kerpingtack | in honor of the libel i have bestowed upon his good name

Here is a "wtf Onew" spam. (This is pretty much all my Onew media.)

LMAO ONEW WHY (just so you know this gif sets the tone for this post.)

wtf

Onew you fucking weirdo.

This won't upload on tinypic for me and I am grateful. nooooooooooooo why did someone notice this!!!

textsfromshinee is seriously MASTERFULLY well-done, not in the least because it provides some unexpected meta commentary about the state of Onew's soul. (The rest of SHINee too.) But somehow Onew's all fit particularly well with him to me; I guess because he pours alcohol into his body and because he seems like the type to appreciate burritos. (The person who runs it also has a really good eye for design because the font, pictures, and the text placements are always PERFECT.)

LOL this is just well-done.

I don't get tumblr, there is no reason for this to be a gif. But yeah good job Onew, be proactive! Recognize your strengths! Never interact with your bandmates until forced to on camera!! :d Okay none of that now~

His many talents:

(The first one is him peeling an orange in one peel. I couldn't find a gif of the Donald Duck thing and I'm not about to go looking for a video; the line must be drawn somewhere.) His social awkwardness is brought to light here for me when he does these things, because they're so oddball/eye-catching and kind of young, like parlour tricks that impress little kids (lol). idk I just easily imagine him practicing them to show off at school to get some attention and make people laugh. Also the way he stuffs the entire orange in his mouth, wtf.

What's up with this coy twitchy foot hook.

This is a lol angle picture but still I like the idea of Onew being bold, confident, and just a little sleazy with da ladiez (kekeke okay sorry :d). how you doin'

lol what kind of reaction is this to a sleepy child? It's like he's scared of finding the kid cute.

Take a nap you dead-eyed thirty-year-old.

As always omg calm your tits Onew.

Sometimes Onew acts like he's plagued by demons.

I'm pretty new to the whole fandom so this moment was the first time where I was like... REALLY wtfing at Onew. lol literally NO ONE else reacts! Was he still wearing an earpiece? Was the earpiece from hell? What the fuck was he hearing??

THIS WAS PRETTY ODD TOO. LMAO IRL W H A T T H E F U C K CALM DOWN YOU CRAZY BITCH

Seriously, is this normal for Onew?

I literally never know what the fuck he's doing.

lol what's wrong Onew

Thinking about throwing up all over someone's head to properly express his disapproval.

I laugh uncontrollably when I watch this. those last few notes omg

but seriously dear god spare my life onew

D:

Here is soft dubu-like rabbit leader showing his gentle charms to people~

dubu is so tender with maknae ^__^ lol look at him smirk in self-satisfaction at the end. This is one of my favorite sides of Onew ~tbh~

For real, he's so ROUGH with Taemin sometimes. It was a bit jarring to me because by the way stans talked about them, I thought they reproduced via eskimo-kisses on rooftops 24/7. But he doesn't even say anything to get Taemin's attention and ~guide him, he's just grabby, all "hold up you're not going anywhere with that vest" and "NO leave your hand THERE." (this with the flinging Taemin on the bed story makes me feel like he treats Taemin like a ragdoll/plaything. little brother for people who've never had little brothers and have no idea how to treat kids.)

(this doesn't really fit the spam, I just want to add onto the "Onew is bossy with Taemin's young gender-neutral bod" point. Also JJONG WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO CAN I LISTEN TOO!!!! <-- lol the first thing I noticed, complete tunnel vision ;~;)

lol sf gross. He waited until Key looked up and everything too. Poor Key. lol dropping the water bottle and running away.

Onew you dick! Just standing there HAWHAWing!! seriously look at his face, that is the picture of joyous unburdened schadenfreude.

This is an accident but lol at how he managed to just take her completely DOWN in his spastic cartoon beanbag flop.

And okay this is staged but he didn't hold back in his faking or was otherwise pretty convincing; it's still kinda :d to see. I hate how seeing men shove and manhandle women is really normalized in Korea. >:(

Aw okay to cleanse the palete a little~

nawwww onew~ legit adorable.

gaadddddd these kids are all SO FUCKING precious. go back to your hutch Onew, I'll give you lunch!!!

Dancing around in his little orange poncho. ~~GET OUT UNLESS YOU'RE WILLING TO BE THIS DISGUSTINGLY CUTE WITH SHINEE TOO~~

Actually, yeah, some cute moments of yore~!

lol Taemin is so clearly thinking "this is bullshit."

And to be fair, sometimes they do spore baby animals.

aw so bewildered! plus he was such a fine figure of a woman during this time.

Mistake buddies~

lol irl I actually like onkey and have cute gifs but my love for mutual annoyance is too strong to resist. Sometimes I can't blame Key for looking like he wants to choke a bitch; not because I think Onew is lame or unlikable, but because sometimes he just got all up in Key's business even when it was clear that Key wasn't receptive. (I get the impression that Onew's okay with invading Key's space, at least relative to others where he's more outwardly cautious; is that really off the mark? Like that freaking weird Hello Baby groping, and the faux facial gif above lol gross >:[ )

But Key can also just be a bitch lol.

lol WTF (alternate Onew is a weirdo near/with Jonghyun gif)

I'm interpreting this as a look of love for the good of my heart. :( (btw there's this strange inverse relationship happening where there have been a lot of really good jongyu fic posted these days even though (or because??!!) the ship is deader than it has ever been.)

okay on reflection the Onew/SHINee gifs have mostly been Onew standing next to someone, just looking cute instead of crazy/angry/possessed/bizarre. urrrgh I'm lacking in Onew gifs but he's really not that outwardly demonstrative with SHINee. I have gifs of them hugging him or skinshipping it up with him, but like three total where he's making the first move. urghhh WHY. SHINee love Onew :( :( :( (okay those weren't the best proof whatever Onew still needs to get his shit together)

why did I get back on this subject, I'm annoyed again. >:[ fine more cute Onew

Fucking adorable.

sigh you can be so qt ;~;

I like this pic a lot; he looks like a sly little bat lol.

