my toe smells like desitin-y

Alyssa: *reading David & Bathsheba wiki* Wait, listen to this: "The king, while walking on the roof of his house, saw Bathsheba, who was the wife of Uriah the Hittite, taking a bath. He immediately desired her." Is that why her name is Bathsheba?
Alyssa: What if she was eating carrots when he saw her? "Oh my beautiful Carrotsheba."
Me: *DIES*

I'm eating potatoes!

We rewatched les Incroyables today and ohhh mannnn it reminded me of how freaking cool it would be to work at Pixar. Pixar is truly professionally amazing.

Jenna Fischer is so fucking cute. Like every once in a while when I want to feel uplifted and sunny I search for "jenna fischer interview" on youtube and watch the whole talk show circuit thing. If I was a late night host, I would be hella excited whenever JFisch was scheduled, because she is SO FUCKING CUTE and sweet and genuine and aughhhh I love her. And her hair is really pretty!111 I am an intellectual. She is, no contest, my favorite Office cast member.

I keep having gymnastics-related dreams. I took a nap today and had my fourth one. Olympics, eating my brain. I guess it was balanced out by the mobster/TDK portion of the dream. Very violent. Wrrrrrrrrry, brain, wrrrry??

I thought my ~*disco*~ obsession was fading. Actually the DISCO thing might be on the decline but I don't think I'll ever be over bden. I dl'd a song that had (feat. Brendon Urie) tacked onto the end of it. I listened to it straight through twice, and uhhh to bden's part and ONLY bden's part about... seven times. I KNOW WHAT I LIKE. Plus he continues to wear glasses and be photographed while doing so. I can't. I mean. GLASSES.

So pretty much every time I think "well I'm cooling off the disco!" I flip my shit over something bden-related and am reminded that I am still ~over the moon~ about le discotheque. Private post made 25 July 2008 @ 12:39 am:

I thought, my disco thing is dying off, I'm not sooooo in love with them anymore. In fact I think my love is getting to be sane and manageable.

But I only thought that because I could not have predicted the THRILL OF PURE JOY that would shoot!!! through me when I saw BDEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN in the last like 10 seconds of the "Tour Life with Greta" video on the Honda Civic Tour video site. My heartrate spiked to the top like those bar things on winamp when you play a loud song. What. ANYWAY I MIGHT HAVE WATCHED THOSE TEN SECONDS LIKE UMMMM FOUR TIMES IN A ROW. BUT YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING. OMFGGG BDENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN YOU!!! IT'S YOU!! THIS WHOLE THING!!!!!!

IT'S SO TRUE. IT IS HIM!!! EVERYTHING!! IT'S HIM!!!

Dude you can TOTALLY see straight down my dress in those pictures tagged of me on facebook, from the wedding. Great! I sware I didn't know how urrrm revealing that dress was. Like I knew it was too big on me but I didn't think I would FLASH everyone. Learn something new everyday. *headdesk*

Speaking of flashing, relivingstars, send meee those gd pixx. Not the satellite photos of the moon, the other ones.

urgent update

I get an urge fierce and overwhelming to punch music reviewers in the balls when they put down bden's voice or when they go out of their way to insult the disco. You know, the "I never thought I'd say this about any act affiliated with Panic at the Disco, but..." schtick. Yes, we get it, you have IMPECCABLE, IMMACULATE, hipster good taste, bravo. When you're done sucking your own dick, stand still for a second so I can slap you across the face with a dining table. I don't get how this is relevant to, oh, THE BAND YOU ARE REVIEWING. Props for talking about a band by... degrading another band. I know I do this a lot too but I'm trying to stop because backhanded compliments are shitty and annoying and ineffective at doing anything except pointing out what an insufferable bitch you are. Like isn't it better just to talk about a band on their own terms? Unless a specific comparison is inevitable, but just being label-mates doesn't cut it for me. As for the bden thing, I know I am a crazy stalker, but I swear to god and country that most reviewers say disparaging things about him just because it's Panic at the Disco, and god forbid they fail to emphasize how EMO his voice is. And I guess by emo they mean nasal and whiny, but a) why don't they SAY nasal and whiny instead of falling back on vague undefined lazy terms, and b) I seriously objectively don't think that bden's voice is nasal or whiny?? Maybe from the first CD, but lately his voice has been really smooth. You can give him technical proficiency, at the least. They write bden off so quickly all the time. >:(( Signed, Too Invested in the Disco.

(Somewhat relatedly, I am also super sick of people describing bands by combining other bands. "They sound like the bastard lovechild of Usher and Black Sabbath, if said bastard lovechild had eloped wtih a Arcade Fire/Toby Keith hermaphrodite and had a drunken orgy with the Jonas Brothers on a riverboat!!" WOW GREAT I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE NOW.)

But, to be fair, music reviewers are almost uniformly smug douchebags so even if it was a completely disco-free article, there is a 99.999% chance that I would want to knee them in the face for something.