the aim of the game is alcohol poisoning

[kerpingtack]

Oh BTW while I was bored and internetless in my room earlier today, I made this list. Feel free to add more, Theoretical Internet Audience!

BEATLES PICTURES DRINKING GAME
Take a drink every time
- none of them know what personal space is
- John and Paul don't know what personal space is
- John and/or Paul are gazing at the other adoringly or are otherwise clearly in love
- there are weird and inexplicable props
- one of them looks bored (LOL)
- George is clearly refusing to pose
- Paul has something in his mouth
- Paul is sitting weirdly
- you see a color version of a black & white picture and realize that they were all color-blind
- you see an ex-girlfriend/wife!
- someone is smoking (LOL)
- Paul is wearing a vest
- George is helpfully standing around doing nothing
- there are Miscellaneous Women in the picture and it's awkward
- they're in matching clothes!
- you see Martha!
- they're paired off in your favorite combinations
- you want to yell "SHAVE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHAVE" (have fun with your hangover)
- someone's wearing a stupid hat
- someone's wearing stupid sunglasses
- you see matching facial hair
and finally, the holy grail
- ALL FOUR of them look good AT THE SAME TIME

extras
Take a drink every time
- you mistake a picture of Dhani for a picture of George
- Yoko's rack looks good
- Paul's mullet doesn't offend you (this one is difficult)
and to finish you off
- Ringo looks exactly the same as the last three thousand times you saw him

Comments

[fitz-carraldo.livejournal.com]

- Paul is wearing a vest :D

- John is throwing his head back in full-on guffaw
- Paul is doing something ladylike
- One of them is being lifted by the other three
- Paul has his head to one side and is fiddling with his ear
- Someone's got their foot awkwardly hitched up on some object (example - I don't know, people just don't hitch their feet up that high nowadays, it's a lost art. LOL at George squatting under the lampshade)
- John and Paul are sweaty and staring at each other
- George Martin is frowning is deep and princely concentration

I have missed you! (and may or may not have been creepily looking back through a couple of your old entries and pissing myself laughing. I can't find it again, but you made an entry about The Departed ages ago...it was so funny. You should be some kind of comedy writer)

[counttheplanes.livejournal.com]

- One of them is being lifted by the other three
OMG I LOVE THAT!

I've never seen that lampshaded George picture before! Poor George, he's always so DONE with photos.

I'm going to find foot-hitching pictures and do a picspam. I have a feeling that it's mostly going to be Paul. He's such a weirdo. *LOVES*

Awmg I'm flattered! Especially since I have such a dweeby sense of humor. Let me tell you my favorite joke of the moment (I heard it yesterday and LOL'd FOR REAL):
A pony walks into a bar and says, "I'd like a beer." The bartender asks, "Excuse me, could you repeat that?" And the pony goes, "I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."

AHAHAHAHA! It still makes me laugh. IT'S SO TRUE! HE IS A LITTLE HORSE.

[fitz-carraldo.livejournal.com]

I'm going to find foot-hitching pictures and do a picspam.

Heh heh please do - I would LOVE it if it turned out all Paul.

*groan of despair at little horse joke* Gotta remember to tell that one to my dad - that man ruined puns for me!