He doesn't usually do it for me but he can be really startlingly lovely sometimes.

wow.

I love these pictures.

Gorgeous man in rumpled leisure suit-leopard print tie combo. Well why not.

lol he's such a superhero here. (He's all decent and has fucked up emotional issues and is kind of an asshole like one too!)

This shouldn't have worked, but it did. (This too.)

Seriously with good hair he's really handsome. (Indeedily-do albeit weirdly abrupt. He's not a natural mover at all lol.)

Pensive and lovely.

I hope you're alright!

(I SPENT WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS)

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ksjdh this is the part where I forget everything except Lee Jinki = precious

n'aww so squishable! squishsquish <3

lol i just love him so much :( and yeah that gif goes with this. there have been a lot of really good jongyu fic posted these days i'm gonna need links before i believe that tbh.

lol everyone loves him, I still feel left out! aw god that .gif. I love doting ;~;

I don't have access to my bookmarks at the moment but off the top of my head, I liked Over the Stairs on shinee big bang, Lee Jinki in A New Kind of Tripping on the new kpop fic kink meme (it's the very first prompt/fill on there), The Last High, and especially I Would Walk 500 Miles on kpop olymfics. I really GOT jongyu there, and I am rarely convinced of jongyu in fic lol. also hailingskies' jongyu ficlet which isn't new but I just read it for the first time kinda recently so it's new to me lol.

i think onew is the kind of person that sneaks up on you. one day you just look at some ridic gif and you're like "....oh. ic." and you're in love pm.

ah ok yeah i've read all of those already lol. i liked them all, the sbb was amazing and the olymfic rly just ughhh so perfect. ty!

alright I'll wait for that day~

lol cool! idk they all really stood out to me. maybe I'm just thinking about jongyu a lot lately

lol i feel like you've said that a couple of times already. why are you thinking about them so much

idk I think I just want to figure out a way they would actually work & be happy. (other jjong pairings are acceptable to my over-invested brain.) it pesters my soul that jongyu is awk and doesn't make sense unless it's an AU lol

:I

let me finish this amazing bottle of wine someone gave me and i will idk, sit in a corner with you and tinhat?

lj won't let me comment and i'm a little afraid that this comment has already posted 10 times

oh my god i am uh clinging to furniture as i'm scrolling through

i stopped saving everything after suju fandom because i'm not organized enough to keep a ton of files, so when I came into shinee fandom I decided ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! And I stopped saving every little thing. I only saved HQ photos of pretty poses/clothes I liked, lol. i am thankful for this post, you are totally enabling my completist habit/tangent

seriously laughing so hard at the crotch itch gif why onew

So predictably I LOVE THIS ENTIRE POST. I feel that you really don't have to apologize to this fucking weirdo, he'd just grin at you/me maniacally, insist we call him hyung, run away right afterwards and continue being a weird fucker. There's a few things I haven't seen though! Like that series of UFO replies. Just. What the fuck. And that sonic pitch torture. And yeah, that juliette era shoving Jung Juri away was just... I was like, wow this is supposed to be funny but I Do Not Enjoy Right Now Click Out.

He's SO cute in that gif, and looks like SJK ahahha coincidence I think not.

That texts from last night for shinee is a goldmine. For this one I can't look at Jonghyun because his face is even more hilarious than Onew's, which is just. Jjong's like ".....dude...really...."

I dunno what's with onkey. They both weird separately and they get even weirder when it's just the two of them (and Key doesn't have any other friends to socialize with). Maybe they have a mutual thing where they're like okay with moderately invading each others spaces? The both of them are usually the two that are the most apt to mess around and make bad jokes. They're both the two that are kinda quick-witted? (Something about how Key apparently is very eloquent and refined while speaking Korean and how Onew can make very fast and seemingly random references so quickly. idk talking out of my ass here.) Okay I really don't know.

My laptop sucks at saving gifs but I'll find a way to save all the media in this post omg your commentary is great I love it and you are amazing ♥

and lol i actually saw this a while ago (it loaded somehow lol wtf) but couldn't post.

lol lj is fucking killing me, I've been so homeless on the internet the past few days. it actually worked out bc I had my final & was traveling all day yesterday but still!!

omg I have NEVER been so organized for any fandom. my SHINee pic/gif folder has 11K files in 395 folders lol D: I feel accomplished when I can help people find specific pics/gifs though so if you're looking for something I am happy to search my huge database!!!

lol yay I'm really glad you liked this! And that there were things you haven't seen before lol. I'm generally just on high alert for anything with SHINee members being weird. Also I think I like Onew the way other people like jjong; just like being harsh and making fun of him a lot. idk!

ooh I like your onkey thoughts! I haven't given them proper thought lol, I just feel fond towards what I have seen.

♥ to you too~ ♥♥♥

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