well hell's bells
Nov. 3rd, 2008 04:39 pmI'm locked out of my room until further notice. I can't even study for my ~quiz~ tomorrow because I need my ID to check out the book, and my ID is in my wallet. D:
Ohhh my god I want neapolitan ice cream. Even if the strawberry part tastes weird and shitty. I'm so hungry in general; I ate at 9 in the morning (I GOT UP SO EARLY AND I STILL LEFT MY WALLET AT THE APT, UNEXCUSABLE) and it's almost 5 now. That is an 8 hour difference. D:
I am going to reflect fondly on what I ate this morning: two frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts, two sunny side up eggs with a crapload of salt and pepper, kimchi, and a slice of "hickory smoked turkey" lunch "meat." LOL oh god "meat", that's so gross. But the quotation marks are sadly necessary.
I'M SO HUNGRY ALL THE TIME.
Roomie pleeeeeeeeeeeeease email/text/phone back, I am sorry for all the times I wish you would've been eaten by a sea monster. I meant it then but I totally don't mean it now.
My birthday plans revolve around food. I normally wouldn't talk about my birthday at all, except this year I am making it not suck by having it revolve around FOOD and I want to talk about food. For breakfast I will have two grilled pb&js with soy malk and cheese and it will be gr8. Wednesday night I'm going to buy some take-out Chili's, so that I can take the leftovers for Lunch (I'll reheat them on campus). OH you know what? I'm going to move my Thursday work hours to Tuesday so I can be done at 3:15. I'm going to have In n Out for dinner. And I am going to eat six red bean buns. SIX. And I will buy candy whenever I feel like througout the day. Maybe on Friday I'll order pizza. Or maybe I'll buy Sbarro's for lunch! And take home Panda Express! I'm so excited!!
Okay at the moment I still want the ice cream, but before it I want tri-tip and tater tots and warm bread and potato salad. With Minute Maid fruit punch. And I want a warm fudge brownie with almonds before/with the ice cream. Ughh I wish I could made food appear just by thinking about it. Or by clapping. PING~ This is just seriously what I do all day!!
Ohhh my god I want neapolitan ice cream. Even if the strawberry part tastes weird and shitty. I'm so hungry in general; I ate at 9 in the morning (I GOT UP SO EARLY AND I STILL LEFT MY WALLET AT THE APT, UNEXCUSABLE) and it's almost 5 now. That is an 8 hour difference. D:
I am going to reflect fondly on what I ate this morning: two frosted strawberry Pop-Tarts, two sunny side up eggs with a crapload of salt and pepper, kimchi, and a slice of "hickory smoked turkey" lunch "meat." LOL oh god "meat", that's so gross. But the quotation marks are sadly necessary.
I'M SO HUNGRY ALL THE TIME.
Roomie pleeeeeeeeeeeeease email/text/phone back, I am sorry for all the times I wish you would've been eaten by a sea monster. I meant it then but I totally don't mean it now.
My birthday plans revolve around food. I normally wouldn't talk about my birthday at all, except this year I am making it not suck by having it revolve around FOOD and I want to talk about food. For breakfast I will have two grilled pb&js with soy malk and cheese and it will be gr8. Wednesday night I'm going to buy some take-out Chili's, so that I can take the leftovers for Lunch (I'll reheat them on campus). OH you know what? I'm going to move my Thursday work hours to Tuesday so I can be done at 3:15. I'm going to have In n Out for dinner. And I am going to eat six red bean buns. SIX. And I will buy candy whenever I feel like througout the day. Maybe on Friday I'll order pizza. Or maybe I'll buy Sbarro's for lunch! And take home Panda Express! I'm so excited!!
Okay at the moment I still want the ice cream, but before it I want tri-tip and tater tots and warm bread and potato salad. With Minute Maid fruit punch. And I want a warm fudge brownie with almonds before/with the ice cream. Ughh I wish I could made food appear just by thinking about it. Or by clapping. PING~ This is just seriously what I do all day!!
myoclonic twitch bonanza
Oct. 16th, 2008 11:08 amAhahh I like the way today's LJ Writer's Block question was written:
Oscar Wilde, a dandy’s dandy, once said that “we live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.” What unnecessary possession can you not live without?
