The Departed is like a smart, good-looking, amazing boyfriend you meet when your life is at a low point. He smells awesome, he's great to talk to, he's everything you never knew you wanted, and the more time you spend with him, the more and more perfect he gets. It's all going great and you're two seconds away from having a fleet of his babies, when one day he sets fire to your house and burns the whole thing down to the *ground*. And when you stand in front of him yelling WHAT THE FUCK, he just says "I gotta be who I gotta be", punches you in the face, and walks away. Also, he has peed in all your shoes.
That's what watching the movie The Departed is like to me.
That's what watching the movie The Departed is like to me.