kerpingtack: yotsuba eating (nyams and noms)
This was probably written when I was twelve and my sister was seven or eight.

To: The Tooth Fairy
From: [Sister] and [Me]


Hello. Sorry I have no business for you anymore, but my little brother is growing a whole mouth of teeth. I expect that you'll have another customer in about five or six years. :D

- [Me]
P.S. Sorry about the handwriting.



Hello! My older sister has no more baby teeth so I let her write to you too. Santa Claus told me sometime last year about talking to The Tooth Fairy Convention. If you're allowed to, please tell me something about it. Thank you! I have to go to sleep soon. Would you also please tell the rest of the tooth fairies that I admire what you all do for children? Thank you very much. I have one last question. Do tooth fairies come from different religions and cultures just like us humans? Well, good by and good night!

- [Sister] (arrow to turn the page)

P.S: Please tell me your name.

P.P.S: Where do have meetings and things like that?

P.P.P.S: How do you know when somebody loses a tooth? Do you fly around the whole world every single night checking every single house?

P.P.P.P.S: Thank you for everything!

P.P.P.P.P.S: This is the last one. I gave you a pencil and paper so you could answer my questions.


I think to some degree my sister already knew ~the truth~ but she was like, IF it's real, THEN I WANT TO KNOW!!! ♥
kerpingtack: startling blue lake with cliffs idk what's in the water looks like sushi (cutaway)
I meant to post this like a week ago but uh I didn't. Also I'm trying to do this on my phone lol there's some stuff that's tedious to add so please anticipate a shit ton of vacous edits later~

I liked these things:

Dancing Queen audition

Kang Minkyung (Davichi)
타타타 (Ta Ta Ta) I really like this
사랑 사랑 사랑 (Love Love Love) this was surprising and really so good (w/ the interview at the beginning)

Ali
얄미운 사람 (Hateful Person) she is a great performer, whoa. also 'hateful' is not the exact word but it's hard to translate according to my mom lol
새벽비 (Early Rain) when she performs it really feels like she's doing exactly what she was born to do. great great voice, great confidence, great everything
킬리민자로의 표범 (Kilimanjaro Leopard)

Hyorin (Sistar)
edit: 비 내리는 영동교 (Rain on Youngdong Bridge) this is more or less a straight cover, but it's different from both what we've heard from her and what we've seen on the show in general, and she sounds really lovely [edit: my mom said it was the name of a bridge lol]
edit마음이 고와여지 (The Heart Must Be Good Too?) 

I haven't watched IMS2 since Jonghyun left (my attention span is super short and I am biased as fuck) so the only thing I'd watched of the show since then was 2PM's Junsu's Wait a Minute and Sistar's Hyorin's Miniskirt, both of which I liked a lot. I feel like the women really make this show. Also the contestants have really been scaled up. The very first set were are pretty young and were all definitely idols. The batch on the latest episodes have generally been older, soloists, and just a lot more mature and experienced. It's great to watch. (I think the hosts have gotten more annoying though. I hate when they edit cuts of them saying stupid obnoxious shit in the middle of a performance with the laugh track and everything. :|) It's made me realize how fun it is when the competition is really good, like when the skill level is comparable so what really makes a difference is the energy and emotion and creativity.

They really gave up on the 'proving idols can sing' concept, right? Because the idols they do have on are not quite uhhh the logical choices. It's kind of a waste because idols are so controlled and you don't get to see them making a lot of creative decisions. And I think being in a pool with people a lot better can be helpful and inspiring, as long as it's not hopelessly overwhelming.

And um everything is SHINee: omg I'm really nervous for Taemin. The current cast outclasses him, and the majority of all idols, by so much. He's going to look sf hapless just like all the reaction shots they keep putting in of Infinite's Woohyun looking worried and/or dumbfounded all the time lol.

The other thing that's really nice about the show is that you can hear that these older songs are actually very well-written. LOL backhanded compliment~? idk I get headaches when I listen to some of the originals because they just sound sf dated lol and the instrumentals are too loud and it's annoying. But these clean good interpretations are legit refreshing. They're good songs! 

blah blah )

service

Nov. 14th, 2011 11:56 pm
kerpingtack: ms paint crop of a timeline of weekend life (omnomatron)
We went to a family friend's house and JJB made them duct tape wallets.

me: Ooh you got a custom order.
JJB: Yes, and it's from an ahjussi, too.
me: LOL
JJB: It's an honor.

