING CLOSER TOGETHER AND ALSO THEIR WIFE/MOM DIED OH LOVE ;____;.
- LOL Bill Nighy.
- FUCK YOU, ALAN RICKMAN SEDUCER. FUCK YOU, ALAN RICKMAN. >(((((((((((((
- Hugh Grant the Prime Minister watching trashy Bill Nighy on a talk show! Ahahah. I love Hugh Grant!
- FUCK YOU AGAIN, BOTH OF YOU.
- Laura Linney! Sudden slow dance. Oh man Laura Linney's storyline is so heartbreaking. The phone rings and it's so on instinct. And the guy is so good too, oh just misunderstanding. "Will it make him better?" "No." "Then maybe don't answer it?" It stings him when she says no I'm not busy. Oh god it's so heartbreaking.
- FUCK YOU ALAN RICKMAN. FUCK YOU ALAN RICKMAN SEDUCER. >(((((((
- ;___; Laura Linney. That's such a scary situation, for your parents to be dead even when you're older and having to take care of your brother like that, alone in a foreign country.
- FUCK YOU BOTH! Okay saying that every time they come on screen is excessive but ugh that is just my reaction whenever I see them. FUCK YOU BOTH. UGH ALAN RICKMAN. I will say that Alan Rickman Seducer is pretty.
- Rowan Atkinson! Scooper for origami stars! Cinammon stick. Christmas box dipped in yogurt and covered in chocolate buttons! FRY IN GUILT FOREVER ALAN RICKMAN.
- She finds the necklace oh man. Barney the baby Jesus! Kids in costumes.
- LOL January Jones!! This storyline is so ridic, ahahahaa.
- OMG I wiki'd Rowan Atkinson (b/c I sometimes get him confused w/ Pee Wee Herman and I was like D: over him being a sex offender or whatever) and I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS ZAZU IN THE LION KING!! :OOO
- Oh Emma Thompson just standing by the bed. Trying not to look like she was crying. Because she is a good mother. What is she supposed to do? You are such a fucking prick if you cheat when you're married. Because if the other person didn't know, what are they supposed to do? I kind of hate that when I talk about married adultery it sounds like I'm talking about my own experiences with it.
- There's something so touching about the visuals of Liam Neeson and the blonde kid just hanging around the house together.
- Aww Bill Nighy's manager.
- The porn actors are so cute! I feel like their storyline should be too patly ironic but I am charmed.
- UNCLE JAMIE. Laden with presents! Colin Firth: I'M OFF ACTUALLY. Fambly: D: Children: I hate Uncle Jamie. UNCLE JAMIE.
- Oh Laura Linney. That look on her face as soon as he turns away. DDD:
- The clapboards. It's one of the best speeches ever. I've had problems with this whole storyline b/c it felt kind of cheatery to me, but re-watching it, no, not at all. "Enough. Enough now." OH MAN. So good.
- The chemistry.com (one of those online match-making sites) had two guys as one of their ~perfeckt match examples!! Clicking on a lamp in my heart!
- Manager!! Christmas is a time to be with the ones you love~~. Smorgasbord of accents btw. Thank you. It's been an honor. I'm very proud. *awkward hug* OH SO MUCH LOVE.
- Hugh Grant!! Picking up the card to look at "Your Natalie" again! Ahaha this storyline is ridiculous too. I love it so much though. The longest street in the world. PLEASE SIR PLEAAAAASE SING CAROLS. I LOVE HUGH GRANT SO MUCH. His o___o look when his driver starts to sing!! LOL IRL. Alan Rickman Seducer! I don't hate you when you have nothing to do with Alan Rickman.
- LOCAL SCHOOL CONCERT. State business. Plumpy! OCTOPUS. Oh wow it really was just round the corner. I love Hugh Grant, people who misuse him in their movies are wasting so much. It makes me like MAD.
- Where did you two meet? Um. Umm. Umm. Ummmm. LOL.
