rhiannon

Jun. 29th, 2011 09:50 pm
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Glorious things I'm going to do once I'm done with this hellspawn demon paper (fuck I can't believe how full of papers my life has been this year):
- spend seven hours on the bus/train going back hoammmm
- work on jongyu in Japan/jongho ambiguous/jongyu where they actually get together and/or is happy or smth idk
- work on Sunny post
- Jonghyun singing/voice spam (= write endless paragraphs of ;~;s)
- ORGANIZE MY PICTURES FOLDER (I love doing this <3__<3)

Killing time/squiggling away from paper-writing:

this fandom is doing strange things to me )

edit @ 11:01 pm: Wow this entry is dumb. Oh my brains, what will become of them.

ignore me

Jun. 10th, 2011 04:24 am
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HOW DARE THEY NOT GIVE JJONG A CARDIGAN TOO HOW DARE THEY
kerpingtack: google image of stained glass (candy floss)

Ugh I want EVERYONE to be touching and loving him ALL THE TIME. This is why I have to ship him with everything, there can never be enough love for him for my liking. EVERYONE LOVE HIM ALL THE TIME OMG. Plus, his body is as always too good to be true. That tiny waist omg. PLUS, TAEMIN TOUCHING HIM. (LOL the captions say "Taemin, thank you so much" when he pulls back Jonghyun's shirt.) Has Taemin been more touchy lately? I can't really tell because I don't pay that much attention to him but it seems like there's been a bit more casual Taemin-initated contact? Question mark? PLUS, THIS FUCKING PAPER UGH GOD I HATE MY LIFE

... other vids I've been watching
Jonghyun and Minho hug out of nowhere during the first concerts. I love that Jonghyun got OVERWHELMED with all his feelings during the concert and Minho picked up on that and hugged it out to ground him. And Minho yells "Jonghyunnie-hyung is/it's fine!" at the end of it (or some approximation of that). It reminds me of Key's shout-out to him during A-Yo, which in turns reminds me of the way the both them traded off yelling out Jonghyun's name over and over when they won for RDD when Jonghyun was out with the swine flu. Goddamnit someone write that 1000000 word Hello Baby outtake dynamic fic!! Ah god the way Jonghyun closes his eyes and just is ~in the hug~. It was a hard year for him and I think the concerts gave him (and ~the fans~) a lot of closure. And of course ever since the concerts it's been non-stop flirting between these two on-stage. LOL it's just their thing now I guess. BEST OTP 
Jonghyun cut at Immortal Song 2 press conference. I want this job. I could totally watch boring footage of idols and narrate dumb captions over it. Jonghyun provides a lot of good material because he's almost always DOING something. Is there anything going on in his head when he makes those random faces? (I know there's nothing going on in mine when I do it lol.) I'm obviously biased but I'm always amazed at how much SHINee members stand out amongst uh non-SHINee people. Their stupid little faces are pretty extraordinary. I also approve of Shin Dongyup patting his ass because uhmmm I don't need to explain myself to you!!11 No, I do think it's cute when people cop a feel show affection off-handedly like that, especially to someone like Jonghyun who thrives on approval and love. IU and Jonghyun are maddeningly cute together. Just two tiny adorable creatures being tiny and adorable together! Also him helping her with her chair, ugh frondly little gentleman. The way they edited and captioned the bit where they're all waiting for their turn in the photo call is very soash of gendery. Or something. The ease with which the guys dominate the conversation vs. how the girls just stand there, especially Hyorin who's been pretty much blocked out of the ~circle anyway. idk it's not hard to imagine this as representative of (idol) interactions in the general. Society is society. I think the way idols are networked is really interesting. In closing, lmao his giant cuffs.

Why do unfunny people try to be funny? The unfortunate part of internet memes is that it's really easy to pick up the structure without understanding what actually makes them funny. Macros are a perfect example. Relatedly, just because something is meant to be funny does not mean that it is actually funny. I hope people are just going along with the expected call-and-response sequence (ex: "[macro]" "LOL IRL WIN!!!11") because I refuse to believe so many people think all the dumb contrived banality in omona comments is actually amusing. Are we human or are we dancer?

I have no idea what I'm arguing anymore. Crying tears of blood. I wish I could just type up the required 5-6 pages in blog form and hand it in.
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It's the last week of the quarter now and the pressure is making my head cave in. I keep having all these surreal moments where I feel like I'm tilting out of my fucking life. I have so many fucking papers to write. omg why did I do this to myself again. EVERY SINGLE TIME. I still haven't gotten the incomplete grade from last quarter settled either. I am a master of self-sabotage.