A dandy's dandy! That is both straight-up and downright delightful. An unnecessary possession I cannot live without is a necessary possession, my dear frond. *obtuse*
I'm so tired. I'm tired of my dreams too, they're all so weird and long and exhausting or they just make me sad. Do not want, subconscious, please leave me alone.
I think the perfect song for the disco (by disco I mean bden in any capacity) to cover is BEN FOLDS FIVE'S PHILOSOPHY. Hell to the fuck yes. Oh my god, it would be so perfect the universe would have to do something quite full of dread to balance it out, like destroy a fambly of rainbows, or continue to be the way it normally is. The piano! The crazy breakdown near the end! "Go ahead, you can laugh all you want -- but I got my philosophy~" Oh man.
In an effort to stop spamming the holy cats out of you guys (your holy cats are very important to keep) I'm truncatingthree four five posts into one. Pls be impressed by my use of the word "trunc8."
now we come to drag days
I'm watching the Saturday Night Live special thing? I'm not sure what it is, it just came on after the office and hay whatever. So far it's not that bad! Either SNL is improving suddenly or I'm getting used to it. The Weekend Update is pretty fun. They're all stumbling over words and whatever, you can tell that they're feeling punchy. (Oh my god I just looked "punchy" up and it totally doesn't mean what I thought it meant!! D:) Republicans are always easy targets but even still I like how balls out SNL is for Obama. Am I reading the situation right when I say it feels like there is a palpable white-knuckled desperation emerging now? I kinda felt that way walking around campus with all the signs and tables and things. I saw a girl holding a huge picket sign from far away and I was all ugh it's going to be one of those 'REPENT! THE END IS NIGH' people and it turned out it was telling all the losers who weren't registered to git registered. (How do I know if I'm registered guise?? ;__; I think I fucked up my form. *so incompetent, should not be allowed outside*) What to do if McCain wins omg. There's only 19 days left!
It turns out, the more one realizes that one has really no idea how to make food for oneself, the more primal one becomes while watching the Food Network. I'm watching Ace of Cakes and I'm SO HUNGRY. I want to attack everyone and suck out their brains or whatever part of them is made of knowledge of deliciosity and live there and bake myself into a cake and eat my way out and do that every day of my natural life. Okay I don't really want to attack anyone since I sincerely love everyone, so so hard. That is seriously the best job in the world, along with working at Pixar and probably something else. Maybe. But everything else is true. OMG Ace of Cakes DVD. OMG they're looking at real estate in Los Angeles. OMGGGGG. But I don't get it? Are they thinking about moving? I thought they lurved Baltimore? Why are they thinking about uprooting everything to come live in fucking Los Angeles?? Don't do it Duff, it's not good times.
I just want to tell you that a couple of days ago I went to sleep at about 11 (because I had to get up way early the next morning), empty room, and at about 12:30 I was woken up by... what? What do you think it was? It was roomie, frying up a shitstorm. Who the fuck fries 50 lbs of firecrackers or whatever she was frying at 12:30 at night?? It was so loud. She's dumb as hell, that roomie. Also keeps turning on lights near my head. Ugh.
This Resolve commercial is so blatantly skeevy. Hella breeding discontentment.
I'm still so tired but I'm not sleeping! Mostly because I'm obsessed with organizing my music. I know how to prioritize.
I just made myself LOL imagining the disco covering Friday Bridge's Love and Nostalgia (read: imagining bden singing anything Ms. Friday Bridge has sung). Then I made myself sick with hunger imagining B&S covering it. That is not saying so very much; I want B&S to cover every song in the world because I think EVERYTHING is more interesting when Stuart's singing it. Stuuuuuuuuarrrrrt. *___*
Oscar Wilde, a dandy’s dandy, once said that “we live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.” What unnecessary possession can you not live without?
