good questions to ask yourself

Q: Why is James Franco apparently taking a class on Vikings at UCLA?
 A: Probably the same reason I saw a girl wearing track pants, Uggs, and a neon green canvas bag the size of her entire upper body this morning.

Q: Would it be creepy if I tried to track down this Viking class and attend it?
A: Yes.

Q: Do I still kind of want to do it?
A: Yes.

Q: Am I a stalker in the making?
A: Yes.

Q: Should I have woken up when my alarm went off this morning instead of waking up, checking the time, falling back asleep, and merely DREAMING that I woke up?
A: NO!

Q: Am I enjoying not studying for my vocabulary test?  
A: I would say so.

Q: Am I bad at planning my days, since I'm about to be on campus till 10 PM?
A: Ye~es.

Q: Was I more unironically entertained by the Quick and the Dead than I should have been?
A: NO. YES. I DON'T KNOW.

Q: Why are Westerns so full of homosexxin' undertones?
A:  Because men really appreciate ~true manliness~, and scriptwriters are hilarious.

Q: You burn down the storage unit?
A: Almost definitely!