Also my left hand keeps shaking. Why are you doing this to me body? TO US??

What happened to Daesung of Big Bang/what Daesung of Big Bang did (I'm still a little confused on what the fuck actually happened) is seriously one of things I'm most afraid of. I fucking hate driving.

I spent a while rereading old entries again. I really can never tell if I'm more wretched than I was then or less. I think I'm less like ~intellectually curious now, though that doesn't take much. I've closed up a lot and I'm really so fucking disenchanted with school and academia. It's tiring to like... think. Ahaha. Fuck shit I need to get my work done.

I went on a mini-death spiral of related videos on youtube. For some reason it turned into like a tour of mathematical kpop; I watched B2ST, 4minute, 2NE1, and f(x). I really like Hyuna! She's fun to watch not just for the obvious (hot) but because she looks comfortable and like she's actually enjoying herself when she dances, and that goes a long way towards ~me being comfortable and enjoying watching her. She's one of the girls in kpop that I think really owns her sexuality, or if not that, at least is comfortable with her body and its capacity to move. Like, she's not afraid of following through, like with using her hips all the way, etc. I also like Minzy, she's really cute. And all of f(x). Krystal and Jessica both have that weird ~it~ quality on-stage. (I'm quite prickly about comparing sisters but in this case I do think they have a similar presence.) Uh B2ST was really underwhelming. I admit that I have some stuff built against liking them though, like the fact that I don't find any of them attractive in the least, none of them have distinctive voices, and they have too many counts of cultural insensitivity/unnecessary fuckery associated with them, intentional or not (Kikwang's blackface itself and the band members' comments on it, refusing to wear kimonos in Japan, ). I don't really hold them accountable for those things but it's work to block it out. God I still live in terror of the possibility of my favorites revealing themselves to hold the fucked up normative views on race, gender, etc. THE BUBBLE MUST STAY PROTECTED ;~~~~~;

I LOVE SMTOWN'S LET'S GO ON A TRIP. The Korean word has like a connotation of vacationing/holidaying, idk, it makes it really really cute to me. And I love when a bunch of people are sining cheerfully together. (Caveat, also when they're at least trying to be in tune. I hate that joyless limp hipster indie twee shit.)

And I really really like SHINee's Scar. Is it not popular with the fandom or something? I never hear people talking about it. It's pretty damn good.

Finally caught up on Parks & Rec! LESLIE ;~; Leslie/Ben is cute and all but I think my favorite relationships on the show are Leslie/Ann and Leslie/Ron. And Ron/Parks dept. ahaha. UGH the ending of the uh second to last episode, omffffg SO PERFECT I was like clutching myself for dear life. Otherwise! Jean-Ralphio is a good example of how a perfectly executed character can become annoying with overexposure. Uhh Chris is also the other obvious example. LOL I'm really really annoyed with him and how the show is pushing him now. WHAT THE FUCK at that ~comforting the crying woman scene. My sister and I were like disgusted, lol. I really really hope they drop the Jerry bullying joke for the next season. They've already sort of toned it down from season 2 so I hope that continues. It's the only thing that honestly bothers me about the show. It's too reminiscent of the Office.

I know kpop is cute but why is the fic also so cute? LOL that's such a vapid way of phrasing it. I mean everything's really ~vanilla. You can really really tell the fandom is young by the fics. It's not necessarily bad but uhh sometimes it makes me forget how fics ~can be written. The fic isn't known for innovation or variety. Man I feel so crotchety when I complain about kpop ficdom. Ugh I've never been SO emotionally invested in a fandom like this before. I GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU'RE LEGIT IN LOVE WITH PEOPLE FROM MANUFACTURED POP BANDS

LOL omg I haven't finished a new book in like two years. Besides children's books that JJB was also reading. Oh wait that's not true, I read the Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi last spring ahahaha. I'm so uncultured, I can't get into anything anymore. I'm really character-based too. I can't get through anything if I don't give a shit about the people I'm reading and so often books are about boring douchey people doing boring douchey things. It's not even realistic or anything, it's like stylized privileged boring douchiness. Listen I get enough of that in real life, fucking please do something else. This isn't news or anything, but that's why I read fic so much and why ~characterization is the most important to me. The best function of fic for me is that thing that one guy talked about (MY IMPECCABLE MEMORY) about how discussing the media is a way of extending the experience. It's an extension of my love for the people/media product itself. Oh god what the hell is this paragraph about. Fic is really valuable and interesting for a lot of reasons but personally it works for me because I'm already invested and I don't have to work to care. LOL EMOTIONAL LAZINESS

LOL just sitting here saving pictures from tumblr and listening to the Sound of Music soundtrack. Anything to avoid work.
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ai ai~

LOL my god I forgot how stupid and embarrassing my old lj entries were. I sound so new to the internet in them! I want to edit everything but I won't out of respect for my immature overly hormonal past!self. I remember very well how stupid and embarrassing my recents ones are though.