A dandy's dandy! That is both straight-up and downright delightful. An unnecessary possession I cannot live without is a necessary possession, my dear frond. *obtuse*
I'm so tired. I'm tired of my dreams too, they're all so weird and long and exhausting or they just make me sad. Do not want, subconscious, please leave me alone.
I think the perfect song for the disco (by disco I mean bden in any capacity) to cover is BEN FOLDS FIVE'S PHILOSOPHY. Hell to the fuck yes. Oh my god, it would be so perfect the universe would have to do something quite full of dread to balance it out, like destroy a fambly of rainbows, or continue to be the way it normally is. The piano! The crazy breakdown near the end! "Go ahead, you can laugh all you want -- but I got my philosophy~" Oh man.
In an effort to stop spamming the holy cats out of you guys (your holy cats are very important to keep) I'm truncating
now we come to drag days
Today at 5:32pm
It is fucking freezing in the library. I hate doing Voyager when it's this cold, my hands get frostbite and fall off into oblivion. Now I'm waiting to do email and then I'll be done wif work and I can clock out and walk the tedious walk back, oh happy day! oh joy of joys! I have a cut on the heel of one foot and a fucked-up toe on the other. :[
Guided By Voices is fucking amazing. Bee Thousand is supposed to be their magnum opus, and justifiably so, but I really really really love Under the Bushes, Under the Stars.
I'm so tireddd. The blood in my eyes are shot! I want to turn the world sideways so I can rappel down campus instead of all that tiresome walking. Goddamn it's cold here.
Tock to me of some things, fronds.
Even now when I see "Biden" for a split second I read it as bdennnnnnnnnnn. Biiiiiiidennnnnnnn.
I'm feeling so jittery right now. I feel like I'm about to jitter out of my skin. !!
I lost my UCLA ID card on Tuesday and I only noticed today. I liked my ID picture. I'm kinda bummed.
Shiina Ringo sings the living fuck out of the Heisai Fuzoku version of Gamble. It's pretty gottamn amazing.
For seriously -- in fact, for all the seriouslies in the world, Guided By Voices is incredible.
OMG DWIGHT HAVING A BABY/BUTTERED WATERMELON. I CAN NEVER UNSEE THAT.
It is fucking freezing in the library. I hate doing Voyager when it's this cold, my hands get frostbite and fall off into oblivion. Now I'm waiting to do email and then I'll be done wif work and I can clock out and walk the tedious walk back, oh happy day! oh joy of joys! I have a cut on the heel of one foot and a fucked-up toe on the other. :[
Guided By Voices is fucking amazing. Bee Thousand is supposed to be their magnum opus, and justifiably so, but I really really really love Under the Bushes, Under the Stars.
I'm so tireddd. The blood in my eyes are shot! I want to turn the world sideways so I can rappel down campus instead of all that tiresome walking. Goddamn it's cold here.
Tock to me of some things, fronds.
Even now when I see "Biden" for a split second I read it as bdennnnnnnnnnn. Biiiiiiidennnnnnnn.
I'm feeling so jittery right now. I feel like I'm about to jitter out of my skin. !!
I lost my UCLA ID card on Tuesday and I only noticed today. I liked my ID picture. I'm kinda bummed.
Shiina Ringo sings the living fuck out of the Heisai Fuzoku version of Gamble. It's pretty gottamn amazing.
For seriously -- in fact, for all the seriouslies in the world, Guided By Voices is incredible.
OMG DWIGHT HAVING A BABY/BUTTERED WATERMELON. I CAN NEVER UNSEE THAT.
I'm watching the Saturday Night Live special thing? I'm not sure what it is, it just came on after the office and hay whatever. So far it's not that bad! Either SNL is improving suddenly or I'm getting used to it. The Weekend Update is pretty fun. They're all stumbling over words and whatever, you can tell that they're feeling punchy. (Oh my god I just looked "punchy" up and it totally doesn't mean what I thought it meant!! D:) Republicans are always easy targets but even still I like how balls out SNL is for Obama. Am I reading the situation right when I say it feels like there is a palpable white-knuckled desperation emerging now? I kinda felt that way walking around campus with all the signs and tables and things. I saw a girl holding a huge picket sign from far away and I was all ugh it's going to be one of those 'REPENT! THE END IS NIGH' people and it turned out it was telling all the losers who weren't registered to git registered. (How do I know if I'm registered guise?? ;__; I think I fucked up my form. *so incompetent, should not be allowed outside*) What to do if McCain wins omg. There's only 19 days left!