JJB: (while making the wallet) It's very honorable to make a custom order for an ahjussi. It's like making one for royalty, it's like getting promoted.

CRYING

Sep. 5th, 2011 07:07 am
kerpingtack: illustration for aladdin 1928 "Aladdin Saluted Her with Joy" (salut her with joy)
My sister sent me this convo through facebook. J=my brother, A=my sister, M=mom. Chorong is our cat. My brother is 10 years old btw lol.
There was some talk of Bieber today at the dinner table:
(Background: I was talking about a song "Never Again" and Mom asked if I was talking about the Justin Bieber song to which I said a solid NO)
J: How old is Justin Beaver?
A: It's 'Bieber,' not 'Beaver.'
M: Maybe 18.
A: No! He's younger than me! I know that!
J: Ah, so you can claim age superiority!
A: I can claim ALL superiority! No, just kidding, he sung pretty well before.
M: Yeah, he's talented.
A: But stupid.
J: Like Chorong!

we talk about his hair
J: Why is it weird?
A: It's just weird! It's like a really smooth weird hat.
J: Like a beaver hat?
A: Everyone really likes his hair for some reason.
J: They all have beaver fever! Beaver fever! The temperature is rising! It's gonna blow! kapushskdjflkasjhdfssoundeffects

M: What is that movie called?
A: I don't know - you're the one who watched it.
M: The one about the boy, beaver/bieber [I don't know what she said - keep in mind, it's mommy and we're eating]
A: Wait, about a BEAVER or about BIEBER.
M: BEE_ER. [I still have no clue but it sounded like 'beaver']
A: Beaver? Oh, I thought you meant Bieber. What movie? I don't remember any movie
M: You know, with him singing.
A: BEAVER or BIEBER
M: BEE_ER.
A: The singer or the animal?
J: Do the beavers have beaver fever?
MY LAPTOP NEARLY FELL OFF MY LAP BECAUSE I WAS SHAKING WITH LAUGHTER SO HARD
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WE BEAT THE SUBSPACE EMISSARY ADVENTURE ON SUPER SMASH BROS BRAWL

STFU THIS IS A BIG DEAL FOR US, WE ARE NOT GAMERS, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME WE'VE EVER FINISHED A GAME WITH A STORY AND STAGES AND BOSSES!!!! AND IT FELT DAMN GOOD

It was a total team effort!! My sister and I played through it with JJB chattering non-stop in the background like a sprite that follows you around telling you "Press B to use your boomerang!" while you look online for a cheat to help you kill him, or a random townsperson on an RPG that you try to avoid because if you walk past them you'll have to Skip twenty times while they talk about the history of the mountain or that the weather looks bad today, do you want to go fishing? OR WHATEVER.................................. anywaaaay JJB was helpful exactly 50% of the time (b/c he is literally a freaking encyclopedia when it comes to the stuff he's interested in) and CRAZY ANNOYING the other 50% of the time (b/c he is better than you and WILL NEVER STOP TALKING). And on the final boss Tabuu all three of us played against him in a frantic wii remote swap loop. It took us six tries!! gd his stupid wings. JJB was the one who finished him off with Ganondorf. (More like GanonDORK hurr hurr hurr. <-- our favorite joke) OH SWEET VICTORYYYYY

ELEVEN HOURSSSSSSSSSS~!!!!!!!!!!!!

We were probably a little too invested in the trophy story, but to be fair, JJB was the only one who actually cried when Ness sacrificed himself for Lucas. ;_____;

BEE DOO ROOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BA RA RA RA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

PS, IT WAS ONLY ON EASY!!!! WE ARE ROCKSTARS
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(to my cousin) There are mouth-eating rollercoasters coming at you and you've been permanently transfigured into a sock. They've surrounded your house and they're going to eat you. You can get worn by some guy and walk out, but the rollercoasters will eat him but you'll be safe. Or you can stay and get eaten and the man will be safe. What do you do? And the man is your brother.