I am really, really bad at everything. LIKE FINISHING PAPERS.

Gonna roll myself around in dough and bake myself into a pie. idk what emotion that sentiment is supposed to convey, it's just what I feel right now!!!!

sweet talk

May. 17th, 2011 10:50 am
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I love jjong so much it physically hurts. I think he is extraordinary.
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GAHHHHHH FUCK THIS PAPER

PLACEHOLDER

I wanna talk about
SNSD
Taylor Swift
The Shirelles

not in any relation to one another and nothing substantive either, just wanna talk

also listening to Visual Dreams for 100th time. Gaaaad I FUCKING LOVE SUNNY OMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMG I LOVE YOU SUNNY!!!!111 I'm so happy she's featured so prominently in the Intel ads. She's like a main singer in the song and she's in the center in the ads omg which I've only seen one like other time before and she looks so good in the Dior ads and ugh I love you Sunny ilu Sunny i love uuuuuuuuuuuuuu Sunnnnnnnyyyyyyy <3__________<3

WELL FUCK

Feb. 2nd, 2011 10:07 am
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THIS PAPER IS OFFICIALLY LATE

j'ai faim

Dec. 9th, 2010 06:26 am
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HERE I AM, AWAKE, 2 HOURS UNTIL MY BULLSHIT INTRO SOASH FINAL

My stats prof emailed to say that the final grades were posted already. The website doesn't have the grade for the final exam but it does have "Final Grades," and it says that I have an A. wot. That seriously cannot be right. The stats final went horrrrrrribly. For fuck's sake I was over an hour late because I thought it started at NINE instead of eight. (?????????????? WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.) And I failed that piece of shit like none other. The final was worth 40%; I did okay on the other 60% except for the quizzes. It's possible that I didn't fail the class and got above a C, but there's no way I got a solid A.

This soash final is worth 45% of the grade. I don't know how to study for it so I pretty much didn't! LOL I don't take this class seriously at all.

the real reason I opened up the lj tab:

CRYING WAIT LOOOOOOL OMG SHINEE'S PERFORMANCE OF LUCIFER AT THE GOLDEN DISK AWARDS

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL O M G O M G OMGGGG

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

I WOULD BE SO EMBARRASSED IF I HAD STANDARDS ANYMORE. I'M LITERALLY TEARING UP FROM LAUGHING. WHAT ARE THEY WEARING. WHAT ARE THEY DOING. WHAT WAS GOING ON. THEY CANNOT PERFORM LUCIFER ANYMORE, THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO TOP JONGHYUN ON THOSE THRONES (MULTIPLE!!!!!!!! LOL WHY DID THEY HAVE HIM WALK FROM ONE THRONE TO ANOTHER A;LDJFSAL;DKJF;KLWJER;LK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I LOVE HIM) PURE INSANITY.

HAVE A LINK DAMNIT

AND YAY SNSD WON THE ALBUM DAESANG YAY

PS WHY IS KPOP LJ/ENGLISH-SPEAKING FANDOM SO TERRIBLE. THERE IS NO ~SAFE SPACE~ TO GO. THE ONLY ACTIVE PLACES ARE SO FULL OF STUPIDITY AND BITCHINESS AND LIKE RACISM/SEXISM/ETC OR THEY'RE FORUMS WHICH ARE REALLY NOT MY THING. SO STARVED TO SEE HAPPY CAPSLOCKING ABOUT SHINEE BUT I GOTTA IGNORE ALL THESE STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE WITH THEIR DUMB HANG-UPS ARRGHHHHHH

gutstring

Sep. 23rd, 2010 07:21 am
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It is 7 in the morning. I actually woke up at 4:30 but I FORCED myself back to sleep. YES I DID. At this point I have no choice but to accept that whatever happens, happens but my stomach is churning and my heart has been beating so strongly that it's kind of painful now. I hate the thought of being back on campus. Having to walk around, all those people everywhere. I haven't been outside all week. The furthest I went was last night to go to the laundry room. I've really  been backsliding. I'm scared to even look at people again. My mom sent me an encouraging email this morning and I am practically memorizing it. 8 more hours. I'm really dying.

AUUUUGH

Nov. 9th, 2009 12:53 pm
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GODDAMNIT I JUST FUCKED UP

This squishy-cute cool guy from San Francisco messaged me, and I replied back, except then (because I'm a loser) I re-read what I wrote 10 minutes later, panicked that maybe I sounded bitchy, AND THEN FLIPPED OUT AND WROTE HIM A SPAZZY APOLOGY EMAIL THAT ENDED WITH "KINDLY PRETEND THAT THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN" BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. AUUUGHHH AWKWARDDDDDDD.

Okay I need to stop hanging around OkCupid. It is turning me into a bigger creeper than I already am. o____o
kerpingtack: alec baldwin in beetlejuice (CHEKRD SHRT + GLASSES = YES YES YES!!)

McCartney II = RIDICULOUSLY awesome, except for the song called "Frozen Jap," which I have renamed "Frozen RACIAL SLUR" in my iTunes.  I found ONE interview (here) where someone asks him about it and his explanation is not too bad. Basically, "Frozen Jap," "jap" being an abbreviation of "Japan... Japanese winter... Mt. Fuji... ~Orientalness~," was a working title that stuck. In Europe (at the time? I'm not sure how it is now) the word wasn't too terrible, so he only heard protests after the album came out. He changed the title for the Japanese edition to "Frozen Japanese." I can believe this. It's definitely damage control, but I buy it. I did some (shallow) research and there are indeed regional differences in how offensive the word is. Like in most of Asia, today at least, "Jap" is an acceptable abbreviation for "Japan/Japanese" so... yeah. It's enough to make me feel better. It's good that I found this interview and someone fucking asked about it; I was going crazy for a while. "He wouldn't have called it that if he knew how it's a RACIAL SLUR in some parts of the world... but how could he not know?!? OMMMGGGGG WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY?!?" Racial insensitivity is a pretty big fucking dealbreaker for me. Paul doesn't have a history of it, more the opposite actually, but yeah, fuck, Paul McCartney, why couldn't you have saved me the heartache and called it "Frozen Polar Bear" or SOME fucking thing?? Or I wish he would've changed the song title completely, not just for the Japanese version. Well, seeing how I only found ONE interview where someone addressed it, I guess it was not a big enough deal to merit the change. Urgh argh oorgh.

I have a midterm due tomorrow and it's pretty bullshit. Like "write an essay that addresses all parts of a really broad topic in one-page-double-spaced" bullshit. That's not an essay, that's a fucking short answer. The readings are boring and dry and full of a lot of nothing, much like my boring, dry, full of a lot of nothing professor. This MacKinnon person is fucking tiresome. There are like 10 pages of her explaining why all previous work on the subject has been WRONG WRONG WRONG. Jesus, just fucking explain why you're RIGHT or just fucking say what exactly you're adding to the fucking discussion. People are, like, always on the defensive in academia. At least in the social sciences. ~MYYYY perspective is necessary because everyone else thus far has neglected the most IMPORTANT PART EVER!!~ But whereas some writers limit this to the first page or so, MacKinnon just goes onnnnnnnnn and onnnnnnnnnnnnn and onnnnnnnnnnn. And she's uses words like "concomitant" (adj.; existing or occuring with something else; concurrent) and "detumescence" (n.; reduction or subsidence of swelling) and "sui generis" (adj.; of his, her, its, or their own kind; unique) when she could've just said "I am ostentatious as fuck" and "I have poor sentence construction and leave pronouns hanging around willy-nilly without any referrents" and "SORRY YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY SLEEP BECAUSE OF MY WRETCHED ESSAY." Yeah, me too.

Some guy in my co-op is into 10 year olds who wear corrective boots, I guess, because he hit on me while I walking out of my aparment. At first I was really confused, all OMG DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG? WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? Because he just came out of nowhere and was like "do you live there?" I was all "omg I'm sorry I put the regular trash in one of the recycling bins that one time, I couldn't find the bin for the regular trash!!" but then he just uh started hitting on me? He asked if he could ~knock on my door~ sometime and I just said uhhhh okay because I was flustered as hell. WTF I look like a middle schooler. And I'm wearing a boot! Guys, I don't know if I'm okay with pedo boot-fetishists. (The exchange wasn't as creepy as I made it sound btw, I am just scared of people. And LIFE!)

