boring

I am torn between a, genuinely trying to make the best of things and b, wallowing in just how terrible a mistake this Berkeley summer thing is. Because oh, it is a mistake. I don't even have internet in my room. I spent 10 minutes trying to get the free internet in the ~cafe and now I only have 8 minutes before it closes.

I read the interview with Ryan Ross and I kind of want to hit him over the head with a wrench. Asshole, what's wrong with you? I'm also mad at him because I read Keltie's blog post about him. I love Keltie, I think she is a genuine person who doesn't deserve any of the shit she gets from the internets, and Ryan Ross broke her heart. It just sounds like he didn't really want to try to be in the band anymore. Fun thing: listening to That Green Gentleman with the split in mind. Things have changed and that's okay, huh? Everybody gets their, everybody gets their way, HUH?! O I C. LOL I still can't believe it all the way.

Saying 'I hate my life' is a way to avoid saying 'I hate myself.' It's really not any kinder. I like my life! I like the people in it, I like where I am. I like the weather of it. The only problem is that it's me living my life. Oh geez.

the aim of the game is alcohol poisoning

Oh BTW while I was bored and internetless in my room earlier today, I made this list. Feel free to add more, Theoretical Internet Audience!

BEATLES PICTURES DRINKING GAME
Take a drink every time
- none of them know what personal space is
- John and Paul don't know what personal space is
- John and/or Paul are gazing at the other adoringly or are otherwise clearly in love
- there are weird and inexplicable props
- one of them looks bored (LOL)
- George is clearly refusing to pose
- Paul has something in his mouth
- Paul is sitting weirdly
- you see a color version of a black & white picture and realize that they were all color-blind
- you see an ex-girlfriend/wife!
- someone is smoking (LOL)
- Paul is wearing a vest
- George is helpfully standing around doing nothing
- there are Miscellaneous Women in the picture and it's awkward
- they're in matching clothes!
- you see Martha!
- they're paired off in your favorite combinations
- you want to yell "SHAVE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SHAVE" (have fun with your hangover)
- someone's wearing a stupid hat
- someone's wearing stupid sunglasses
- you see matching facial hair
and finally, the holy grail
- ALL FOUR of them look good AT THE SAME TIME

extras
Take a drink every time
- you mistake a picture of Dhani for a picture of George
- Yoko's rack looks good
- Paul's mullet doesn't offend you (this one is difficult)
and to finish you off
- Ringo looks exactly the same as the last three thousand times you saw him