kerpingtack | in honor of the libel i have bestowed upon his good name (Reply)

Here is a "wtf Onew" spam. (This is pretty much all my Onew media.)

LMAO ONEW WHY (just so you know this gif sets the tone for this post.)

wtf

Onew you fucking weirdo.

This won't upload on tinypic for me and I am grateful. nooooooooooooo why did someone notice this!!!

textsfromshinee is seriously MASTERFULLY well-done, not in the least because it provides some unexpected meta commentary about the state of Onew's soul. (The rest of SHINee too.) But somehow Onew's all fit particularly well with him to me; I guess because he pours alcohol into his body and because he seems like the type to appreciate burritos. (The person who runs it also has a really good eye for design because the font, pictures, and the text placements are always PERFECT.)

LOL this is just well-done.

I don't get tumblr, there is no reason for this to be a gif. But yeah good job Onew, be proactive! Recognize your strengths! Never interact with your bandmates until forced to on camera!! :d Okay none of that now~

His many talents:

(The first one is him peeling an orange in one peel. I couldn't find a gif of the Donald Duck thing and I'm not about to go looking for a video; the line must be drawn somewhere.) His social awkwardness is brought to light here for me when he does these things, because they're so oddball/eye-catching and kind of young, like parlour tricks that impress little kids (lol). idk I just easily imagine him practicing them to show off at school to get some attention and make people laugh. Also the way he stuffs the entire orange in his mouth, wtf.

What's up with this coy twitchy foot hook.

This is a lol angle picture but still I like the idea of Onew being bold, confident, and just a little sleazy with da ladiez (kekeke okay sorry :d). how you doin'

lol what kind of reaction is this to a sleepy child? It's like he's scared of finding the kid cute.

Take a nap you dead-eyed thirty-year-old.

As always omg calm your tits Onew.

Sometimes Onew acts like he's plagued by demons.

I'm pretty new to the whole fandom so this moment was the first time where I was like... REALLY wtfing at Onew. lol literally NO ONE else reacts! Was he still wearing an earpiece? Was the earpiece from hell? What the fuck was he hearing??

THIS WAS PRETTY ODD TOO. LMAO IRL W H A T T H E F U C K CALM DOWN YOU CRAZY BITCH

Seriously, is this normal for Onew?

I literally never know what the fuck he's doing.

lol what's wrong Onew

Thinking about throwing up all over someone's head to properly express his disapproval.

I laugh uncontrollably when I watch this. those last few notes omg

but seriously dear god spare my life onew

D:

Here is soft dubu-like rabbit leader showing his gentle charms to people~

dubu is so tender with maknae ^__^ lol look at him smirk in self-satisfaction at the end. This is one of my favorite sides of Onew ~tbh~

For real, he's so ROUGH with Taemin sometimes. It was a bit jarring to me because by the way stans talked about them, I thought they reproduced via eskimo-kisses on rooftops 24/7. But he doesn't even say anything to get Taemin's attention and ~guide him, he's just grabby, all "hold up you're not going anywhere with that vest" and "NO leave your hand THERE." (this with the flinging Taemin on the bed story makes me feel like he treats Taemin like a ragdoll/plaything. little brother for people who've never had little brothers and have no idea how to treat kids.)

(this doesn't really fit the spam, I just want to add onto the "Onew is bossy with Taemin's young gender-neutral bod" point. Also JJONG WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO CAN I LISTEN TOO!!!! <-- lol the first thing I noticed, complete tunnel vision ;~;)

lol sf gross. He waited until Key looked up and everything too. Poor Key. lol dropping the water bottle and running away.

Onew you dick! Just standing there HAWHAWing!! seriously look at his face, that is the picture of joyous unburdened schadenfreude.

This is an accident but lol at how he managed to just take her completely DOWN in his spastic cartoon beanbag flop.

And okay this is staged but he didn't hold back in his faking or was otherwise pretty convincing; it's still kinda :d to see. I hate how seeing men shove and manhandle women is really normalized in Korea. >:(

Aw okay to cleanse the palete a little~

nawwww onew~ legit adorable.

gaadddddd these kids are all SO FUCKING precious. go back to your hutch Onew, I'll give you lunch!!!

Dancing around in his little orange poncho. ~~GET OUT UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING TO BE THIS DISGUSTINGLY CUTE WITH SHINEE TOO~~

Actually, yeah, some cute moments of yore~!

lol Taemin is so clearly thinking "this is bullshit."

And to be fair, sometimes they do spore baby animals.

aw so bewildered! plus he was such a fine figure of a woman during this time.

Mistake buddies~

lol irl I actually like onkey and have cute gifs but my love for mutual annoyance is too strong to resist. Sometimes I can't blame Key for looking like he wants to choke a bitch; not because I think Onew is lame or unlikable, but because sometimes he just got all up in Key's business even when it was clear that Key wasn't receptive. (I get the impression that Onew's okay with invading Key's space, at least relative to others where he's more outwardly cautious; is that really off the mark? Like that freaking weird Hello Baby groping, and the faux facial gif above lol gross >:[ )

But Key can also just be a bitch lol.

lol WTF (alternate Onew is a weirdo near/with Jonghyun gif)

I'm interpreting this as a look of love for the good of my heart. :( (btw there's this strange inverse relationship happening where there have been a lot of really good jongyu fic posted these days even though (or because??!!) the ship is deader than it has ever been.)

okay on reflection the Onew/SHINee gifs have mostly been Onew standing next to someone, just looking cute instead of crazy/angry/possessed/bizarre. urrrgh I'm lacking in Onew gifs but he's really not that outwardly demonstrative with SHINee. I have gifs of them hugging him or skinshipping it up with him, but like three total where he's making the first move. urghhh WHY. SHINee love Onew :( :( :( (okay those weren't the best proof whatever Onew still needs to get his shit together)

why did I get back on this subject, I'm annoyed again. >:[ fine more cute Onew