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IF YOU SAY THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE IS "A GO" IT HAD BETTER BE GOING A GOING

ALSO MICHAEL CERA SO HELP ME GOD, YOU HAD BETTER HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT WHEN YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T INTERESTED

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/29664678.html

LOL I love ontd and Arrested Development fans, it's a critical mass of awesome. Every comment in that post is like the inside of my heart. I REALLY CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER EITHER, FIRST COMMENT!! PLEASE BE TRUE

I know that it's 5 AM , I can spend an hour laughing at every other sentence I read on ontd if I want. IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A 10 PAGE PAPER DUE OR ANYTHING.
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I am the MOST unmotivated. THE MOST.

Listen I just couldn't do the "stand on the sidewalk and harrass people into filling out my 8 question survey" thing. I REALLY TRIED! For like two hours I sat out there saying "THE NEXT PERSON, FOR REAL, THE NEXT PERSON I SEE, I WILL ASK. SAC UP, SELF" but I couldn't!! I am so scared of people.  

This is the worst ever, I hate this assignment. I say that for every assignment but it's particularly true of this one. I want to cryyy. How am I going to write TEN FUCKING PAGES on this bullshit?? ALSO EXCELS INTIMIDATES THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I am dumber than dumb.

I just want to go home. What the fuck is my major? Is it soash?? I don't even know. I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING. Seriously, why am I even in school? I hate everything. Actually I really hardcore love the idea of being a philosophy major but I am way dumb for that. WAY DUMB. What the holy hell am I going to do after I graduate? Assuming I graduate. OH GOD. I could teach in Korea for a year. THEN WHAT?? I am never going to get into law school, that's for sure. I have no extracurriculars or laurels or whatnot to my good name. Oh my god I'm so fucked, just so fucked. :((
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1. EVERYTHING
2. SOCIOLOGY
3. BEING ALIVE
4. "RESEARCH METHODS"
5. ARTICLES OVER 2 PGS LONG
6. ROOMMATES
7. YOUR MOM
8. JUST KIDDING, YOUR MOM IS A REALLY CLASSY LADY
9. BEING TIRED
10. COLD KNEES
11. HATEFUL REPUBLICANS -- WAIT THAT'S REDUNDANT (OHHH SNAPPP)
12. EMAILS
13. TUESDAYS, 2 PM
14. FLIES
15. WALKING TO CAMPUS
16. CAMPUS
17. WALKING
18. ONLY 1.5 HRS OF SLEEP
19. MISSING JON AND KATE PLUS 8
20. EVERYTHING

edit: I HATE THIS ASSIGNMENT LIKE I HATE ALL ASSIGNMENTS

I HAVEN'T DONE LIKE ANYTHING AND IT'S 3:30 I HATE MYSELF BUT I HATE THIS ASSIGNMENT MORE

edit: I AM SO TIRED NO JOKE OMFG

edit: ALSO COMPLETELY UNMOTIVATED

edit: I HAVE DECIDED THAT VESTS ARE INHERENTLY FUNNY. LOL VESTS. AND I HAVE COME AROUND ON MAN CARDIGANS, IT CAN SOMETIMES BE ENDEARING IF THE MAN IN QUESTION HAS A SMUSHED UP GEOMETRIC HEAD AND GOOD HAIR AND WEIRD LADY CALVES AND HUGE SPECTACLES (I'M NOT BASING THIS OPINION OFF OF ANYONE IN PARTICULAR IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING THEORETICAL INTERNET AUDIENCE)

edit: LOL I'M NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE! WHO'S SURPRISED? I AM NOT SURPRISED AT ALL
OKAY THE THING TO DO NOW IS JUST CONTROL MY DOWNWARD SPIRAL
I WILL KILL MYSELF BEFORE LETTING THIS BECOME SPRING QUARTER PART III

FOR THE RECORD I HATE BUYING ANYTHING ON CAMPUS BECAUSE IT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY. I TOTALLY GOT DATE RAPED BY THE VENDING MACHINE TODAY. WHY THE FUCK WOULD A BOTTLE OF SODA BE THAT EXPENSIVE?? UGH THIS DAY IS A DICKPAN OF DELIGHTS LET ME TELL YOU

edit: ACTUALLY I CHANGED MY MIND; I WILL PAY ANYONE ONE MILLION CASH DOLLARS TO COME OVER AND KILL ME IN THE FACE WITH A SHOVEL

I AM SUCH A MONUMENTAL FUCK-UP AND IF YOU TRY TO DISPUTE ME, BRING IT BITCH. I SWEAR IF WE WROTE UP A LIST MY FUCK-UPS WOULD MATCH EVERYONE ELSE'S STEP FOR STEP AND THEN SOME

