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EHEHEHE okay I drank half a can of an energy drink for the first time in my life~ and I am ehehehehehehe omg twitching. TWITCHING. FUCK OKAY LET ME TELL YOU MY DAYS, ALL MY DAYS

WEDNESDAY: SOASH OF EDUCATION PAPER DUE, DESTROYED FOR ENTIRE WEEK IN COMBO PROCRASTINATION-NO SLEEP-FUCKED UP WORK SCHEDULE-DOPROSSION
THURSDAY: SOASH OF CONVO STRUCTURES EXERCISE 2 DUE
FRIDAY: 5 HRS OF WORK, DRIVE 5 HRS HOME FOR...
SATURDAY: JJB'S 10TH BIRTHDAY!!! AHHHH AWESOME
SUNDAY: CHURCH, TJMAXX & ROSS WITH SOME A-HOLE, DRIVE 5 HRS THROUGH THE NIGHT BACK HERE
MONDAY: SOASH OF EDUCATION READING SUMMARY DUE
TUESDAY: SOASH OF CRIME MIDTERM LOLOOLOLOL B- AT BEST
WEDNESDAY: SOASH THEORY MIDTERM LOLOLOLOL D: WHY
THURSDAY: SOASH OF CONVO STRUCTURES EXERCISE 3 DUE

THIS WAS ALL IN CAPSLOCK BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HIT THE KEY WITH MY PINKY HARD ENOUGH BUT I DIDN'T AND EHEHEHEEHHEH FUCKING TWITCH TWITCH

okay. omg my chest is all hollow and shaky and overwhelmed. And I just listened to Lucifer backwards because my iPod is a testament to my obsession and I have shit like Lucifer backwards on it. IF ONLY I HAD A FIVE MINUTE RECORDING OF KPOP PEOPLE JUST BREATHING TOO, I WOULD PUT IT ON MY IPOD AND FIVE DIFFERENT PLAYLISTS TOO!!!111

I forgot to write down my new years resolutions (or make them) but I'm saying them now.
1. GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
2. comment more on lj
That;s it. I have no other goals I think I could reach, ahahaaa. I;'m not even boterhing to be like "loooool lose weight loooooooool" or "make fronds." how the fuck would either of those things happen. I will be friendless and dumpy for the rest of my life.

also I am sort of achieving toward 2!!1 I ahve commented like 5 different times on the bitchy kpop anon meme, which was terrifying and made me feel accomplished. LOL the first time I commented someone page-breaked (that's when someone fucks up the html for the entire page of comments or whatever, idk anything about anything) and it scared the shit out of me. I thought I did it accidentally or something. I love the anon meme. Tehre's a fight club kind of code around it but no one reads this and also I drank half a can of an energy drink and I get fucking wired from soda, my system is not prepared for this. It is so soashilogically interesting and I'm dumb, I think all the memes and nicknames and exclusive in-joke language are really really funny.

microsoash is so dumb and pointless to the history of humanity and the universe. It's like other people's dreams; that shit is only itneresting to the person talking about it. That is my way of saying that later I am going to write giant dumb paragraphs about kpopsecretmeme2 and how much I love it soashilogically.

There's something fascinating about negative opinions. No follow-up, just saying. I love the "there's something [adj] about [noun]" sentence structure. It evokes the vague emotion I have toward the noun without actually saying anything, eheheheheheh.

I will comment on a bunch of kpop fics too. I am going to put myself out there and hope no one will ever click back to my journal and see all this bullshit.

The only thing the people I love fannishly have in common is that I love them. <3__<3

all my percolated SHINee-related thoughts
- lol their Seoul Music Awards acceptance speeches. those bitches weren't even thinking about mentioning Jonghyun. ilu Minho, thank god you're there to be lovely and considerate~ In general, I think Minho and Jonghyun are the most openly affectionate/frondly members of the group and they do the shout-outs. like Jonghyun mentioning Minho's birfday during the GDA speech and the "Onew-hyung are you watching~"
- tbh I also think they're the two who like SHINee the most even though Minho isn't that musically relevant to the group and though Jonghyun is a moody lazy shit sometimes about it. they're the two who really love everyone in SHINee I think. Onew, Taemin, and Key are clearly SO much closer to people outside of SHINee that it's kinda depressing but there's not that much of a clear marked distance for Jonghyun and Minho and the group. at least to me. okay I think too much about this.
- I seriously love Jonghyun so much. G20's Let's Go came up on shuffle and his part came up and it was just so pleasing and I felt smiley and I love him.
- I think Onew has a better natural voice (his tone/texture), but Jonghyun is the better singer. Not just in technique and control and range, but in understanding/interpreting the song and emoting and being versatile. They are both rly talented though.
- All I really want to do is post kpop youtube videos and talk about them, post kpop songs and talk about them, and post kpop pics and talk about them. I have so many feelings. 

