YOU GUYS

[kerpingtack]

 I SHOULD TEACH A CLASS ON SELF-SABOTAGE

I AM AN EXPERT
(OR SEXPERT AMIRITE)
(NO)
 

WELL I WOKE UP EARLIER THAN I HAD TO TODAY BECAUSE OF THE COUSELLOR THING AND I WAS SORT OF TIRED ALL DAY (LOL WHEN AM I NOT TIRED) SO I WAS LIKE I'LL TAKE A NAP SOON BUT THEN IT GOT TOO LATE TO TAKE A NAP SO I WAS LIKE I'LL SLEEP EARLY BUT THEN IT GOT ALL 3:38 AM

COUSELLORS OPEN --> 8:30
I NEED TO GET UP --> 7:45
I WILL GET --> :( HRS OF SLEEP

LIKE OKAY THIS IS NOT A BIG DEAL ON ITS OWN BUT IT IS CLEARLY INDICATIVE OF HOW THE REST OF THE YEAR IS GOING TO GO (I SAY THIS AS IF I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT, WHICH FYI I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM A PAWN IN THE GAME OF LIFE THAT GOD PLAYS WITH HIS GIANT PEEN LOL WHAT WHO SAID THAT) AND I HAVE NEITHER HOAP NOR SOAP

AND I JUST DOWNLOADED A FUCKLOAD OF STUFF HOLY CATS, LIKE AT LEAST 400 MB AND AUUUGHHH I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO PURGE, MY MUSIC COLLECTION IS SERIOUSLY OFF THE RAILS I NEED IT TO DEVELOP AN TERRIBLE AND SCARRING EATING DISORDER

AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE SONG I REALLY REALLY WANTED (DISNEY'S A COWBOY NEEDS A HORSE BTW)

OMG I'M DROWWWWNING

Comments

[relivingstars.livejournal.com]

This entry made me lawl. It's soooo true, holy shit. I don't think I'm ever going to get used to going to bed before 4 a.m. Remember when 3 a.m. was fucking hardcore? Remember when I shoved you in front of a bus, and and and other horrible death stuff?

LOL WHAT WHO SAID THAT

LOLOLLOLLOL.

[counttheplanes.livejournal.com]

I do remember when 3 AM seemed SOOOOOOO LATE OMG, but I don't remember that other part. Are you sure that happened to me? Maybe it's like how you don't remember that time I tripped you into that huge hole in the woods and left you there for two weeks.

[enderswrath.livejournal.com]

OMAGAWD! GODS PEEN! HE WHIPS PEOPLE WITH IT WHEN HE SHOULDN'T!!!!

MUUUSAC DOWNLOADING IS GOLD!! I LOVE MY RANDOM SPAZZEZZZ OF LIKE 40 ALBUMS IN ONE NIGHT! MAKES MA ITUNES SO HAPPY!

OMAFUCKINGGAWD! 330? WAY TO DAMN EARLY! WAAAY! TELL YOUR BODY NO! THEN SLEEP TO PISS IT OFF! HA! YOU NEED :D SLEEP NOT :( SLEEP!

DON'T PICK UP THE SOAP! RAPE!

I LUFF CAPS! I DON'T USE EM ENUF.

[counttheplanes.livejournal.com]

GOD IS TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE WITH THAT THING. SOMETIMES WHEN HE REALLY WANTS TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE FEEL HIS DIVINE LOVE HE SLAPS THEM IN THE FACE WITH HIS PEEN :(

MUSIC DOWWWWNLOADING, I CANNOT CTRL MYSELF! YEAH EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I GO CRAZY AND DOWNLOAD LIKE EVERYTHING I SEE B/C EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GOOD. BUT MY IPOD IS A FAT LITTLE PIG ALREADY!!!

LOOOLOL I HAVE SRSLY FUCKED UP SLEEPING PATTERNS MY BODY H8S ME

I DON'T HAVE ANY SOAP SO I SHOULD BE OKAY!!!!

I LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE CAPS TOOOOOOOO I WOULD SAY THAT I USE THEM TOO MUCH IF SUCH A THING WAS POSSIBLE

I THINK I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS BUT I <33 YOUR CHRISTIAN ICON. I DON'T CARE, 'FIERCE' IS SUCH A PERFECT WORD FOR THAT TINY LITTLE BITCH

[enderswrath.livejournal.com]

NO MEANS NO GOD!!! RAPE ISN'T ALLOWED!!! EVUN FROM YOU!!!! AAAAH!

LMAO!!! I AM GONNA NEED A BIGGER IPOD SOOOON DDD: 30GB IS NOT ENOUGH!!! PLUS I WANNA PUT MOOOOOOVIES ON IT! NUMNUMNUM TV SHOWS!

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD: SLEEPING IS LOVE!!! TELL BODY NO! TELL IT IF NOT THEN GOD WILL BRING DOWN HIS MIGHTY PEEN AT IT!

OMGAWD NO SOAP WOOO!!! NO ANAL RAPAGE!!! WOOHOOHOOHOOOOOOOO!!!!!

OHMAMUTHAFUCKINGAWD CAPS GET POINTS ACROSS!!! AND SHOW SPAZZZZZZZ AND MAKE LOVE WITH LOWER CASE TO SHOW THEY ARE BETTER! THAT MADE SENSE IN MA HED XD

OMFG! I LUFF CHRISTIAN HARDXCORE!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAH! HE IS THE MOST FIERCE BITCH OUT THERE! MY FAVE PR CONTESTANT EVAH!!!!!!!! AND JEFFREY AND DANIEL! DANIEL WAS ROBBED OMG!!!LIKE SRS BSNS ROBBED!!!! SEASON 2 SHOULDA BEEN HIIIIS!!! *PULLS OUT SEASON 2 DVD'S AND REWATCHED LIKE A MANIAC!!

I HAVE BEEN NETFLIXXXING PR S1 AND OMG I LOVE IT! I NEVER SAW SEASON 1 AND I LUFF IT!! BUT I HATE THAT BITCH WENDY RAWR!!!! SHE HAS NO TALENT GRRR!!!

/PR LOVE RANT