kerpingtack | a creative list of things i hate

1. EVERYTHING
2. SOCIOLOGY
3. BEING ALIVE
4. "RESEARCH METHODS"
5. ARTICLES OVER 2 PGS LONG
6. ROOMMATES
7. YOUR MOM
8. JUST KIDDING, YOUR MOM IS A REALLY CLASSY LADY
9. BEING TIRED
10. COLD KNEES
11. HATEFUL REPUBLICANS -- WAIT THAT'S REDUNDANT (OHHH SNAPPP)
12. EMAILS
13. TUESDAYS, 2 PM
14. FLIES
15. WALKING TO CAMPUS
16. CAMPUS
17. WALKING
18. ONLY 1.5 HRS OF SLEEP
19. MISSING JON AND KATE PLUS 8
20. EVERYTHING

edit: I HATE THIS ASSIGNMENT LIKE I HATE ALL ASSIGNMENTS

I HAVEN'T DONE LIKE ANYTHING AND IT'S 3:30 I HATE MYSELF BUT I HATE THIS ASSIGNMENT MORE

edit: I AM SO TIRED NO JOKE OMFG

edit: ALSO COMPLETELY UNMOTIVATED

edit: I HAVE DECIDED THAT VESTS ARE INHERENTLY FUNNY. LOL VESTS. AND I HAVE COME AROUND ON MAN CARDIGANS, IT CAN SOMETIMES BE ENDEARING IF THE MAN IN QUESTION HAS A SMUSHED UP GEOMETRIC HEAD AND GOOD HAIR AND WEIRD LADY CALVES AND HUGE SPECTACLES (I'M NOT BASING THIS OPINION OFF OF ANYONE IN PARTICULAR IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE THINKING THEORETICAL INTERNET AUDIENCE)

edit: LOL I'M NOT EVEN TRYING ANYMORE! WHO'S SURPRISED? I AM NOT SURPRISED AT ALL
OKAY THE THING TO DO NOW IS JUST CONTROL MY DOWNWARD SPIRAL
I WILL KILL MYSELF BEFORE LETTING THIS BECOME SPRING QUARTER PART III

FOR THE RECORD I HATE BUYING ANYTHING ON CAMPUS BECAUSE IT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY. I TOTALLY GOT DATE RAPED BY THE VENDING MACHINE TODAY. WHY THE FUCK WOULD A BOTTLE OF SODA BE THAT EXPENSIVE?? UGH THIS DAY IS A DICKPAN OF DELIGHTS LET ME TELL YOU

edit: ACTUALLY I CHANGED MY MIND; I WILL PAY ANYONE ONE MILLION CASH DOLLARS TO COME OVER AND KILL ME IN THE FACE WITH A SHOVEL

I AM SUCH A MONUMENTAL FUCK-UP AND IF YOU TRY TO DISPUTE ME, BRING IT BITCH. I SWEAR IF WE WROTE UP A LIST MY FUCK-UPS WOULD MATCH EVERYONE ELSE'S STEP FOR STEP AND THEN SOME