(again to my cousin) You have to sleep in the same bed as everyone in the world with ice cold feet. Your choices are to die and then no one will have ice cold feet anymore, or live. The ice cold feet mean they're crazy.
kerpingtack: alec baldwin in beetlejuice (CHEKRD SHRT + GLASSES = YES YES YES!!)
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:37:06 AM): ohhhh my goddddddddddddddddddd i wish i was a cat so badly
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:37:10 AM): a cat wearing pajamas
[livejournal.com profile] relivingstars   (1:37:23 AM): omg that'd be so badass
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:37:29 AM): stacked in the middle of a room with twelve other cats
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:37:35 AM): at night we would unstack and fight crime
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:37:40 AM): IN PAJAMAS
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:37:46 AM): and no one would believe it!
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:37:50 AM): but oh it'd be true
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:38:21 AM): we'd stack up on each other and wear a trenchcoat with a hat and sunglasses
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:38:35 AM): and a cat holding a gun in each sleeve
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:38:58 AM): with like a voice distorter
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:39:14 AM): "freeze slimeball! this is the last of your... nine lives"
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:39:28 AM): oh my god this scenario has gone much longer than it should have
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:39:45 AM): i'm obsessed with the image of cats stacked on top of each other
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:39:48 AM): PILES OF CATS
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:39:51 AM): STACKS OF CATS
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:40:01 AM): sitting in the middle of the room like pancakes
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:40:14 AM): it'd be mysterious as hale!
[livejournal.com profile] relivingstars   (1:40:47 AM): OMGGGGGGGGGG
[livejournal.com profile] counttheplanes   (1:40:50 AM): you'd walk in and be like wtf cats in a stack but then they'd unstack and leap out the window!!
[livejournal.com profile] relivingstars   (1:40:53 AM): OH MY FUCKING GOD
[livejournal.com profile] relivingstars   (1:40:58 AM): LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[livejournal.com profile] relivingstars   (1:41:13 AM): OKAY, OMG. MY LIFE IS BETTER BECAUSE OF THIS IMAGE, NO LIE.
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Rereading old IM convos and omg I'm so maudlin. I don't know why I use that word so much since I always think of like a French clown in the 60s drowning his sorrows in sherry and wine, which is a depressing and creepy image. (COULROPHOBIA) I guess I just feel like a drunk French clown now.

Senior year conversations. I wish I could've known that it was fine, it was okay to be sad, it was okay to cry. I think this every time I read anything I wrote during senior year, after Christmas.

I'm really grateful to anyone and everyone who listened to me then. I'm grateful now too.

LOL I used the phrase "billy-o" in one of these convos.

I want to rewatch Spaced and Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz but on a proper screen.

Okay today in the car I was thinking about a person wearing huge sunglasses, and in my mind the sunglasses just kept getting bigger and bigger, and I had to STOP THINKING because I got scared???? I explained that really badly. Ugh I also got grossed out thinking about having to write with a giant pencil. There's something freaky about simple objects that happen to be REALLY HUGE.

The pastor of the church my mom goes to is pretty amazing. For the record I am atheist, bordering agnostic, and I can be really annoying and defensive about it, but overall I'm not derisive about religion (or I try not to be), and people like this pastor are a big part of the reason why. In this case, he talks about Christianity the way it's meant to be, a lifestyle guided by compassion and love, toward "God" and toward people and toward yourself. He's just a really cool good guy.

Man this entry was INCREDIBLY disjointed. Wowowowow.

relivingstars (3:30:14 AM): HUH
counttheplanes (3:30:17 AM): LOL
relivingstars (3:30:18 AM): LOL
counttheplanes (3:30:20 AM): LOL
relivingstars (3:30:30 AM): HUH
counttheplanes (3:30:33 AM): LOL
kerpingtack: green glass window installations (treatment)
Oh Dolly P., sing the truth. SING IT.

I am drowning in music. The discography tags on [livejournal.com profile] indie_exchange are going to be the death of me. SOMEONE POSTED THE JOURNEY DISCOGRAPHY. MOTHERFUCKING JOURNEY!! AND THE SAME PERSON POSTED THE EUROPE DISCOGRAPHY TOO. EUROPE!! SOOO GOOD OMFG. DROWWWWNING

I cannot however find a fucking Sam Cooke album. Or anything Kokia. Or anything Shiina Ringo. I'm not too surprised about the last two, but wherefore no Sam Cooke??

