1. Trying to study for the statistics final (worth 40% of the grade)
2. See huge albino cricket crawling up the wall RIGHT next to me
3. Jump out of chair and accidentally step in the pumpkin pie my sister left on the ground (GROSS)
4. Call cousin to help get rid of the cricket
5. Cousin fucks with me by yelling and pointing at my feet
6. Scream and throw cup at cousin
7. FUCK HIM AND FUCK EVERYTHING
Also worrying about work and my social security card. I put off calling HR all day and now tomorrow will be a clusterfuck on top of a clusterfuck. I'm tired because I stayed up too late doing nothing yesterday. And my sister is listening to This American Life without headphones on.
THE ONLY THINGS THAT CAN UNDERSTAND THE HELPLESSNESS AND FML-QUOTIENT OF MY LIFE RIGHT NOW ARE THESE DUCKS
AM I LAUGHING OR CRYING???? SCREAMING INCOHERENTLY EITHER WAY.
okay I feel better
2. See huge albino cricket crawling up the wall RIGHT next to me
3. Jump out of chair and accidentally step in the pumpkin pie my sister left on the ground (GROSS)
4. Call cousin to help get rid of the cricket
5. Cousin fucks with me by yelling and pointing at my feet
6. Scream and throw cup at cousin
7. FUCK HIM AND FUCK EVERYTHING
Also worrying about work and my social security card. I put off calling HR all day and now tomorrow will be a clusterfuck on top of a clusterfuck. I'm tired because I stayed up too late doing nothing yesterday. And my sister is listening to This American Life without headphones on.
THE ONLY THINGS THAT CAN UNDERSTAND THE HELPLESSNESS AND FML-QUOTIENT OF MY LIFE RIGHT NOW ARE THESE DUCKS
AM I LAUGHING OR CRYING???? SCREAMING INCOHERENTLY EITHER WAY.
okay I feel better
