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kerpingtack) wrote2007-10-20 05:40 pm
kerpingtack) wrote2007-10-20 05:40 pm
the amazingly true and truly amazing story of me
- I told the gross nectarine I was eating, "You are a disgrace to the nectarine name." Out loud. Literally talking TO it.
- This morning as I was walking down the stairwell I heard this odd squeaking noise and wondered if it was coming from my shoes, so I stopped walking to check. The squeaking continued. HOWEVER then I started wondering the noise was coming out of my mouf. I don't think it was, but I'M STILL NOT SURE. IT COULD'VE BEEN.
- People usually shelve one cart of books in 30 minutes. I TOOK AN HOUR LONGER THAN THAT. HOMMMG.
- I keep forgetting that I already went to the bathroom and stuff so I keep going to the bathroom twice in a row. EXAMPLE: As I was walking back to campus, I rly needed to go the bathroom so my mental monologue was "Pee! Pee! Pee!" SO I went to the bathroom in the dorm lobby. But by the time I got up to the fourth floor where my room is, I HAD FORGOTTEN. Mental monologue was still "Pee! Pee! Pee!" So I went again, thinking things like "Gosh, that wasn't so urgent!" I only remembered while at the sink, all "didn't I already wash my hands really recently...?" A++++ IN OBSERVATIONS, SELF!
- This morning as I was walking down the stairwell I heard this odd squeaking noise and wondered if it was coming from my shoes, so I stopped walking to check. The squeaking continued. HOWEVER then I started wondering the noise was coming out of my mouf. I don't think it was, but I'M STILL NOT SURE. IT COULD'VE BEEN.
- People usually shelve one cart of books in 30 minutes. I TOOK AN HOUR LONGER THAN THAT. HOMMMG.
- I keep forgetting that I already went to the bathroom and stuff so I keep going to the bathroom twice in a row. EXAMPLE: As I was walking back to campus, I rly needed to go the bathroom so my mental monologue was "Pee! Pee! Pee!" SO I went to the bathroom in the dorm lobby. But by the time I got up to the fourth floor where my room is, I HAD FORGOTTEN. Mental monologue was still "Pee! Pee! Pee!" So I went again, thinking things like "Gosh, that wasn't so urgent!" I only remembered while at the sink, all "didn't I already wash my hands really recently...?" A++++ IN OBSERVATIONS, SELF!