I am cleaning out my room b/c my aunt is moving in on Sunday. Or possibly tomorrow. I CAN'T THROW ANYTHING OUT OMG. "What if I need it someday???" When, self? When would you need a super-frilly pink short sleeve blouse? Maybe I'll go to party where the theme is frills omg get off my back. Also I have like all my Academic Decathalon stuff, LOLOL. I never even read them the first time around! Sighh.

I did concoct an outfit that looks ridiculously nineties. It looks like a very misguided attempt at being like ~corporate casual~.

MEOW
WOEM

Listen guys, lord knows I love the disco, but now they are touring with Dashboard Confessional and "the Plain White T's" and "the Cab." It's just not good times.

Alright why not:

the thing is, it wasn't even that late )

We are intellectuals.
kerpingtack: sarah with a fine moustache (sarah thinks you look ridiculous)
I have an essay due on Wednesday and a final on Thursday-Friday sooooo I'm spending two three hours putting up pictures of things I want in My Future Apartment. We will assume that I have a hack that gives me unlimited monies.

 
 
kerpingtack: corgis on the beach where the corgis are free (call it freedom in an old age)
I WOULD RATHER DO THE FOLLOWING THINGS THAN DO MY PAPER
1. DIE
2. YOUR MOM
3. JUST KIDDING, YOUR MOM IS A REALLY CLASSY LADY
4. FAIL THE CLASS. OH YES!!!!! I WOULD RATHER FAIL THIS FUCKING CLASS THAN TRY TO EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT THIS PAPER FOR ONE MORE SECOND
5. GET KIDNAPPED BY A GUY WITH A HORRIFYING CHEST TATTOO
6. TALK TO MARINE D:
7. SPEND A FULL DAY AT WORK
8. GO BACK IN TIME AND DO SOME OTHER PAPER, DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ONE, THEY WERE ALL SHITTY EXPERIENCES. WAIT AS LONG AS IT'S NOT THE ONE FOR MY SEMINAR CLASS
9. MAKE A SPEECH / GIVE A PRESENTATION
10. EAT CHOCOLATE. IT IS TRUE, I WOULD MUCH RATHER TURN INTO A CHOCOLATE BAR AND CANNABALIZE MYSELF THAN LIVE WITH THIS FUCKING CURSE ON MY IMMORTAL SOUL

THE WORST ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD
"JUST PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE"
"ASK GOD" (GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DEADBEAT, FOR REAL)
"BETTER LATE THAN NEVER"
"JOIN CLUBS AND START TALKING TO PEOPLE"
"DON'T WORRY" (WHAT????????? THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE AT ALL)
"HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF"
"WHEN YOU CAN'T HOLD ON, OH WHEN YOU CAN'T HOLD ON... HOLD ON" (LOLOL BFLOW, WHAT A DOUCHE)

THE BEST ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD
"FUCK IT, WHATEVER"
"DON'T TRY TO SEE YOURSELF THE WAY THAT OTHERS DO, IT'S NO USE" (ADVICE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW LOL!)
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER GOTTEN GOOD ADVICE D:
"RAPE HIM"

TELL ME YOUR BEST/WORST ADVICE PEOPLE THIS LIST TOOK ME TOO LONG TO ASSEMBLE, I KNOW I HAVE GOTTEN WAY SHITTIER ADVICE THAN THAT
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Because we really should. Instances from the weekend at Tahoe/Reno:

Sister: Look! A fair!
Me + Sister: <stares at cranes>
Me + Sister: ... 

Me: Ahh! <points wildly at parked bus 25 ft away> The bus is coming to run us over!!
Sister: UWAAAAUGH!!

Me: ... Alyssa, are you drinking sugar?
Sister: ... yes.

Brother: <repeats EVERYTHING EVERYONE says>

At Tahoe, I:
- skipped rocks (badly)
- watched Invader ZIM (it's back on air! :O!!)
- fell while acting stupid with my sister, skinned my knee, ripped my jeans, got a minor blister on my left palm, and basically was a 6-year-old for 5 minutes >_< (Diane is obviously not fifteen)
- ate dinner at a Italian/Chinese restaurant called "Ciao Mein"
- spent 20 minutes trying to pick a dessert
- ate only half of said dessert
- spent 2 hours on a sugar high because of said dessert
- wasted money at sucky hotel arcade
- froze feet at The Lake
- exhausted self running in the sand
and
- slept lots

This is such an unhealthy way of talking to myself.

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