kerpingtack | IRRATIONAL RAGE BLACKOUT

*Please bring the item# to claim the item Monday to Friday from 9:00AM -
5:00PM.

Your Bruin ID [Item# x] was found at the UCLA College Library on 10/14/2008. It is being held at our Circulation Desk on the second floor of the College Library for you to pick up. It will be kept for 90 days before we send it over to UCPD.

Thank you.

You GODDAMN ASSHOLES, I asked twice if it was there and said where it might be AND YOU GUYS FUCKING FOUND IT THE DAY IT GOT LOST, THE 14TH OMFG, W T F. "IF WE DIDN'T EMAIL YOU, WE DON'T HAVE IT HURR HURR HURR." WHAT THE JESUS IS THAT BULLSHIT!!!! OMG ANYWAY I figured that since it had already been a week and that you guys seemed like disinterested shitheads, it was NEVER going to get found so I just got the fucking card replaced for $22 on Monday, and NOW you email me? NOW?? YOU COULDN'T HAVE EMAILED ME EARLIER?? AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN HAVE WAITED ~ANOTHER~ WEEK TO GET OFF YOUR DUMB ASS AND EMAIL???? No! It's not even 24 hours since I replaced the card, and just THEN you email. ARG. Your establishment is akin to dragging around a wagon full of cocks, kind sirs and madams, and I hope you all get trench foot on your face.

... OMGGGGG I am just so irrationally angry about the timing of this email!!1111 These dickfucking uniball wangatons, goddamn I'm mad. Just fuck them omg. I KNOW THEY DIDN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING WRONG, STFU LET ME PROJECT MY FRUSTRATIONS AT THOSE SHITBUCKET JACKHOLES OMGGGGGGGG SUCK MY DICK IN HELL YOU FUG LITTLE FUCKERS OMMMMMGGGGGG I AM GETTING ANGRIER EVERY SECOND ARGHHHHHH THAT WAS $22 AND UGH I'M SO PISSED OFF, THEY FUCKING FOUND IT THE DAY I LOST IT AND I WENT THERE TWICE AND ASKED AND THEY WERE LIKE "WE DON'T HAVE IT, NOW GTFO" AND OMFGGGGGGG I WANT TO SLAP THEM ALL IN THE FACE WITH A BASEBALL BAT