YOU GUYS

 I SHOULD TEACH A CLASS ON SELF-SABOTAGE

I AM AN EXPERT
(OR SEXPERT AMIRITE)
(NO)
 

WELL I WOKE UP EARLIER THAN I HAD TO TODAY BECAUSE OF THE COUSELLOR THING AND I WAS SORT OF TIRED ALL DAY (LOL WHEN AM I NOT TIRED) SO I WAS LIKE I'LL TAKE A NAP SOON BUT THEN IT GOT TOO LATE TO TAKE A NAP SO I WAS LIKE I'LL SLEEP EARLY BUT THEN IT GOT ALL 3:38 AM

COUSELLORS OPEN --> 8:30
I NEED TO GET UP --> 7:45
I WILL GET --> :( HRS OF SLEEP

LIKE OKAY THIS IS NOT A BIG DEAL ON ITS OWN BUT IT IS CLEARLY INDICATIVE OF HOW THE REST OF THE YEAR IS GOING TO GO (I SAY THIS AS IF I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT, WHICH FYI I DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM A PAWN IN THE GAME OF LIFE THAT GOD PLAYS WITH HIS GIANT PEEN LOL WHAT WHO SAID THAT) AND I HAVE NEITHER HOAP NOR SOAP

AND I JUST DOWNLOADED A FUCKLOAD OF STUFF HOLY CATS, LIKE AT LEAST 400 MB AND AUUUGHHH I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO PURGE, MY MUSIC COLLECTION IS SERIOUSLY OFF THE RAILS I NEED IT TO DEVELOP AN TERRIBLE AND SCARRING EATING DISORDER

AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE SONG I REALLY REALLY WANTED (DISNEY'S A COWBOY NEEDS A HORSE BTW)

OMG I'M DROWWWWNING