- Hug from big sister! Ohh wait big brother? Never been gladder to see him in any case. Emma Thompson, still trying to hold it together. A-ha-haaa-haaa. I LOVE EVERYONE AND EVERTHING INVOLVED IN THIS SCENE.
- CONCERT.
- PRIME MINISTER. SMILE AND BOW. God Hugh Grant is so charming, I wish he was in more movies.
- Emma Thompson broke my heart.
- SamMY. That blonde kid is so pale. Let's get our heads kicked in by love.
- Claudia Schiffer! I like the music in this part.
- Driving to the airport!
- "Father is about to sell Aurelia as a slave to this Englishman." LOL.
- ROWAN ATKINSON! UNWRAPPING HIMSELF. That was the winkiest expression in the world without winking.
- Colin Firth and his speech! With the stuttering! I like the music here too. Oh God, say yes, you skinny moron. Thank you. That will be nice. Awww "what did you say?" Awwwwww. Oh the way he cups her head and the way she just leans into him.
- God Only Knows!
- FUCK YOU ALAN RICKMAN.
- Natalie in her blinding red coat and tackle hugging.
- AIRPORT REUNIONS. God only knows where I'd be without you. Awwww my whole brain is going awwwwwwww. 100x100 matrix of hugs and love!
Stream of consciousness blog thots! Though every post is stream of consciousness blog thots.
- Hugh Grant's patriotic speech! It's funny because I'm so used to these speeches with the upwelling of music about the gr8ness of a country to be about America, Fuck Yeah!
- I love Hugh Grant.
- His assistant lady, she was in Doctor Who in SOME way, I know it. OHHHH MY GOD NVM SHE WAS IN CASANOVA! BELLINO!!
- I like that Emma Thompson is Hugh Grant's older sister.
- I am just going to refer to everyone by their actual names. There are too many characters to keep track of all their ~names.
- Anyway Emma Thompson is too good for most people, but especially too good for Alan Rickman. Emma Thompson is the most A+ in this movie.
- Dance Hugh Grant!!
- Keira Knightley is sweet in this movie.
- Aw everyone calling Natalie the tea and biscuit girl chubby. And Hugh Grant the Prime Minister being SO SMITTEN with her. She is PERFECT to him. He has to have her moved because he's just SO IN LOVE!!
- The Colin Firth storyline could be better. IDK there's something lacking about it.
- "We need Kate, and we need Leo, and we need them now." Aww.
- Okay if you start really focussing on how each storyline is about love then you start getting all verklempt. Like THIS IS NOT ONLY ABOUT THE UNREQUITED LOVE BETWEEN THAT GUY AND KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, BUT ALSO THE LOVE THEY BOTH HAVE FOR THE GUY KEIRA KNIGHTLEY IS MARRIED TO ;___; and IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT LIAM NEESON BEING A ~RESOURCE FOR BLONDE KID AND HIS CRUSH, BUT HOW THEY ARE GETTING CLOSER TOGETHER AND ALSO THEIR WIFE/MOM DIED OH LOVE ;____;.
- LOL Bill Nighy.
- FUCK YOU, ALAN RICKMAN SEDUCER. FUCK YOU, ALAN RICKMAN. >(((((((((((((
- Hugh Grant the Prime Minister watching trashy Bill Nighy on a talk show! Ahahah. I love Hugh Grant!
- FUCK YOU AGAIN, BOTH OF YOU.
- Laura Linney! Sudden slow dance. Oh man Laura Linney's storyline is so heartbreaking. The phone rings and it's so on instinct. And the guy is so good too, oh just misunderstanding. "Will it make him better?" "No." "Then maybe don't answer it?" It stings him when she says no I'm not busy. Oh god it's so heartbreaking.
- FUCK YOU ALAN RICKMAN. FUCK YOU ALAN RICKMAN SEDUCER. >(((((((
- ;___; Laura Linney. That's such a scary situation, for your parents to be dead even when you're older and having to take care of your brother like that, alone in a foreign country.
