will nature make a man of me yet

[kerpingtack]

Normally I wouldn't capitalize all the words because you aren't supposed to do that in Fronch but the band is not really French, so ~I just capitalize the way I feel~

I've been sick for a couple of days now even though I was asleep more than I was awake for the same couple of days. The cumulative effect is that I feel like I've been asleep longer than I've been alive. I'm just so tired. I haven't eaten anything all day and yesterday I basically had a waffle and a few strawberries, ende.

I think my flash drive is broken. I am so dead inside right now. I had ALL my pictures on there. ALL OF THEM. You guys don't understand, I save EVERYTHING. There was a fucking CATACOMB of folders in that drive. I'M SO DEAD INSIDE. I have most everything backed up from April 2009, but that's almost a year ago. I KNEW I SHOULD'VE BEEN MORE PARANOID

MELANCHOLY

I'm lonely from all the things I don't understand, experience, appreciate, etc. From the time I was in the throes of pre-adolescent fuckery, I wanted to be a thousand different things at once so I ended up being nothing. Depression = paralyzed with hope (tm Maria Bamford).

Plus, I'm super crazy. I've been going to my mom's office to "help" with work (actually I'm useless) and my mom told me the other day that her boss said I was pretty (not in a creepy way). I was flattered for a second before I thought MAYBE SHE MADE THAT UP TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT BEING UGLY. These days I even know I'm not ugly most of the time, so where did that thought come from? Unending paranoia I suppose.

om nom nom new fandom om nom nom Sherlock Holmes om nom nom Jude Law

Half the time he looks like a fucking serial killer and the other half he just looks like an asshole. Nevertheless he is honestly very good at being very beautiful. *____*

Let's get this out of the way: this fucker is AMAZING in the face. 

sigh~h

His features are so fine, sometimes they border on otherwordly. gd it

Look at this haughty bastard. He hates your outfit and won't even bother to give you shit about it. But he probably will sleep with every attractive person you have ever known, just because.

Yeah, it's kind of like that.

PENGUINS!

Say what you will about this slutty man-ho; that fucker knows how to wear clothes. The fit is PERFECT.

And I don't know what it is but he looks amaaaaaaaaaaaaazing in papa (papa -- papa)razzi shots.

Like this. dear god in heaven

You coy motherfucker.

LOL I live for photos like this. LIVE.

Uhh I have no caption. I LIKE YOUR BOOTS JLAW

I looove this body type. Lean lean lean.

THIS PICTURE IS ATTRACTIVE AS FUCK

"Yes, your body will go nicely in the unused second floor cupboard."

I love those coats, v warm.

Some serious James Bond shit here, including the part where he'd be a dick to you and end up getting you killed or something.

Even so, mmmmmmmmmmmm yeaaaah that's all I've got.

He actually looks at his nails when he's bored IN REAL LIFE! I find this delightful and stupid and hot. Ahahaha wut.

It's a credit to everyone in this picture that Jude Law is the least asshole looking person. LOL just kidding. (Not really.) I love his hair here and the side-smile (like side-boob, except attractive!) and his rumpled suit. sighhh

SON I AM DISAPPOINT

jaw porn *________*

NECK PORNNNNNN. Even the copious amounts of gay cannot distract from the perfect porn orgy of his jaw/throat/neck/shoulder.


gaaaaahhhhhhhhmggggggggggggggggg.

He looks so fabulously 50s iconic here that it borders on parody, like it's an advertisement for a brainwashing clinic.

Look at this smug polka-dotted bastard. Gruuugahhhhhhh. (btw I find his ears extraordinarily cute. I never find ears cute! also, despite the cheating and the knocking girls up and general skeeviness, I like him a lot. He gets a lot of shit, some of which is deserved, but some of which is just because he's honestly talented and pretty intelligent and hard to pin down. I think, anyway. I don't know why I chose this picture to talk all over. BACK TO CAPS)

gahhhhh clothes porn.

suuuuit. I saw Alfie in theaters and didn't quite know what to make of it. I should rewatch. Same with Closer, though I'll probably still be annoyed by that one. suuuiiiit.

That mustache should be lulz forever, BUT IT'S NOT. *_______* ILU WATSON-IN-BOARD-SHORTS-ON-YOUR-DAY-OFF.

sighhhhhhhhhhh neck/jaw foreverrrrrrrrrrrrr

Whenever I see any picture remotely related to carpent...ry (carpenteering?), I name it RAISE HIGH THE ROOFBEAM. Also Jude Law is good-looking.

I love guys in slim fit clothing.

When he was younger he did the cruelly beautiful, fabulously haughty thing very very well.

I LIKE THIS CRUELLY MUSTACHED, FABULOUSLY WAISTCOATED THING TOO THOUGH. ILU WATSON

Very possibly my favorite picture. He's honestly really beautiful.

Look at how clean the lines of his face are. LOOK AT IT. omg

why is he so... It's like a fucking statue, a fucking ideal.

jesus what the fuck am I supposed to do with that

shit yeah

Well-dressed hobo will murder you.

Just kidding! He just wants to smoke pot and go to Taco Bell. (lol wut)

MOAR SMILING! His smiles don't often look genuine (he's pretty guarded in general), so this is nice. :) :) :) christ I'm such a girl.

LOLLOLOL I love his pissed off faces. BE DISGRUNTLED ALWAYS JUDE LAW

oh god, so much yes in the universe and beyond.

He was damn (s)excellent in Talented Mr. Ripley. I really like that movie btw, there's always so much to see and think about.

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh. I love the look on his face. He's got snow in his fucking hair, okay, what do you want from me.