YOU GUYS

Sep. 24th, 2008 03:36 am
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 I SHOULD TEACH A CLASS ON SELF-SABOTAGE

I AM AN EXPERT
(OR SEXPERT AMIRITE)
(NO)
 
WELL I WOKE UP EARLIER THAN I HAD TO TODAY BECAUSE OF THE COUSELLOR THING AND I WAS SORT OF TIRED ALL DAY (LOL WHEN AM I NOT TIRED) SO I WAS LIKE I'LL TAKE A NAP SOON BUT THEN IT GOT TOO LATE TO TAKE A NAP SO I WAS LIKE I'LL SLEEP EARLY BUT THEN IT GOT ALL 3:38 AM

COUSELLORS OPEN --> 8:30
I NEED TO GET UP --> 7:45
I WILL GET --> :( HRS OF SLEEP

LIKE OKAY THIS IS NOT A BIG DEAL ON ITS OWN BUT IT IS CLEARLY INDICATIVE OF HOW THE REST OF THE YEAR IS GOING TO GO (I SAY THIS AS IF I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT, WHICH FYI I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM A PAWN IN THE GAME OF LIFE THAT GOD PLAYS WITH HIS GIANT PEEN LOL WHAT WHO SAID THAT) AND I HAVE NEITHER HOAP NOR SOAP

AND I JUST DOWNLOADED A FUCKLOAD OF STUFF HOLY CATS, LIKE AT LEAST 400 MB AND AUUUGHHH I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO PURGE, MY MUSIC COLLECTION IS SERIOUSLY OFF THE RAILS I NEED IT TO DEVELOP AN TERRIBLE AND SCARRING EATING DISORDER

AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE SONG I REALLY REALLY WANTED (DISNEY'S A COWBOY NEEDS A HORSE BTW)

OMG I'M DROWWWWNING
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I WOULD RATHER DO THE FOLLOWING THINGS THAN DO MY PAPER
1. DIE
2. YOUR MOM
3. JUST KIDDING, YOUR MOM IS A REALLY CLASSY LADY
4. FAIL THE CLASS. OH YES!!!!! I WOULD RATHER FAIL THIS FUCKING CLASS THAN TRY TO EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT THIS PAPER FOR ONE MORE SECOND
5. GET KIDNAPPED BY A GUY WITH A HORRIFYING CHEST TATTOO
6. TALK TO MARINE D:
7. SPEND A FULL DAY AT WORK
8. GO BACK IN TIME AND DO SOME OTHER PAPER, DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ONE, THEY WERE ALL SHITTY EXPERIENCES. WAIT AS LONG AS IT'S NOT THE ONE FOR MY SEMINAR CLASS
9. MAKE A SPEECH / GIVE A PRESENTATION
10. EAT CHOCOLATE. IT IS TRUE, I WOULD MUCH RATHER TURN INTO A CHOCOLATE BAR AND CANNABALIZE MYSELF THAN LIVE WITH THIS FUCKING CURSE ON MY IMMORTAL SOUL

THE WORST ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD
"JUST PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE"
"ASK GOD" (GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DEADBEAT, FOR REAL)
"BETTER LATE THAN NEVER"
"JOIN CLUBS AND START TALKING TO PEOPLE"
"DON'T WORRY" (WHAT????????? THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE AT ALL)
"HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF"
"WHEN YOU CAN'T HOLD ON, OH WHEN YOU CAN'T HOLD ON... HOLD ON" (LOLOL BFLOW, WHAT A DOUCHE)

THE BEST ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD
"FUCK IT, WHATEVER"
"DON'T TRY TO SEE YOURSELF THE WAY THAT OTHERS DO, IT'S NO USE" (ADVICE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW LOL!)
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER GOTTEN GOOD ADVICE D:
"RAPE HIM"

TELL ME YOUR BEST/WORST ADVICE PEOPLE THIS LIST TOOK ME TOO LONG TO ASSEMBLE, I KNOW I HAVE GOTTEN WAY SHITTIER ADVICE THAN THAT
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Especially not if the paper is due in less than 20 hours.

I need to develop a sense of style. Currently my wardrobe is something like Hella Low Maintenance. I think this would be easier for me if I was more confident and had a more... non-pear body. Also I sort of like the idea of getting an eyebrow piercing, except that I think they look better on guys.

OMG ENGLISH PAPER DUE AT 2 PM AND KOREAN FINAL AT 10 AM.

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