It turns out, the more one realizes that one has really no idea how to make food for oneself, the more primal one becomes while watching the Food Network. I'm watching Ace of Cakes and I'm SO HUNGRY. I want to attack everyone and suck out their brains or whatever part of them is made of knowledge of deliciosity and live there and bake myself into a cake and eat my way out and do that every day of my natural life. Okay I don't really want to attack anyone since I sincerely love everyone, so so hard. That is seriously the best job in the world, along with working at Pixar and probably something else. Maybe. But everything else is true. OMG Ace of Cakes DVD. OMG they're looking at real estate in Los Angeles. OMGGGGG. But I don't get it? Are they thinking about moving? I thought they lurved Baltimore? Why are they thinking about uprooting everything to come live in fucking Los Angeles?? Don't do it Duff, it's not good times.
I just want to tell you that a couple of days ago I went to sleep at about 11 (because I had to get up way early the next morning), empty room, and at about 12:30 I was woken up by... what? What do you think it was? It was roomie, frying up a shitstorm. Who the fuck fries 50 lbs of firecrackers or whatever she was frying at 12:30 at night?? It was so loud. She's dumb as hell, that roomie. Also keeps turning on lights near my head. Ugh.
This Resolve commercial is so blatantly skeevy. Hella breeding discontentment.
I'm still so tired but I'm not sleeping! Mostly because I'm obsessed with organizing my music. I know how to prioritize.
I just made myself LOL imagining the disco covering Friday Bridge's Love and Nostalgia (read: imagining bden singing anything Ms. Friday Bridge has sung). Then I made myself sick with hunger imagining B&S covering it. That is not saying so very much; I want B&S to cover every song in the world because I think EVERYTHING is more interesting when Stuart's singing it. Stuuuuuuuuarrrrrt. *___*
i'm young for my age
Oct. 11th, 2008 12:21 amOH MY GOD IT'S SO WINDY AND I AM SO SPAMMY
I LOVE IT WHEN IT'S WINDY!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH I WISH I WASN'T SICK SO I CAN OPEN UP THE WIND... OWS OMGGGGGG I NEVER REALIZED!!!!
WINDOWS
ARE
FOR
WIND
OWS
*O*
I've been sick for almost two weeks now. WHY!! OMG I USE BEING SICK TO SQUIRREL OUT OF GOING OUT WITH MY ROOMIE!! I AM SO SCARED OF SOCIAL SITUATIONS!!!! ROOMIE IS NICE AND I FEEL BAD THAT I HAVE BEEN ANNOYED XCORE WITH HER THIS WEEK JUST BECAUSE SHE IS A DUMB INCONSIDERATE A-HOLE, SHE'S REALLY NICE OTHERWISE!
I LOVE IT WHEN IT'S WINDY!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH I WISH I WASN'T SICK SO I CAN OPEN UP THE WIND... OWS OMGGGGGG I NEVER REALIZED!!!!
WINDOWS
ARE
FOR
WIND
OWS
*O*
I've been sick for almost two weeks now. WHY!! OMG I USE BEING SICK TO SQUIRREL OUT OF GOING OUT WITH MY ROOMIE!! I AM SO SCARED OF SOCIAL SITUATIONS!!!! ROOMIE IS NICE AND I FEEL BAD THAT I HAVE BEEN ANNOYED XCORE WITH HER THIS WEEK JUST BECAUSE SHE IS A DUMB INCONSIDERATE A-HOLE, SHE'S REALLY NICE OTHERWISE!
The Twilight posts on ONTD are fun as hell omg.
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HORKY BITCH TALK SO LOUD ON THE PHONE
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS HORKY BITCH TALK SO LOUD ON THE PHONE
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT
