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kerpingtack) wrote2008-05-14 07:31 pm
kerpingtack) wrote2008-05-14 07:31 pm
privit --> flocked
I WOULD RATHER DO THE FOLLOWING THINGS THAN DO MY PAPER
1. DIE
2. YOUR MOM
3. JUST KIDDING, YOUR MOM IS A REALLY CLASSY LADY
4. FAIL THE CLASS. OH YES!!!!! I WOULD RATHER FAIL THIS FUCKING CLASS THAN TRY TO EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT THIS PAPER FOR ONE MORE SECOND
5. GET KIDNAPPED BY A GUY WITH A HORRIFYING CHEST TATTOO
6. TALK TO MARINE D:
7. SPEND A FULL DAY AT WORK
8. GO BACK IN TIME AND DO SOME OTHER PAPER, DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ONE, THEY WERE ALL SHITTY EXPERIENCES. WAIT AS LONG AS IT'S NOT THE ONE FOR MY SEMINAR CLASS
9. MAKE A SPEECH / GIVE A PRESENTATION
10. EAT CHOCOLATE. IT IS TRUE, I WOULD MUCH RATHER TURN INTO A CHOCOLATE BAR AND CANNABALIZE MYSELF THAN LIVE WITH THIS FUCKING CURSE ON MY IMMORTAL SOUL
THE WORST ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD
"JUST PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE"
"ASK GOD" (GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DEADBEAT, FOR REAL)
"BETTER LATE THAN NEVER"
"JOIN CLUBS AND START TALKING TO PEOPLE"
"DON'T WORRY" (WHAT????????? THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE AT ALL)
"HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF"
"WHEN YOU CAN'T HOLD ON, OH WHEN YOU CAN'T HOLD ON... HOLD ON" (LOLOL BFLOW, WHAT A DOUCHE)
THE BEST ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD
"FUCK IT, WHATEVER"
"DON'T TRY TO SEE YOURSELF THE WAY THAT OTHERS DO, IT'S NO USE" (ADVICE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW LOL!)
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER GOTTEN GOOD ADVICE D:
"RAPE HIM"
TELL ME YOUR BEST/WORST ADVICE PEOPLE THIS LIST TOOK ME TOO LONG TO ASSEMBLE, I KNOW I HAVE GOTTEN WAY SHITTIER ADVICE THAN THAT
1. DIE
2. YOUR MOM
3. JUST KIDDING, YOUR MOM IS A REALLY CLASSY LADY
4. FAIL THE CLASS. OH YES!!!!! I WOULD RATHER FAIL THIS FUCKING CLASS THAN TRY TO EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT THIS PAPER FOR ONE MORE SECOND
5. GET KIDNAPPED BY A GUY WITH A HORRIFYING CHEST TATTOO
6. TALK TO MARINE D:
7. SPEND A FULL DAY AT WORK
8. GO BACK IN TIME AND DO SOME OTHER PAPER, DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ONE, THEY WERE ALL SHITTY EXPERIENCES. WAIT AS LONG AS IT'S NOT THE ONE FOR MY SEMINAR CLASS
9. MAKE A SPEECH / GIVE A PRESENTATION
10. EAT CHOCOLATE. IT IS TRUE, I WOULD MUCH RATHER TURN INTO A CHOCOLATE BAR AND CANNABALIZE MYSELF THAN LIVE WITH THIS FUCKING CURSE ON MY IMMORTAL SOUL
THE WORST ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD
"JUST PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE"
"ASK GOD" (GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DEADBEAT, FOR REAL)
"BETTER LATE THAN NEVER"
"JOIN CLUBS AND START TALKING TO PEOPLE"
"DON'T WORRY" (WHAT????????? THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE AT ALL)
"HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF"
"WHEN YOU CAN'T HOLD ON, OH WHEN YOU CAN'T HOLD ON... HOLD ON" (LOLOL BFLOW, WHAT A DOUCHE)
THE BEST ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD
"FUCK IT, WHATEVER"
"DON'T TRY TO SEE YOURSELF THE WAY THAT OTHERS DO, IT'S NO USE" (ADVICE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW LOL!)
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER GOTTEN GOOD ADVICE D:
"RAPE HIM"
TELL ME YOUR BEST/WORST ADVICE PEOPLE THIS LIST TOOK ME TOO LONG TO ASSEMBLE, I KNOW I HAVE GOTTEN WAY SHITTIER ADVICE THAN THAT
i got 99 problems, but a niche ain't one
- "You've just got to find your niche. Once you do that, you'll find that Berkeley will become smaller for you."
- "It's so simple, you just eat less. That's all you have to do!"
- "Find your niche."
- "Have you found your niche? You need to do that."
- "Rough drafts really help. Do a rough draft and email it to me by..."
- "Just put yourself out there."
- "You have to grow a pair and get over it and do it."
- "Your niche, let me show you it."
- "Smile!!"
- "Don't worry."
- "Niche."
- "Nietzshe."
I know there are like 80 billion more of these and that those are far, far more offensive but I can't think right now D:
Re: i got 99 problems, but a niche ain't one
"JUST SUCK IT UP AND DO IT"
I HOPE EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER SAID SOMETHING LIKE THAT SERIOUSLY TO ANOTHER PERSON GETS RABIES IN THE FACE
OMG rough drafts. Rough drafts and outlines. :(((
Thank you for your contribution~~
lol nietzshe