hither and yon

I WOULD RATHER DO THE FOLLOWING THINGS THAN DO MY PAPER
1. DIE
2. YOUR MOM
3. JUST KIDDING, YOUR MOM IS A REALLY CLASSY LADY
4. FAIL THE CLASS. OH YES!!!!! I WOULD RATHER FAIL THIS FUCKING CLASS THAN TRY TO EVEN FUCKING THINK ABOUT THIS PAPER FOR ONE MORE SECOND
5. GET KIDNAPPED BY A GUY WITH A HORRIFYING CHEST TATTOO
6. TALK TO MARINE D:
7. SPEND A FULL DAY AT WORK
8. GO BACK IN TIME AND DO SOME OTHER PAPER, DOESN'T MATTER WHICH ONE, THEY WERE ALL SHITTY EXPERIENCES. WAIT AS LONG AS IT'S NOT THE ONE FOR MY SEMINAR CLASS
9. MAKE A SPEECH / GIVE A PRESENTATION
10. EAT CHOCOLATE. IT IS TRUE, I WOULD MUCH RATHER TURN INTO A CHOCOLATE BAR AND CANNABALIZE MYSELF THAN LIVE WITH THIS FUCKING CURSE ON MY IMMORTAL SOUL

THE WORST ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD
"JUST PUT YOURSELF OUT THERE"
"ASK GOD" (GOD, YOU ARE SUCH A DEADBEAT, FOR REAL)
"BETTER LATE THAN NEVER"
"JOIN CLUBS AND START TALKING TO PEOPLE"
"DON'T WORRY" (WHAT????????? THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE AT ALL)
"HAVE MORE CONFIDENCE IN YOURSELF"
"WHEN YOU CAN'T HOLD ON, OH WHEN YOU CAN'T HOLD ON... HOLD ON" (LOLOL BFLOW, WHAT A DOUCHE)

THE BEST ADVICE I HAVE EVER HEARD
"FUCK IT, WHATEVER"
"DON'T TRY TO SEE YOURSELF THE WAY THAT OTHERS DO, IT'S NO USE" (ADVICE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FOLLOW LOL!)
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER GOTTEN GOOD ADVICE D:
"RAPE HIM"

TELL ME YOUR BEST/WORST ADVICE PEOPLE THIS LIST TOOK ME TOO LONG TO ASSEMBLE, I KNOW I HAVE GOTTEN WAY SHITTIER ADVICE THAN THAT

Leo Di'o ate my brains. In the past few days I've re-watched Catch Me If You Can, The Aviator, and Blood Diamond. (Hey, A-B-C!) I watched the Aviator and Blood Diamond at the same time (alternating as I waited for the parts to load) so it got a bit disorienting. Although not disorienting enough to make me watch one straight through and then move on to the other one like a normal person. I have a really unfulfilling approach to watching movies, in that I just consume them. The flow is broken? The emotional content is watered down because I'm playing Destruct-o-Match at the same time? Whatever, as long as I finish it. I'm so brainless, I swear to god.

I began Gangs of New York but I didn't go past the first hour. Better than the first time I tried to watch it; I didn't go past the first five minutes. My reasoning started and ended with: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT KID. FUCK THIS, I'M NOT WATCHING.

Um yeah, anyway, I VERY MUCH ENJOY LEONARDO DICAPRIO. I'M GOING TO CONTINUE WATCHING ALL HIS OLD MOVIES.

I really should try to grow a brain and start, like... thinking while I read and watch stuff. I just always walk away either liking it or disliking it, nothing else in my mind. I can't ever answer questions on what the book or movie or TV show was about. UMM I DON'T KNOW. What do you mean, you don't know? You said it's one of your favorites. YEAH UMM I DON'T KNOW. I LIKE IT. I can't even explain why I like it, whatever 'it' may be. You'd think that I'd get seasick from all this time spent on the failboat, but I must've adapted to it.