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kerpingtack) wrote2008-08-09 10:40 am
kerpingtack) wrote2008-08-09 10:40 am
set theory
Ways My Brother and My Cat Are Similar
- They both like the slices of orange Kraft cheese and do not like the bricks of respectable real cheeses.
- They are both small.
- They are both spectacularly loud for being so small.
- They both spill their food all over the place.
- They are both fast.
- They are both smart but do things that look extraordinarily stupid from an outside perspective; ex: act like they can't get inside the garage even though they most certainly can (cat), run bodily into a floor-length window twice (brother).
- It is tiring to get either of them clean.
Things I Have Done This Summer
- Got a new freckle on my hand.
- Played a billion neopets games.
- Drove somewhere by myself.
- Gotten a haircut.
- Wiped out on a bike.
Things I Have Not Done This Summer
- Gotten 12+ hours of sleep.
- Killed a man just to watch him die.
- LOST WEIGHT.
- Organized my laptop files.
- Figured out where the cut on my hand came from.
Five Most Recent Filenames
1. come here to me bden
2. Max Vernon - I Kissed a Girl
3. EL OH EL WHY AM I LAUGHING
4. what is happening, i don't think i'm comfortable with this
5. I LOVE THIS MOMENT IN MY LIFE SO MUCH
- They both like the slices of orange Kraft cheese and do not like the bricks of respectable real cheeses.
- They are both small.
- They are both spectacularly loud for being so small.
- They both spill their food all over the place.
- They are both fast.
- They are both smart but do things that look extraordinarily stupid from an outside perspective; ex: act like they can't get inside the garage even though they most certainly can (cat), run bodily into a floor-length window twice (brother).
- It is tiring to get either of them clean.
Things I Have Done This Summer
- Got a new freckle on my hand.
- Played a billion neopets games.
- Drove somewhere by myself.
- Gotten a haircut.
- Wiped out on a bike.
Things I Have Not Done This Summer
- Gotten 12+ hours of sleep.
- Killed a man just to watch him die.
- LOST WEIGHT.
- Organized my laptop files.
- Figured out where the cut on my hand came from.
Five Most Recent Filenames
1. come here to me bden
2. Max Vernon - I Kissed a Girl
3. EL OH EL WHY AM I LAUGHING
4. what is happening, i don't think i'm comfortable with this
5. I LOVE THIS MOMENT IN MY LIFE SO MUCH