May. 14th, 2008

kerpingtack: corgis on the beach where the corgis are free (call it freedom in an old age)
I WOULD RATHER DO THE FOLLOWING THINGS THAN DO MY PAPER
1. DIE
2. YOUR MOM
3. JUST KIDDING, YOUR MOM IS A REALLY CLASSY LADY
4. FAIL THE CLASS. OH YES!!!!! I WOULD RATHER FAIL THIS FUCKING CLASS THAN TRY TO EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT THIS PAPER FOR ONE MORE SECOND
5. GET KIDNAPPED BY A GUY WITH A HORRIFYING CHEST TATTOO
6. TALK TO MARINE D:
7. SPEND A FULL DAY AT WORK
8. GO BACK IN TIME AND DO SOME OTHER PAPER, DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ONE, THEY WERE ALL SHITTY EXPERIENCES. WAIT AS LONG AS IT'S NOT THE ONE FOR MY SEMINAR CLASS
9. MAKE A SPEECH / GIVE A PRESENTATION
10. EAT CHOCOLATE. IT IS TRUE, I WOULD MUCH RATHER TURN INTO A CHOCOLATE BAR AND CANNABALIZE MYSELF THAN LIVE WITH THIS FUCKING CURSE ON MY IMMORTAL SOUL

THE WORST ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD
"JUST PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE"
"ASK GOD" (GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DEADBEAT, FOR REAL)
"BETTER LATE THAN NEVER"
"JOIN CLUBS AND START TALKING TO PEOPLE"
"DON'T WORRY" (WHAT????????? THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE AT ALL)
"HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF"
"WHEN YOU CAN'T HOLD ON, OH WHEN YOU CAN'T HOLD ON... HOLD ON" (LOLOL BFLOW, WHAT A DOUCHE)

THE BEST ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD
"FUCK IT, WHATEVER"
"DON'T TRY TO SEE YOURSELF THE WAY THAT OTHERS DO, IT'S NO USE" (ADVICE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW LOL!)
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER GOTTEN GOOD ADVICE D:
"RAPE HIM"

TELL ME YOUR BEST/WORST ADVICE PEOPLE THIS LIST TOOK ME TOO LONG TO ASSEMBLE, I KNOW I HAVE GOTTEN WAY SHITTIER ADVICE THAN THAT

Profile

kerpingtack: corgis on the beach where the corgis are free (Default)
counting at war

December 2024

S M T W T F S
1234567
891011121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
29 30 31    

Page Summary

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Aug. 10th, 2025 03:44 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios