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The Departed is like a smart, good-looking, amazing boyfriend you meet when your life is at a low point. He smells awesome, he's great to talk to, he's everything you never knew you wanted, and the more time you spend with him, the more and more perfect he gets. It's all going great and you're two seconds away from having a fleet of his babies, when one day he sets fire to your house and burns the whole thing down to the *ground*. And when you stand in front of him yelling WHAT THE FUCK, he just says "I gotta be who I gotta be", punches you in the face, and walks away. Also, he has peed in all your shoes.

That's what watching the movie The Departed is like to me.
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- I told the gross nectarine I was eating, "You are a disgrace to the nectarine name." Out loud. Literally talking TO it.

- This morning as I was walking down the stairwell I heard this odd squeaking noise and wondered if it was coming from my shoes, so I stopped walking to check. The squeaking continued. HOWEVER then I started wondering the noise was coming out of my mouf. I don't think it was, but I'M STILL NOT SURE. IT COULD'VE BEEN.

- People usually shelve one cart of books in 30 minutes. I TOOK AN HOUR LONGER THAN THAT. HOMMMG.

- I keep forgetting that I already went to the bathroom and stuff so I keep going to the bathroom twice in a row. EXAMPLE: As I was walking back to campus, I rly needed to go the bathroom so my mental monologue was "Pee! Pee! Pee!" SO I went to the bathroom in the dorm lobby. But by the time I got up to the fourth floor where my room is, I HAD FORGOTTEN. Mental monologue was still "Pee! Pee! Pee!" So I went again, thinking things like "Gosh, that wasn't so urgent!" I only remembered while at the sink, all "didn't I already wash my hands really recently...?" A++++ IN OBSERVATIONS, SELF!
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I said it once and I'll say it again, being into anime/manga/non-English fandom is HARD. Very difficult to find good fic. You have to rabbit around everywhere and put up with a lot of dreck.

BLEACH. I love Kubo Tite's art so much (SO MUCH), if only for the first book with Ichigo's t-shirts and skinny jeans and Rukia's super tiny awesomeness. It goes beyond the first book obvs but that first book, man, I imprinted on it harddd. I should catch up. SIGH. I hope he's gotten over his weird art stage by now. I like the fine-lines pls.

I have true appreciation for series that really mindfuck their main characters, as long as they do it right from the get-go. If they do it midway through I can't handle it.

You know what's stupid? CLAMP and Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle, that's what. The art has deteriorated completely. Ugh storyline. Whatever. Vampire. WHATEVER!!!! Too bad X had such great art. XXXHolic has really great art too, and Yuuko, so that puts it above a lot of things. What am I talking about now.

HEY remember when I liked Faust VIII and Shaman King? Hoo boy.

There should be a new Saiyuki every month instead of this every whenever-we-damn-well-please nonsense Tokyopop is on. They don't even bother writing the month the next book is supposed to be out anymore.

Video game fandom confuses me but I forge on ahead anyway because I thought FF7: Advent Children was really pretty. THAT IS ALL I EVER, EVER NEED.

I love AUs. I do.

Tempestuous relationships:
Computer: Low Battery. You should change your battery or switch to outlet power immediately to keep from losing your work.
Me: You should shut your dirty whorish mouth!!!!!

My sister and I had like a three hour conversation today. Some of it was thoughtful, like gender-feminism stuff and race stuff and media stuff, but my FAVOOOOORITE parts were when we talked about what we liked!! Like so:

Me: I like it when boys wear t-shirts!
Her: I like wrists!
Me: Skinny ties!
Her: Scarves with winter hats!
Me: Skirts!
Her: Flats!
Me: Long legs on girls!
Her: Suits!
Me and Her: NO MUSTACHES

If you think I'm exaggerating you don't know us very well.

(For the record:
girl redheads, people with dark hair and light eyes, long-limbed girls - dancer's build, guys with fine-boned/delicate bone structure, skinny guys, blonde ladies, freckles, coats. And I think muttonchops are some of the most hideous physical ailments known to man. The conversation was a lot longer than just listing though because we kept giggling and trying to think of specific examples.)
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Still rewatching. After you get over some annoying speed bumps, it's enjoyable dry wit fun. Oh Trent, still my TV boyfriend. I'm so predictable. Dark-haired, skinny, good big brother --> hook, line, sinker.

anti-kink: teacher/student romances. NO. Just... no. I find it demeaning to the teacher. It's messing with my love of high school AUs.

Also, god what is wrong with some people re: social behavior? I think I am gradually learning that being cool, articulate, witty, and smart doesn't mean you're nice or not a sort of douchey fuckfaced DWP. BOO. Alright. Once I internalize this my life will be easier. Maybe.

I was worried about Mice Parade because the name teeters on being too cutesy in the shitty "indie hip" way but nope! I get an entertaining image in mind when I hear the words "Mice Parade" anyway.

At breakfast this morning:
Girl 1: Really? She said that? That's so funny. Jenny seems soooo emo, you know?
Girl 2: Yeah?
Girl 1: I mean she's always wearing, like dark clothes. And, like, she doesn't smile that much.
Girl 2: Oh yeah, I know what you mean.
Girl 1: She's just soooo emo. Like, I've NEVER seen her wear pink. Like you know, she's wearing dark colors whenever I see her.

It sounds like I'm making it up, and I wish I were, but I'm totally not. Also, though not in this context, there's this weird phenomenon that happens with stupid people, I guess, where they say "that's so funny" or "how funny" or "it was hilarious" without ever ever ever sounding like they mean it. If it was so funny, why is your voice as dead as your soul? HUH?

Andrew Bird sounds like Rufus Wainwright sometimes and a little tiny bit like the guy from the Format. Neither are particularly good things. But damn, Heretics is a good song.

Lately I do this thing where I get my food all laid out and then ignore it for like an hour. My turkey pastrami has been out for about 20 min now, waiting for me to finish this LJ poast. Be patient, little one!

Oh oh oh SPN JA DEAN SAM! Never ever going to get over it.

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