JJB IS 10 YEARS OLD NOW!! AAHHHH <3
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I AM GOING BONKERS OMG WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

IF I CANNOT FINISH THIS PAPER TODAY

I WILL

LITERALLY

DIE

WHY IS THIS SO HARD, I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS CONTINUOUSLY LIKE NIGHT AND DAY FOR TWO WEEKS AND IT IS STILL NOT FINISHED AND IT IS ONLY SUPPOSED TO BE 6 - 10 PAGES DOUBLE-SPACED WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

AND NOW MY EARS ARE RINGING!!! GREAT I GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE A STROKE OR SOMETHING THAT IS GREAT

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE 5 HOURS OF SLEEP I'VE BEEN AVERAGING FOR THE PAST WEEK OR THE CAN OF CHERRY COKE I JUST DRANK

CAPS CAPS CAPS

I AM SO SAD IN MY HEART RIGHT NOW!!!!!!! THIS PAPER IS NEVER GOING TO BE FINISHED 

LOOK AT ALL MY TAGS, I HOPE THEY ARE AS LONG AS THE ACTUAL ENTRY

WHY DO I HAVE SO MANY AND WHY ARE THEY ALL SO RELEVANT

HOBO CORN

OBAMA'S ICY GLAMOUR

BILLY IN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
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OH MY GOD IT'S SO WINDY AND I AM SO SPAMMY

I LOVE IT WHEN IT'S WINDY!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH I WISH I WASN'T SICK SO I CAN OPEN UP THE WIND... OWS OMGGGGGG I NEVER REALIZED!!!!

WINDOWS
ARE
FOR
WIND




OWS

*O*

I've been sick for almost two weeks now. WHY!! OMG I USE BEING SICK TO SQUIRREL OUT OF GOING OUT WITH MY ROOMIE!! I AM SO SCARED OF SOCIAL SITUATIONS!!!! ROOMIE IS NICE AND I FEEL BAD THAT I HAVE BEEN ANNOYED XCORE WITH HER THIS WEEK JUST BECAUSE SHE IS A DUMB INCONSIDERATE A-HOLE, SHE'S REALLY NICE OTHERWISE!
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Discovered after I wanted to title this "The cabbage patch dance, which involves putting the hands together and moving them in a horizontal circular motion." Insert requisite "oh wiki!" here. Xanga wouldn't let me do this either! How oppressive. I like subject lines because you can say something really surreal in them and never acknowledge them in your actual post and it is all a-okay. Um, in theory. Usually I am not cool enough to think of anything really bizarre; I just write a song lyrics/TV quote that's been in my head because I can't think of anything else.

I like titles that tell you something about the story when it isn't explicitly mentioned. It's a very smart and subtle way to take the story to another level. This gut-punchy quality is oft very strong in short stories. UM I can't think of any examples right now, but there are lots! LOTS!

In my dream there was a guy named Brussels (???) played by Jason Segel (aka Marshall from HIMYM and Nick Andropolis from Freaks and Geeks) and he was hungry. And then it was me being hungry. My sister had a bowl of kimchi and I snatched it from her. Then I had changed the channel on the big screen TV (it wasn't our house) and it was some kind of infomercial/plea for charity that had like an otter swimming through a dirty river and a cat with a pickle jar lid slowwwwly spinning on its head. ??????

The other part of my dream was this ridiculous sitcommy plot with like the oldest brother of an eccentric family coming back to the house and the girl having to pretend to be her "old self" while he was in town. Her old self was this crazy scary person, I guess, and her other older brother was SCURRED. And they had this conversation where she was like "I have a secret to tell you!" and he is all "what?" and she says something like "my duck has wheels like an airplane." ??????????????????????????? AND WHILST I WAS DREAMING, I was trying to figure this out. But not in a logical, "WTF" way. In a "does that mean the wheels are under the duck or that the duck's wings are the wheels of an airplane?" way. Even though the second one doesn't make any sense. Oh I don't know, brain. I give up.

I am quite taken by Wir sind Helden. Judith Holofernes is pretty!!!!! *terminally stupid*

One of those things you just wouldn't learn if not for the internet: I searched for "Judith Holofernes" on Google and there came up all these links to like a Bible story and art and beheadings! Well folks, it turns out there is a Judith in the Bible who beheaded a Holofernes and such a thing was a perfect subject!!! for many artistes. Also I learned what deuterocanonical means! MAGICAL SPARKLY INTERNET, EDUC8ING ME!!!

OKAY. This short story spat has got my creative blood pumping (I am not going to say "creative juices flowing"), so you might. Be seeing like. More creative writing from me??? MOSTLY OLD STUFF. Some it dates back to MIDDLE SCHOOL ommmg. Okay, you'll probably never see that. I wrote a shitload senior year though. Oh you guys if you don't want to see this stuff you have to tell me now or else I think I will actually do this and your opinion of me will be LOWERED EVEN FURTHER. To give fair warning: I have poems. FULL OF PRONOUNS. This might not bode well for ANYONE!!!!

NO ONE FEEL OBLIGATED TO COMMENT. I ARE SORRY TO TRY TO GUILT TRIP YOU. OMG. SHAME. Now I go to east eat east to eat. And that's how you recover from a typo! /Ze Frank

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