well hell's bells

I'm locked out of my room until further notice. I can't even study for my ~quiz~ tomorrow because I need my ID to check out the book, and my ID is in my wallet. D:

Ohhh my god I want neapolitan ice cream. Even if the strawberry part tastes weird and shitty. I'm so hungry in general; I ate at 9 in the morning (I GOT UP SO EARLY AND I STILL LEFT MY WALLET AT THE APT, UNEXCUSABLE) and it's almost 5 now. That is an 8 hour difference. D:

I am going to reflect fondly on what I ate this morning: two frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts, two sunny side up eggs with a crapload of salt and pepper, kimchi, and a slice of "hickory smoked turkey" lunch "meat." LOL oh god "meat", that's so gross. But the quotation marks are sadly necessary.

I'M SO HUNGRY ALL THE TIME.

Roomie pleeeeeeeeeeeeease email/text/phone back, I am sorry for all the times I wish you would've been eaten by a sea monster. I meant it then but I totally don't mean it now.

My birthday plans revolve around food. I normally wouldn't talk about my birthday at all, except this year I am making it not suck by having it revolve around FOOD and I want to talk about food. For breakfast I will have two grilled pb&js with soy malk and cheese and it will be gr8. Wednesday night I'm going to buy some take-out Chili's, so that I can take the leftovers for Lunch (I'll reheat them on campus). OH you know what? I'm going to move my Thursday work hours to Tuesday so I can be done at 3:15. I'm going to have In n Out for dinner. And I am going to eat six red bean buns. SIX. And I will buy candy whenever I feel like througout the day. Maybe on Friday I'll order pizza. Or maybe I'll buy Sbarro's for lunch! And take home Panda Express! I'm so excited!!

Okay at the moment I still want the ice cream, but before it I want tri-tip and tater tots and warm bread and potato salad. With Minute Maid fruit punch. And I want a warm fudge brownie with almonds before/with the ice cream. Ughh I wish I could made food appear just by thinking about it. Or by clapping. PING~ This is just seriously what I do all day!!

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bb baldwin is intrigued by my idea

counttheplanes   (1:37:06 AM): ohhhh my goddddddddddddddddddd i wish i was a cat so badly
counttheplanes   (1:37:10 AM): a cat wearing pajamas
relivingstars   (1:37:23 AM): omg that'd be so badass
counttheplanes   (1:37:29 AM): stacked in the middle of a room with twelve other cats
counttheplanes   (1:37:35 AM): at night we would unstack and fight crime
counttheplanes   (1:37:40 AM): IN PAJAMAS
counttheplanes   (1:37:46 AM): and no one would believe it!
counttheplanes   (1:37:50 AM): but oh it'd be true
counttheplanes   (1:38:21 AM): we'd stack up on each other and wear a trenchcoat with a hat and sunglasses
counttheplanes   (1:38:35 AM): and a cat holding a gun in each sleeve
counttheplanes   (1:38:58 AM): with like a voice distorter
counttheplanes   (1:39:14 AM): "freeze slimeball! this is the last of your... nine lives"
counttheplanes   (1:39:28 AM): oh my god this scenario has gone much longer than it should have
counttheplanes   (1:39:45 AM): i'm obsessed with the image of cats stacked on top of each other
counttheplanes   (1:39:48 AM): PILES OF CATS
counttheplanes   (1:39:51 AM): STACKS OF CATS
counttheplanes   (1:40:01 AM): sitting in the middle of the room like pancakes
counttheplanes   (1:40:14 AM): it'd be mysterious as hale!
relivingstars   (1:40:47 AM): OMGGGGGGGGGG
counttheplanes   (1:40:50 AM): you'd walk in and be like wtf cats in a stack but then they'd unstack and leap out the window!!
relivingstars   (1:40:53 AM): OH MY FUCKING GOD
relivingstars   (1:40:58 AM): LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
relivingstars   (1:41:13 AM): OKAY, OMG. MY LIFE IS BETTER BECAUSE OF THIS IMAGE, NO LIE.