GQ motherfucker for real. His legs are so long here they looked photoshopped. FUCK YOU JUDE LAW

I think they were going for "nice guy fishing with dog" but it comes off as "SERIAL KILLER DUMPING BODY... WITH DOG."

This is a pretty person being very beautiful.

Yeah I kind of like this look.

DEAR FUCKING GOD. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING FACE. OMFG FRECKLES. DYIIIIINNNNNNG

LOL wat is this, like gay dandy Peter Pan? idk

<3_________<3 He looks so cranky and unshowered here.

sigh. SIGH

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE IN BEAUTIFUL PLACES. That's all I've got.

He is literally the popular conception of what an angel should look like.

For example, this is EXACTLY what the angel Gabriel would look like if he was hosting TRL.

HEY REMEMBER COLD MOUNTAIN? ME NEITHER. HE LOOKS GOOD HERE

HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR

I swear, there should be a terrible wonderful ~fanvid~ about JLaw to the Smiths' This Charming Man. He wants to go out tonight! But he doesn't have a stitch to wear! It's gruesome, that someone, so handsome, should care! I only thought of this because sometimes this bastard's charm is face-punchingly overwhelming. FAAAAACE


In closing,

GODDAMN

Comments

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LOL, SERIAL KILLER. AND TO BOOT, HE IS A SERIAL KILLER WHO DRESSES WELL.

I AM TOTALLY DIGGING THE WATSON 'STACHE.

THIS POST IS GLORIOUS.

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AHAHAH HE TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE HE'LL EAT YOUR LIVER WITH A NICE CHIANTI ETC IN SOME PICTURES, I DIDN'T EVEN SAVE THEM, I DON'T NEED THAT NOISE ALL UP IN MY GRILL

AND THOUGH NOTHING WILL EVER MAKE ME EMBRACE A 'STACHE IN A NON-LULZY WAY, THAT MUSTACHE DOES THINGS FOR JUDE LAW I'M NOT READY TO UNDERSTAND *____*

LOLLO 15 YR OLD ME IS LIKE 'SERIOUSLY? IS THIS STILL HAPPENING? YOU'RE STILL REWATCHING THE TALENTED MR RIPLEY SPECIAL FEATURES TO HEAR PEOPLE SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT JUDE LAW?' AND I'M LIKE 'SHHHH ANTHONY MINGELLA IS CALLING HIM A SUN GOD *__________*'

THX FOR COMMENTING FROND!!

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I actually cannot say how much I love this post.

The things you have shown me here today... He is too much for my eyes.

It's weird, The Talented Mr Ripley, Closer, Cold Mountain - I saw all of these films, I think at least twice each, and yet I don't really have much of a memory of him, he doesn't stay in my brain, or maybe it's just something about the films? Possibly my dislike of his female co-stars in those films? (I feel like I should like Portman, but she's, er, unconvincing in some way?) I did definitely love him as Watson though.

Incidentally, this should be your job. Or one of your jobs. You have a gift, child! *handing you magical pendant* Go forth and seek your fortune! Yeah, seriously though, someone should pay you to do this. It's like I'm not fully seeing the image until I've read your caption. You manage to say perfectly what it is happening (or would be hilarious to imagine is happening) in a picture. There's a job description that fits that somewhere out there right?

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There IS something slippery and unmemorable about him! Which I think actually says something good about his qualities as a 'character actor', whatever that means, but not for him as a leading man. I don't really know what it is. He doesn't have a big presence or a distinct kind of energy or something, idk. But it's very rewarding to watch for his performances. Actually one of my favorite roles is his two minute cameo in the Aviator as Errol Flynn. Pretty inconsequential role but he is completely fabulous in it and I LOVE HIM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bas1qSOWU8w

Natalie Portman is so irritating. I liked her in Closer (I think, I don't remember much of that movie except for my feelings of 'D: why is everyone so unlikeable?!?') but she's really really terrible most of the time.

*seizes pendant* I WOULD LOVE IF THERE WAS A JOB FOR MAKING PICSPAMS. *___* Ahah, thanks for liking my captions, I never know when ENOUGH IS ENOUGH so I just caption every single picture in hopes that it's not too irritating.

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Ahaha! He does moustaches so so well! I love how he steals the chair. I think you're right about the presence thing, he's so sleek and fine, he does make an impression but you almost don't know it's happening while it's happening.
I've don't think I've seen The Aviator right the way through, Leo looks and sounds great in it too - I'll be adding that to my films to see again.

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LOL YES, I love how he just TAKES the chair. And the peas! I don't know anyone who does sunny arrogance better.

he's so sleek and fine, he does make an impression but you almost don't know it's happening while it's happening.
oh that is a PERFECT way of describing it! SLEEK AND FINE! I think also it's hard to get a solid memory of him because he tends to play characters who fascinate but don't endear, if that makes sense? They're always interesting and/or charismatic and he plays them skillfully, but he's not afraid to be ugly or unlikeable for it... it's hard to pin him down. (eheheheh *insert pervy thought here*) He's such an artwork, such a (creeper ;___;) sun god that you don't really CONNECT with him. I mean he so often plays an Ideal of some sort, unsettling or otherwise (Gattaca, Talented Mr Ripley, A.I., Sky Captain, Enemy at the Gates, etc)... I don't know where I'm going with this. JUDE LAW: REFINED AND AMBIGUOUS!!

(omg I am so embarrassed at how much I enjoy talking about Jude Law these days. I watched Gattaca and Sky Captain, I'm rewatching Cold Mountain, I rented Enemy at the Gates, I'm flipping out at the stalkerazzi pics... fifteen-year-old!me is bursting with pride.)

I should rewatch the Aviator too! It was too long and I just could not get over the 99 bottles of pee on the wall, but otherwise I remember liking it alright. I loved the colors.