- FUCK YOU BOTH! Okay saying that every time they come on screen is excessive but ugh that is just my reaction whenever I see them. FUCK YOU BOTH. UGH ALAN RICKMAN. I will say that Alan Rickman Seducer is pretty.
- Rowan Atkinson! Scooper for origami stars! Cinammon stick. Christmas box dipped in yogurt and covered in chocolate buttons! FRY IN GUILT FOREVER ALAN RICKMAN.
- She finds the necklace oh man. Barney the baby Jesus! Kids in costumes.
- LOL January Jones!! This storyline is so ridic, ahahahaa.
- OMG I wiki'd Rowan Atkinson (b/c I sometimes get him confused w/ Pee Wee Herman and I was like D: over him being a sex offender or whatever) and I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS ZAZU IN THE LION KING!! :OOO
- Oh Emma Thompson just standing by the bed. Trying not to look like she was crying. Because she is a good mother. What is she supposed to do? You are such a fucking prick if you cheat when you're married. Because if the other person didn't know, what are they supposed to do? I kind of hate that when I talk about married adultery it sounds like I'm talking about my own experiences with it.
- There's something so touching about the visuals of Liam Neeson and the blonde kid just hanging around the house together.
- Aww Bill Nighy's manager.
- The porn actors are so cute! I feel like their storyline should be too patly ironic but I am charmed.
- UNCLE JAMIE. Laden with presents! Colin Firth: I'M OFF ACTUALLY. Fambly: D: Children: I hate Uncle Jamie. UNCLE JAMIE.
- Oh Laura Linney. That look on her face as soon as he turns away. DDD:
- The clapboards. It's one of the best speeches ever. I've had problems with this whole storyline b/c it felt kind of cheatery to me, but re-watching it, no, not at all. "Enough. Enough now." OH MAN. So good.
- The chemistry.com (one of those online match-making sites) had two guys as one of their ~perfeckt match examples!! Clicking on a lamp in my heart!
- Manager!! Christmas is a time to be with the ones you love~~. Smorgasbord of accents btw. Thank you. It's been an honor. I'm very proud. *awkward hug* OH SO MUCH LOVE.
- Hugh Grant!! Picking up the card to look at "Your Natalie" again! Ahaha this storyline is ridiculous too. I love it so much though. The longest street in the world. PLEASE SIR PLEAAAAASE SING CAROLS. I LOVE HUGH GRANT SO MUCH. His o___o look when his driver starts to sing!! LOL IRL. Alan Rickman Seducer! I don't hate you when you have nothing to do with Alan Rickman.
- LOCAL SCHOOL CONCERT. State business. Plumpy! OCTOPUS. Oh wow it really was just round the corner. I love Hugh Grant, people who misuse him in their movies are wasting so much. It makes me like MAD.
- Where did you two meet? Um. Umm. Umm. Ummmm. LOL.
- Hug from big sister! Ohh wait big brother? Never been gladder to see him in any case. Emma Thompson, still trying to hold it together. A-ha-haaa-haaa. I LOVE EVERYONE AND EVERTHING INVOLVED IN THIS SCENE.
- CONCERT.
- PRIME MINISTER. SMILE AND BOW. God Hugh Grant is so charming, I wish he was in more movies.
- Emma Thompson broke my heart.
- SamMY. That blonde kid is so pale. Let's get our heads kicked in by love.
- Claudia Schiffer! I like the music in this part.
- Driving to the airport!
- "Father is about to sell Aurelia as a slave to this Englishman." LOL.
- ROWAN ATKINSON! UNWRAPPING HIMSELF. That was the winkiest expression in the world without winking.
- Colin Firth and his speech! With the stuttering! I like the music here too. Oh God, say yes, you skinny moron. Thank you. That will be nice. Awww "what did you say?" Awwwwww. Oh the way he cups her head and the way she just leans into him.
- God Only Knows!
- FUCK YOU ALAN RICKMAN.
- Natalie in her blinding red coat and tackle hugging.
- AIRPORT REUNIONS. God only knows where I'd be without you. Awwww my whole brain is going awwwwwwww. 100x100 matrix of hugs and love!